lol
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
I’ll come out of retirement for this one!..Why do beavers have a flat tail?..Because ducks have a flat beek!
O.K. back to my life!
Les paroles s’envolent.
Les écrits restent!..
Okay, I can do worse than that.
What’s twenty inches long, has a swollen purple head, and makes the ladies scream?
Crib death.
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
One atom says to the other atom “I’ve lost an electron”. Atom 2 says “You sure?” The first one says, “I’m positive.”
I’m a chemistry major, please someone shoot me.
Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women do not?
A: a belly button.
The trend continues
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up.
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, Doctor…it hurts when I do this.”
The doctor says, Don’t do that.
A man walks into the doctor’s office, it hurts when I do this.
Ever had this before?
Yes.
Well, you have it again.
A nun comes screaming out a doctor’s office…Yeeaaaaa
So I asked the doctor, What’s wrong with her?
The doctor said, I told her she was pregnant.
The nun is pregnant?
No, but it sure cured her hiccups.
Never play leapfrog with Unicorns…they cheat.
Yeah, I know what you mean Ryu I heard this really stupid joke from a really stupid guy:
Why does a horse run?
Because it’s tired!
LOL it’s completely Nonsense, but i just cracked up when he said it! 
Stupid joke
Q.:What did the elephant say when he saw tarzan climbing up a tree?
A.: That’s Tarzan climbing up the tree
Q.: And what did the elephant say when he saw Tarzan climbing up a tree, with eyeglasses on?
A.: Who’s that guy? I don’t know him
-------------------------Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
–Samuel Goldwin
Confucious say…
Man who put dick in peanut butter is f~~king nuts
The difference between unclear war and nuclear war is in the way you use the U.N…
Why did the drunken monkey fall out of the tree?
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He was DEAD!
Seek first to understand, then to be understood-Stephen Covey
Whats Brown and Sticky???
A stick
Dave F
‘wing chun men do it with sticky hands’
Why was the sand wet?
Because the seaweed
Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree?
It was hit by the first monkey.
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You’re fu(king up my chi
Q: why did the plane crash?
A: the pilot was a tomato.
Q: what’s funnier than a baby with a pick through it’s head
A: nothing
did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
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Q:why did the badger cross the road?
A: to get to the otter side
did you hear about the disgruntled unnappreciated shepherd?
he was having trouble making himself herd
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Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer group pressure
Why did the gorilla die?
He was hit by 3 falling monkies
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You’re fu(king up my chi
Q: why did the tree leave the forest?
A: it had a falling out
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Didja hear about the two Irish homosexuals? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald?
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama