I heard this joke, and it’s gay as hell, but I must admit that because of the person telling it, I laughed my ass off…
Q: How is a duck not like a bicycle?
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A: A duck doesn’t have handlebars!
LOL!
Anyone notice that if someone is utterly stupid and tells an utterly stupid joke it becomes one of the funniest things in the world? Out of sheer stupidity?
Ryu
“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”
Q. How do you get down off a bicycle ?
A. You don’t, you get down off a duck.
-rimshot-
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The Dude: Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
I don’t think IronFist is stupid Ryu. Let’s be nice!
- Nexus
That was rather mean Ryu.
Badger
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BJJ is Superior to Mullets!G
dumbest joke i’ve ever heard:
“ask me if i’m a tree.”
“are you a tree?”
“… no.”
what the??? HEY!
I wasn’t talking about IronFist!! 
I was talking about a “stupid” person laughing at his own joke that isn’t funny, etc.
IronFist wasn’t even the guy who told the joke.
man… how come I am always misunderstood?
I’m the NICE guy remember??
Ryu
“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”
KungFuOnline forum: Hang your head in shame, Ryu. :mad:
Ryu:
“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”
[Taking some of the pressure off Ryu]
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
What do you call a philipino contortionist?
A manilla folder.
LOL, KC!!! That’s just wrong, man!
Why did the frog cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
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What did one coffin say to the other?
Is that you coughin’?
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What’s Mary short for?
She’s got no legs.
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Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
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The Dude: Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Youre a mean one Mr.Ryu, You really are a heel…
LOL! Just messing with ya man.
It’s just funny cause your such a nice guy.
Badger
BJJ is Superior to Mullets!G
Ok, we all know why the chicken crossed the road. But why did the Pervert cross the road?
He had no choice…
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“I’ll be too busy lookin’ good!”
Why can’t students at al Qaeda have drivers ed and sex education classes on the same day?
The camels can’t handle it.
“Americans don’t have the courage to come here,” Mullah Mohammed Omar, leader of the Taliban
There is only one tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, ‘To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time.’ Patton
How many alligators does it take to drive a truck?
None, marshmollows dont have wings…
What’s brown and hides in the attic?
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank!
ducks rotten tomatoes
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
my favorite
Why do cannibals not eat clowns?
They TASTE funny!!!
“Waiting is bad.” - Musashi
www.lungyingjingjung.com
demented
why are little kids so cool?
cuz their little hands make your d_ck look big.
“…either you like reincarnation or the smell of carnations…”
- Cannibal Ox