Jas-
You are totally right on! But, in the guys defense. It’s not their fault that men never evolved emotionally or mentally ***her than the average male dog…which hmps everything it sees, and has to pee to make sure everyone knows it was there!
But, thank you Old Jong for the nice thread (it started that way). We women totally appreciate it. And, just so that you guys know this…YOU WILL NEVER CONTROL THE PLANET. IT’S ALWAYS BEEN A FEMALE THING. And, it’s NEVER going to change!!!
~Wen~
so bring it back jas, it’s cool. it’s not like this current tangent has to be the route taken by everyone. if you noticed, old jong said something nice and followed it with a joke. we just extended the joke portion.
i personally think having a ‘woman’s day’ is ridiculous.
Equal time
Why can’t women judge distance?
They’re always getting told this (holds fingers 4 inches apart) is 10 inches.
Yeah Justa man.
I followed my wishes with a joke because I know that women can appreciate when a joke is just a joke!
I have many women friends and I have been married for a very long time (Since the age of 20) so believe me ,I know who rules the world. They just let us play our games and put us back in the right direction without most of us noticing it!
I wonder about Mrs Bush plans for the future!..Or Mrs Chretien here in Canada!..I’m sure their husbands will let us know in times! 
Lemme splain somthin. If there is one day out of the year that is…“womans day”, the rest are ours. That is how we know that God is male. He just wanted to give the ladies a taste of how sweet it really is. 
Wushu, it’s not that we never evolved, we reach a plateau. 
Sharky I think the term we are looking for in our quest to slap a label on Navratilova-style menchicks is “responsible”.
And to remain on topic, happy woman’s day women!!
Originally posted by Justa Man
i personally think having a ‘woman’s day’ is ridiculous.
You guys get days all the time. The super bowl, the world series, Basketball playoffs…come on…it’s it fair that we can just sit around all day in OUR underwear and do NOTHING? Or, would you rather us keep fetching beers for you guys, and slaving for you? NEVER MIND, DON’T ANSWER THAT ONE…
~Wen~
It’s women’s day???
When did this happen? Is their a men’s day?
see post above
“The super bowl, the world series, Basketball playoffs.”
These aren’t for me, and if what’s inside my y-fronts is any indication, I’m a man.
I agree with the rest of Wushu Chik’s post, though.
C’mon guys, you know me. I’m hardly humorless, and I love good satire. I can take and give a joke with the best of them.
But this kind of noise :"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she’s been told twice already! What to 10,000 beaten housewives have in common? THey don’t F U C K I N G listen!! etc etc " is NOT satire. That’s just more of the same FUKING GARBAGE women hear every day, and the same mentality that allows society to be more shocked by Mike Tyson biting an ear during a fight than by Mike Tyson raping a number of women.
Yeah, I think it’s ridiculous to have a day honoring women. We should be so respected by society that singling out is unnecessary. But we obviously are not respected. And trying to cover up such deep-rooted disdain with “can’t you take a joke” is just adding insult to injury.
I hate getting up on my feminist soapbox, but jeez, you’re total morons about simple things! 
Sexist or not - you make the call!
what do you think of this one, then?
10,000 women are battered in the US every day…and to think, all this time I’ve been eating mine plain!
yea, what chang said…those aren’t my days either. what about me? i want a day.
oh smush, happy woman’s day and all that good stuff. happy?!?!
Ok, now THAT was funny!!
CSN, I didn’t dare to raise my head on this thread, but that last one was too d@mn funny not to give you a kudos for.
at the risk of blacksheeping myself like chang style has, here’s my favu to add to the list:
my wife recently told me i’m stifling her. at least, that’s what it sounded like through the pillow.
and no, i’m not married, but i DO have the most wunnerful girlfried on the planet.
Why don’t women need watches?
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Cos there’s a clock on the cooker.
sharky, naf and chang style? i think we need to start running. and fast.
you know, with a quickness.
oh, and happy women’s day everyone. sucks for me, because my girlfriend’s in colorado and i can’t show her a happy day. 
<looking around to see if the wife is not paying attention>
Adam was sitting in the Garden of Eden. God came to him and said, “Adam I have a gift for you. It is a companion. It is the GREATEST work I’ve EVER done! It is beautiful, smells nice, and will serve you faithfully. It will cook, clean, and never cross your orders!”
Adam got excited. “Thanks God!!! You are truly a loving God!”
God interrupted, “But Adam I spent a lot of time and effort into this and I am sorry but it is going to cost you alot.”
Adam asked, “What is it going to cost me, God?”
God replied, “Adam, it is going to cost you an ARM and a LEG!”
Adam thought about it for a moment and replied, “That is steep, God! What can I get for just a RIB?”
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<the coast is still clear>
What did the wife do when she got back for the Women’s Crisis Center?
THE DISHES IF SHE KNEW WHATS GOOD FOR HER!
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<…one more >
Three women are running down the beach. One trips over a magic lamp.
They pick it up and rub it. Genie comes out and says he will grant each of them ONE wish.
The first girls, a blond, says she is tired of the whole ‘dumb blond’ thing and wishes to be the SMARTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD! <poof> She is the SMARTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!
The second doesn’t want to be out done so she wishes to be the SMARTEST GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE!!! <poof> She is the SMARTEST GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
The third also doesn’t want to be out done but the previous two wishes to be 100 TIMES SMARTER THAN BOTH OF THEM COMBINED!!! <poof> She becomes a MAN!!!
<… uh oh wife senses a disturbance in the force. gotta run…
“You are totally right on! But, in the guys defense. It’s not their fault that men never evolved emotionally or mentally ***her than the average male dog…which hmps everything it sees, and has to pee to make sure everyone knows it was there!”
Ahem… S’cuse me, Ryu is in earshot. And to the male members of the forum,… It’s times like these that you guys make me the most popular guy on the forum
Please keep it up!
Ryu (the nice guy who is finishing first )
Ryu…
That’s why I love ya hon!!!