this thread is for the best martial arts jokes you can think of, or remember.
Dude you are so lame.
You want to start a jokes thread at least post the first joke.
Don’t anyone post a joke until greensage22 sets the pace.
wow, two n00bs fighting.
two n00bs fighting
That’s a good joke!
Where? Where?
*** quickly looks around ***
Ima gonna reiterate my favourite MA joke of th year anyway.
Q: What’s the hardest part about doing Tai Chi?
A: Having to tell your parents you are gay.
Still laughing here, heh heh
Martial Arts Aren’t Meant To Be Funny
I don’t think that this is an appropriate topic to post. Martial Arts practice represents our attempt to survive in a violent and unpredictable world. If some of the passengers on the planes that hit the World Trade Center had studied Martial Arts, then they may have stopped the event from happening. Maybe it was the Martial Arts training of some of the passengers on the 3rd plane that prevented the White House or US Capitol from going up in flames. It’s all about overcoming our fear of the unknown. Our greatest fear is death. Let’s stop trying to be funny and learn how to approach life in a more serious manner. If not, then join a comedy forum instead of making a mockery of kungfu magazine.com
Calm down Francis.
The funniest thing I ever heard was this Tai Kwon Do guy telling people he knew how to fight. :: Poke with stick :
Or n00bs taking offence 
lol @ shwarzdragon
man i’ll bet you’re a hit at funerals!
Hahahahhhhaaaaaaa!!! Good one Schwarzdragon, that was really funny! Bet you look silly doing kung fu too!
Yeah, I love that one David, still gets me laughing.
How many chunners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
50. One to hold it and the other 49 to talk him round in circles about the best way to do it.
How many chunners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A straight line is more efficient. A straight line is more efficient… repeat until vomiting
Ohhh Schwarzy, you’re a chunner… that explains the lack of a sense of humour. Keep practising those straight punches, they’ll finish anybody, especially in volleys of thirty or forty… Looks like you’ve got the straight face down to a ‘t’! 
Im a chunner mat i thought that was a decent joke my sifu will find that one funny nothin wrong with havin a laugh. Swzchdragon i see your point but if you always see the serious side ull never find fun. Ma is fun and serious all at the same time.
Dude, awesome!
Funniest martial arts joke
Stephen Segal;)
Y’all Chunners
How many lame posters does it take to bog down a website? Mat, etc.
schwartz
not too funny.
How about this, I’ll post some questions, you guys make the punch lines!
What is the real reason for a kihop(aaaayyyyyyeeeeyyyyaaahhhhh screem)?
So a shaolin monk and a copueala (sp???) guy go into a bar, the capeala guy says to the monk, ‘so why don’t you guys drink’ to which the monk replies…
heres one rip
your mom does shaolin do!
whats the best that wing chun has ever done?
Everybody have fun tonight!!!
… go fu ck yourself.
david ownzors this thread with teh powerz!