Have a happy women’s day!..And don’t forget to give back to us, men, the control of the planet tomorrow!..
Oh! la! la!.. 
The world belongs to us! <Evil Laugh>
Worlds best sexist jokes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing she’s been told twice already!
What to 10,000 beaten housewives have in common?
THey don’t F U C K I N G listen!!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, let the b i t c h cook in the dark.
Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
'cause it doesn’t need cleaning yet.
Why is the space between a women’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
hope this post doesn’t get deleted…
No,
The world has always been our’s.
look at ancient civilizations of the world. the MEN were to ones in charged. Read aristotle, read confucius. The great minds of the world agrees that the world belongs to us.
Only men, with our ego pumped attitude, complete lack of sexual moral conducts, strong ego, unobsessive behaviour to tidiness, ( did I mention the importance of an ego ), can rule the world ! :mad:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
~ fades into the background of darkness ~…~Thump~
" Ouch ! ~
Aw c’mon, I’ve got a more sexist joke than that. Really tasteless, too.
You’ve been warned - don’t read any further if you are sensitive about stuff. And I can’t believe this autocensor stars out f-a-r-t-h-e-r.
What’s twenty inches long, has a swollen purple head, and makes the ladies scream?
Crib death!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
hehe good stuff
I’ve got some extremely tasteless ones.. posted them before but they were promptly deleted… i shant tempt fate by posting them again…
And, just to prove that women can be every bit as insane as men…
that must be taking the p i s s…
oups!..
We never know how a thread can evolve!..:rolleyes:
You clowns are a terrific endorsement for turning lesbian. Do you pi$$ where you sleep, too?
:rolleyes:
Lesbians are cool.
i can’t believe that chick is feeling up a wall!
Lesbians are cool.
Hot lesibians that go both ways are cool. Martina Navratilova-style lesbians are not cool 
Not true my friend.
Navratilova-style muff divers are indeed “cool”. “WHY IS THIS SHARKY?! You must be INTOXICATED” you scream. Because it means no man has to go through the ordeal of giving it to them. They are out of the sea - their “fish” status has been removed.
Understand now?
Jas,
there’s no need to turn lesbian to get away from men. Just date your local historical monument, or public library. Didn’t you check out my link?
At present, I’m having a torrid affair with a Bowling Alley.
lmao…you said ‘torrid’. that’s brilliant!
maan, you should see the backside of my garbage can.
Yeh, I saw the link. Seriously disturbed person there, almost too sad to be funny. Creeped me out.
But honestly now. Old jong was saying something nice, and the thread gets hijacked by Beavis and Bu++head.
It’s like if someone had said “happy Martin Luther King day”, and the next post is “huh, huuuh, did you hear the one about the two nggers that walked into a bar, huuh huhh, how many nggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb huuhh, wait, I got even more offensive ones hehehehe”.
Phooey on the lot of you.
Actually, Beavis and Fannyhead (can we do something about this autocensor, please?) are brilliant satire. I don’t mean to accuse you of being humorless, but I really think the point of the jokes posted here is not to degrade women, but to point out the ridiculousness of sexism. By taking a bad attitude to it’s illogical extreme, we laugh at it and reveal it for the stupidity that it is. Sure, some twisted individuals may take it at face value, but that’s the risk of all satire - ever talk to someone who figures Jonathon Swift was a monstrous evildoer for suggesting the Irish resort to cannibalism? I have. They’re beyond help.
In any case, I apologize for causing offense. I like your posts a lot, Jas, and don’t wish to be on your bad side.
PS - You gotta sexy brain. Please don’t be mad I said so.
Guys please!
You are turning my thread ,that was a sincere offering of best wishes to women, on the occasion of women day into some chauvinist moronic clownesque and tasteless collection of the lowest kinds of bad sexist jokes I ever seen!..Do you really want Jas to turn into a disciple of *****s?..Do you want her to fell all alone in a world populated with machist clowns?..Come on guys, let’s do our best to hide our true colors till midnight at least!