ninja: a confused individual who likes to sneak around
ninjitsu: the art of being confused and sneaking around in your pyjamas
Kung fu:
A generic term for a majority of the Chinese martial arts. Many of these arts involve the emulation of animals. Many students of Praying Mantis spend years attempting to obtain the other 4 legs while students of Monkey Kung-fu tend to find themselves being carted off by men in white lab coats.
Kendo:
A strange and unusual past-time involving hitting each other with sticks and making in-human sounds. Could be a cult??
This crack head came up to us after training, trying to get some money from us. He asked what we were doing so we told him, to which he replied
‘oh, i know all of the martial arts’
Three chinese martial artists, a crane, eagle claw, and monkey stylists finished climbing the summit to a magical mountain. The magic the mountain contains is in the form of a cliff.
Its said when you jump from the cliff any name you shout will become your new form.
First the Crane master jumps off the cliff and shouts the name of his style, his glorious wing span carries him to his new life.
Next the Eagle Claw master jumps and shouts the name of his favorite eagle. Naturally he soars off to the heavens.
Just as the monkey master jumps he realizes that monkey’s cannot fly, in an act of stress and fear he shouts OH CRAP!!
and with that he became a tae kwon do practitioner, and fell to his death.
Why did Dong Hai Chuan ask Cheng Ting Hua to practice muddy walk?
I said that to practice the secrets of light step which is the key of Ba Gua walk.
My brother said no. Cheng was used to Shuai Jiao so he needed to lighten his steps, while other students have fast kicks so they did not need learn to do muddy walk.
