kung lek …
I am starting to think taht people on this forum are actually eating lead raw.
why is that bad?
Three expectant fathers, a white guy, a black guy, and a Frenchman, were in the hospital waiting room. A doctor comes in and announces that he has some good news and some bad news, “The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy. The bad news is that we’ve mixed them up.”
The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The white guy goes right to the black baby, picks him up and starts rocking him.
“What are you doing?” the black guy asks, “That is obviously my son.”
“I know,” said the white guy, “but I didn’t want to accidentally get the French kid.”
“whole rice!”
Oh yeah. Kung Lek you’re just being difficult 
Kung Lek: the Everyday Joke.
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Sometimes you just have to admit that even your language is evolving.
Keep eating the pesticides!
Oh wait, you already have:
One Canadian certainly is…
a teenage mother was forced to give up a set of twins for adoption as she was not able to care for them. unfortunately they were split up. one went to live with a family in suadia arabia and became known as amal. the other went to live with a family in mexico and was named jaun.
both twins were allowed contact with their birth mother and they wrote eachother often. many many years later she asked both of them to send pictures of themselves. a few weeks later she received only one picture from jaun.
she expressed her disapointment at only receiving a picture of one of them to her husband who said, “honey they’re twins. if you’ve seen jaun you’ve seen amal.”
Greetings,
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?
Most of the time you get a onion with very long ears;
but, sometimes, you get a piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
(A Friar’s Club Joke)
People,
I am getting so old that last week I forgot what the “f” word meant.
I looked it up in the dictionary and I didn’t understand the definition.
I went to a thesaurus and found the words “screw,” “hump,” “mash,” "pump,"etc. Still didn’t ring a bell.
I got so frustrated that I screamed out “God, I don’t know jack …”
You know what? As soon as I said “jack” I got wood.
A mickey original.
I got owned.
Bull****. That’s Dangerfield material.
i think saying its a mikey original might have been part of the impersonation … not him actually trying to steal dangerfields joke.
but then again i dont know ****.
You would too if you had to listen to liberal broads whine and b1tch all day.
mmk it was a joke, see.
Dangerfield material?
No. I thought that one up on my own. I can understand how you may think it so by the rhythms. I wouldn’t rip off his materials in life nor after his passing. He had great timing. I did not notice the rhythm until you mentioned him. That kind of timing was not unique to Dangerfield. He simply championed it and made it all his own.
My gosh, I am under attack by Vash.
What did I do to deserve this?
Wait a minute-- WHO did I DO to deserve this?
(Another Dangerfield rhythm)
Notice that I did not claim the Friar’s club joke as my own. I think Milton Berle told that one. I believe in giving credit to where credit is due,
mickey
PS: If Dangerfield told the exact same joke, that is freakin’ weird. I am getting chills by the thought of that.
He did indeed.
I’m almost sure of it.
I don’t know why, but I could hear MY saying this ins a 20’s teamster voice.
“Mmk, it was a joke, see? Make you sleep wit da fishes, see?”
Hi Vash,
Please give me a source. I never heard the joke before.
mickey
I want to say I heard it when he Roasted someone, or at some comedy central show where he was honored.
you nailed it. 
That’s exactly what I was doing when I typed it.
Crap. Now, I don’t really consider myself a republican or a democrat, but I usally vote republican. Maybe that explains why my dobe has been a stubborn fiesty s.o.b. lately.
Hey Vash,
I do not have cable so it is not possible for me to have seen it. So this is a pretty weird coincidence, especially if the joke is word for word. The term “mash” is pretty recent. Nevertheless, it is pretty cool if I channeled something from Rodney.
Guess what y’all? I channeled Rodney! Ah AH channeled ROD-NEEE!!!
mickey