I wish to learn drunken monkey style in the most traditional manner. What kind of monkey should I get, and how much whiskey should I give it?
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
when training iron body, should i use the steam setting?
___________________________________________________________________________ “I’m just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!”
Is cynthia rothrock really the god queen of tibet?
So, this tiger crane stuff, is that what they use to put tigers in cages?
and the number one dumbest martial arts question ever…
“what about pointed sticks”?
peace
Kung Lek
How long will it take me to learn to catch a bullet in my teeth?
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
What about explosive chi?
When will I learn to vanish like a ninja?
The ultimate question…
When will I be the next Bruce Lee?
Sorry I couldnt resist.. 
Zvika
“He’s not dead, 'es resting! Well if 'e’s resting, I’ll wake him up! 'Ello Mr. Polly Parrot…” -Monty Python, Dead Parrot Sketch
Can I win in NHB using Kung Fu?
"It's not really NHB because they won't let me bring a platoon of Navy SEAL's with Blackhawk fire support into the ring!"
-Watchmanouch.
wow yeah, that was really harsh. i wish i had the wit to come up with something like that.
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
“Duifang jing zhi meng ji, wo fang tui zhi ce fang xi zhi.”
On the Spear
You use it for throwing right?
What about..“Wait, how do you do that again?”
Where can I take lessons from Ashida Kim??
“Life’s a great Adventure, Mate”
Jacko Jackson
NÄde ZhÅngwén shuÅ-de zÄ›nmeyà ng Sensei?
hahahahahahahah…ok, it’s not that funny, but a little maybe? get it?..never mind
peace
Kung Lek
Kung Lek
…hahaha…
ni hui shuo hanyu ma?(wo hanyu shuo de bu hao)
(how do you do the little tone-line-things on the computor?)
“Duifang jing zhi meng ji, wo fang tui zhi ce fang xi zhi.”
If I become a ninja can I jump off the Empire State Building and live?
Why is there an M in Martial? Does it mean something?
IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky’s main man…
Is that stuff you do like Karate?
:mad:
Ne(3) men do shr(4) hen(2) bun(4).
Ne du di yi tz shua zhe ma yang? Wo bu jr dao.
Gun(4) ne(3) ma du chi bie. Biow(4) tz(4)
wo(3) dei(3) kan(4) ne(3) toe(1). I must chop your head!
Amazing what you can learn watching kung fu movies with a booklet on tonal pronunciation.
Heres my question. I chien wo may tien lien gong fu, rang ho, wo du chi chi shr tai show. Jr shr zhen mo? At first I began practicing kung fu and now, my pe nis is too small. Whats going on?
How much does it cost, and where can I get a Golden Bell to learn Golden Bell Qigong?
taiji student
NÄ zà i dă tà ijÃquán
WÅ zà i zuò qìgÅng
TÄmen zà i kà n dià nshì heh heh heh
Use your character map. What I do is gather all the tonals and place them into notepad, when I need to write, I use the file as a template, write, then paste it here. Works good.
no offence intended for those of you who got that, its for the “others” hahahahahaha
ok back to english cause I know this is gonna tee some folks off.
Q: so, I take the peach from where?
peace
Kung Lek
How is it an art if you don’t put it in museums?
How about “Have you ever killed anyone with it?” Or “Have you already registered your hands as lethal weapons?”
What are martial arts and by the way, what is a question?