What’s red and yellow and looks good on hippies?
Fire.
hahahaha
i like that. i am actually gonna tell that in a drunken stupor tonight.
That is a good one, C-note. 
What’s brown and Black and looks good around the neck of a republican?
A doberman Pinscher. 
take that ya hippy hater!
wait a minute…I don’t like filthy hippies either!
hmmmn, conundrum.
ooo good one.
I’m a liberal, I’m just inundated with pseudo hippies in my town and would like to see them wrapped in flame.
What has two thumbs and would look good on Ming Yue?
you really should post a pic of yourself with the fonz kickin for added effect.
a man gets a call in the middle of the night. its the hospital. his wife has been in a very serious car accident. they wont tell him anything more over the phone.
he races to the er, rushes in the doors, and screams at the receptionist that he was just called about his wife and demands to know what’s going on immediately. she tells him that dr. smith has been working with her and he’d be out in 5 minutes. he has a seen in the waiting room.
a couple minutes later the dr. comes out and says, “as im sure you have heard your wife has been in a very serious car accident.”
the man: “yes i know i know … how bad is it … how is she?”
dr. smith: “well she is stable. but during the accident her spine was severed in two places and we can not operate. she is paralyzed from the neck down”
the man: “oh my god”
dr smith: “before you go in and see her i did want to take a second and go over some of the new responsibilities you are going to have with her in this condition. there’s not a whole lot we are able to do for her here so if you are considering some type of home nurse care you will want to try and arrange it this week.”
the man begins crying at this point.
dr smith: “as i mentioned she is not able to move at all so you will want to make sure that she is turned every two hours to avoid bed sores.”
the man begins sobbing.
dr smith: “she is also going to need fed and diapered. because she will have no control over any of the muscles down there everything given to her through the feeding tube will pretty much go right through her and she may need diapered upwards of 8 or 9 times a day.”
the man begins crying so hard at this point he’s shaking uncontrollably.
dr smith walks over to the man and puts a comforting hand on his shoulder. he pats him a few times and as the man looks up at dr smith with tear stricken eyes and unfathomable grief dr smith says to him, “its ok. its ok man. i was just ****in with ya. she’s dead.”
your mom?
oh wait, she looks bad no matter who she’s on.
Rotflmfao!!! @GDA
Why is it always the liberals talking about ‘hating’ this group, or wanting to hurt, kill, and maim another?
I don’t know why?
Is there a punch line?
I live on a boat.
I drink organic milk.
I eat wholewheat rice.
I train tai chi.
Am I a hippy? Do you hate me?
You live on a boat?
Isn’t all milk by nature ‘organic’
what the heck is “whole wheat” rice???
tai chi is definitely the hippy thing
I don’t hate you, here have a cigarette.
Thanks
lights up
Yeah I live on a sailing yacht and practice my form on the jetty.
And all milk is not organic. It depends on what the cow’s been given. What is termed ‘organic’ milk in the UK is much better for you, apparently.
And whole wheat rice is just that, whole wheat. It’s like bread, white, or wholemeal.
God ****, I’m a bit drunk that took ages to write. 
That’s probably because she’s been dead for a while.
Am I a hippy? Do you hate me?
yes, yes I do…
:o
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Yep, you are drunk! What you would be talking about is whole rice!
Hippy!!!
Facetious boy. Are you suggesting you are not familiar with the term organic, often used in the English language?
GDA, that joke is disgusting. :mad: I’m definitely gonna use that.
milk comes out of a cows teats, ergo it is organic and not the opposite which would be, either silicon based, synthetic, mineral or what not.
Organic is just a marketing talking point. If it’s grown, vegetable, or animal by product, it’s “organic”.
teh other thing was that “wheat” is not “rice” so you can’t have whole wheat rice.
rice is a cereal grass, wheat is, well wheat!
man, even hippies have better educations and would know these things.
I am starting to think taht people on this forum are actually eating lead raw. LOL