If you no longer fight and are old means you never knew how to fight and are a huckster
If you were in a fight and it wasn’t video taped…it never happened.
MMA events are the supreme arbiter of who has fighting skills and who doesn’t
Only full contact sparring counts as “training”
As long as you call what you do MMA it means you have fighting skills. If you call it kung fu, karate, etc. you are a traditional chi wanker who thinks he can blast people with energy from his palms. In essence there are only two categories: chi wankers and MMA athletes.
You can only claim to practice martial arts if you devote your entire life to it to the exclusion of everything else. Elite athletes rather than the average person looking to improve their health, safety and fitness are the true yardstick of a martial arts effectiveness.
You will always find someone who disagrees with you no matter what you have said. When you said, “CMA is bad” and all MMA guys will jump on you, disagree, and argue against you, you will get what you want. Very sad but that may be the only way.
If you don’t have 50 You Tube clips your not a real martial artist.
If you wear silk PJs you are a LARPer, but if you replace that with kickboxing shorts and a tank top you are an instant bad a**ss:)
You should always be walking around with a broken nose, busted lip, two black eyes, swollen testicles, and a few cracked ribs. Otherwise, you don’t do “fo realz” training.
Boxing gloves were not used in TMA schools until five years ago.
If you say water is wet and you need oxygen to sustain life, David Jameison will still try to argue with you.
Try to use CMA terms such as (Beng), (m méi), (Gou Shou), … Since MMA guys don’t know what you are talking about, they can’t argue against you. Problem solved.
[QUOTE=Iron_Eagle_76;1047943]There are things on me that are 13 inches, but I’m not one to brag.:D[/QUOTE]
yeah hemmerhoids are nothing to brag about and don’t deny it, we all know you ride a sled and therefore have a pile of spaghetti where your ass hole should be.
[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1047947]20) Try to use CMA terms such as (Beng), (m méi), (Gou Shou), … Since MMA guys don’t know what you are talking about, they can’t argue against you. Problem solved.[/QUOTE]
Awesome!
What does (Beng), (m méi), (Gou Shou) mean:confused:
[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1047948]yeah hemmerhoids are nothing to brag about and don’t deny it, we all know you ride a sled and therefore have a pile of spaghetti where your ass hole should be. :D[/QUOTE]
Oh I’m going to be giggle through my entire useless morning Tai Chi Class:D
Mostly because it’s good for my structure and it really makes Mysterious Power angry that I am up here in Canada practicing an esoteric health art and I’m actually enjoying it and giving the art credit for the benefits derived.
What does (Beng), (m méi), (Gou Shou) mean:confused:[/QUOTE]
depending on styles
but generally
beng means forward and upward.
wiping or removing eyebrows, pushing the face downward and forward
3 Hook hand, can be circularly upward and downward. can be clockwise or counterclockwise, the bent wrist may be used to hit chin. gou shou ti
hook hands may be used to control wrist and elbow temporarily----
