Some things I've learned from the kung fu forums...

Wai Jia: The Kung Fu Forum Kung Fu Forum
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Greeetings,

I learned that…

  1. You can only get creed if you post pics of near naked ladies.

  2. East Coast practitioners are the only ones who can post with both humour and sanity.

  3. MMA is a poor excuse to get real close and sweaty with another man.

  4. MMA is a poor excuse to get real close and sweaty with another man.

  5. MMA IS A POOR EXCUSE TO GET REAL CLOSE AND SWEATY WITH ANOTHER MAN.

MICKEY

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  1. East Coast practitioners are the only ones who can post with both humour and sanity.

West coast is the best coast!!! (just messing withcha!!!)

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hskwarrior,

That photo rocks!! HAHAHAHA

mickey

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[QUOTE=Lokhopkuen;1047961]Awesome!

What does (Beng), (m méi), (Gou Shou) mean:confused:[/QUOTE]
This is (Beng):

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7436/cracking1.jpg

This is (m méi):

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/9629/changeyebrowmop1.jpg

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HAHAHA thanks brother :smiley:

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yes. Beng can be used as a modifier

Beng step Beng bu

Beng elbow Beng Zhou

Cool and classical pix

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7436/cracking1.jpg

:slight_smile:

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This is (Gou Shou) - very deadly CMA skill. :wink:

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1315/goushou.jpg

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[QUOTE=SPJ;1047975]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEAcOWskPE

we have skiiny ring girls, too.

:D[/QUOTE]

Thanks for posting SPJ. Nice clip and can defineatly see the San Da and Shuai Jiao influence in those fighters.:slight_smile:

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[QUOTE=Iron_Eagle_76;1047993]Thanks for posting SPJ. Nice clip and can defineatly see the San Da and Shuai Jiao influence in those fighters.:)[/QUOTE]

Helio Gracie can choke them all out (if I don’t say it, somebody else will). :smiley:

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outstanding. my laugh for the day. Thanks for clearing this up. I especially liked the comment “if your arent dedicating every waking moment to KF your not a martial artist.” in this day and age who has time to dedicate everything they have to one thing?

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i do. i have the power. i am the chosen one.
*rubs testicles

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[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1047996]Helio Gracie can choke them all (if I don’t say it, somebody else will). :D[/QUOTE]

Personnally I would rather be choked out by this Gracie.:cool:

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[QUOTE=Iron_Eagle_76;1048014]Personnally I would rather be choked out by this Gracie.:cool:

[/QUOTE]

really, wouldn’t you rather she choked on something herself? :stuck_out_tongue:

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yes. she has a school in NYC, I think

but she only teaches girls. I think.

:slight_smile:

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26 if the discussion or debate gets too heated, a half naked picture would cool everyone off. and the thread is derailed into the abbys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yszxlr4gH5g&feature=related

:slight_smile:

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SPJ,

That was TOPS!!! HAHAHAHA

mickey

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26a-if the discussion or debate gets too heated, TT will post something completely off-topic and silly, and the thread is derailed into the abyss.
followed by some vague reference to Tolkien or Klingon lore by TGY…

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  1. Theres no such thing as a KFMF Not Safe For Work tag.

  2. This moldy corner of the internet makes 4chan/b/ look reasonable and erudite.

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  1. The chinese have infiltrated a spy on here to study our foolishness, he goes by Bawang.:smiley:
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  1. I learned that bawang’s English improves when the subject is women.

  2. TenTigers is right 12 times out of 10.

  3. Mentioning the words “peach fuzz” puts people on the defensive.

mickey