Some things I've learned from the kung fu forums...

Wai Jia: The Kung Fu Forum Kung Fu Forum
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  1. The super, uber, deadly KFMers are also either ninjas or spys, because they refuse to post their picture or location.

  2. If your bored and no one is posting on threads, start an MMA vs. TMA thread and the entire site will engulf it

  3. Gene Ching apparently likes nachos:D

  4. At least once per day someone will come on and challenge LKFMDC.

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37 Mildly disagree with another member, and someone will assume you are part of their jihad on that member.

38 No on in a flame war actually reads what their opposite says, they only read something like it that resemblkes something they’ve read before.

39 BJJ Blue has a chart on his wall to keep tabs on who didn’t answer which question when, just to the left of his “Gorgeous Men of BJJ” poster.

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  1. Nobody on KFM forums works too hard during the day.
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[QUOTE=TenTigers;1048101]26a-if the discussion or debate gets too heated, TT will post something completely off-topic and silly, and the thread is derailed into the abyss.
followed by some vague reference to Tolkien or Klingon lore by TGY…[/QUOTE]

Ti tállbe Orch.

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41.) Posting or reading here is an absolute waste of time but loads of fun:D

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[QUOTE=Lokhopkuen;1048394]41.) Posting or reading here is an absolute waste of time but loads of fun:D[/QUOTE]
and therefore NOT a waste of time, as such…:smiley:

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I stand corrected:D

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  1. Responding to someone who will never agree with you no matter what you have said will be absolute waste of time and no fun at all.

  2. Trying to help those who doesn’t need your help will be absolute waste of time and no fun at all.

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  1. I am way more intelligent than I ever gave my self credit for.

  2. I really dont give a ****.

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[QUOTE=Lucas;1048432]44) I am way more intelligent than I ever gave my self credit for.[/QUOTE]

44.5 Most people are way less intelligent than you give them credit for.

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  1. I am too sexy for my silk PJs, and they snap really nice when i do forms!
  2. My silk PJs look gauche with hitting focus mitts.
  3. My silk PJs fall down when I spar, but I still look less gay than MMA peeps in silk shorts. :smiley:
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[QUOTE=Yum Cha;1048441]44.5 Most people are way less intelligent than you give them credit for.[/QUOTE]

rofl

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[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1048430]42) Responding to someone who will never agree with you no matter what you have said will be absolute waste of time and no fun at all.

  1. Trying to help those who doesn’t need your help will be absolute waste of time and no fun at all.[/QUOTE]

My sig line used to read:
Never teach a pig to whistle,
it wastes your time and annoys the pig:D

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[QUOTE=mooyingmantis;1048442]46. I am too sexy for my silk PJs, and they snap really nice when i do forms!
47. My silk PJs look gauche with hitting focus mitts.
48. My silk PJs fall down when I spar, but I still look less gay than MMA peeps in silk shorts. :D[/QUOTE]

49.) If you challenge David Ross aka the “badboy of kung fu magazine forum” on any issue then “you are having a melt down.”