I JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR

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A little over an hour ago I was walking to work, crossing a street at a corner when a car made a right turn and rammed into me at about 30 or more kilometers per hour. It hit me on the left side and I bounced up onto the hood/windshield and then fell off. I was pised off. Then I lay on the ground for a little while. then there was a small crowd of people around me- one woman was holding my hand (an angel) and then the fire people and an ambulance and cops came- someone dialled 911 on their cellphone. Then a girl I work with came walking up. I felt like crying and I wanted my (a) mother. There was perhaps one instant when I realized the car wasn’t going to stop. Now I have a slight moral dilemma. My left thigh (where the bumper hit) hurts, as does my calf and left hand. I’m gonna go to the doctor tomorrow and get some x rays. Sht- now I can’t practice kung fu for a bit. I hope I’m OK.

Go forward, my son, and
be like unto a torch
upon the darkness. Thou
are stripped now, of all
that was before. Look
not to thy fellow men
for guidance or
countenance- they canst
advise you no longer.
Thou shalt be as dust
now, and dust shall be
upon the tongues of thy
enemy. Verily, thou
shalt herald the coming
of the new age upon
man."

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geez, I hope you’re ok too dude.

I wiped out a couple of motorcycles and crashed a couple of cars, but I haven’t been hit by one before.

yeesh.

hope ya heal up good.

peace

Kung Lek

Martial Arts Links

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whose fault was it?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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It was completely her fault (legally).

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ok i hope you are ok.

but why u just say legally, i don’t care about that, i care about who’s REALLY to blame :wink:

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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I hope you are OK. Sounds pretty bad (the accident that is, not your condition).

cxxx:::::::::::>
You’re fu(king up my chi

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it sucks you didn’t die dude.

where’s my beer?

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LOL

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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Now now GDA, that’s not very nice. :slight_smile:

cxxx:::::::::::>
You’re fu(king up my chi

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HAHAha good one…

IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I am Sharky’s main man…

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Was she cute?

"Just because I joke around sometimes doesn’t mean I’m serious about kung-fu.
" - nightair

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Gunned Down Atrocity,

Looking at your email adress on your profile(I wishIwasdead@hotmail.com), it seems like there’s nothing I can say to you that life isn’t doing to you already. I can’t really think of any fitting response to your post, I don’t think there is one. And Martial Joe, your support of that post says quite a bit about you as well. To others- thanks for your support.

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Cars can be trouble! I’ve been in two car accidents, both in which had I not been wearing a seat belt, i’d be windshield scrapings for the reconstructionist. Hope you feel better soon, and a speedily recovery so you can train!

  • Nexus
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don’t worry brucelee2, i don’t think GDA means anything by it.

i hope you’re OK
:slight_smile:

___________________________________________________________________________ “I’m just trying to lull you into a genuine sense of security!”

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I never agree with GDA. We never meet eye to eye. But in this case, he is right, go right back out there and play in traffic. The universe was trying to tell you something. You probably thought, “Oh my god, I should be dead right now” that was the universe’s message.

SHALL YOU DEFY THE UNIVERSE?!? Go play hopscotch on the freeway until you reach nirvana.

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GDA is sarcastic, but he means no harm to you, it was just a evil humor joke.

Hope you get well and develop great kung fu footwork when you get back to training :stuck_out_tongue:

“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”

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Nutt’n’funny

Generally, I don’t use this word if I can avoid it, but you are a (unt. Even if you said that in jest, it is pretty poor form.

cxxx:::::::::::>
You’re fu(king up my chi

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Heal well and completely.

best,
Cody

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Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
Don’t grumble, give a whistle!
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…
And…
the music fades into the song

…always look on the bright side of life!
whistle

Always look on the bright side of life…
If life seems jolly rotten,
There’s something you’ve forgotten!
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you’re feeling in the dumps,
Don’t be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing!
And… always look on the bright side of life…

whistle
Come on!

other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life…
whistle

For life is quite absurd,
And death’s the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin – give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it – it’s the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life’s a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.

Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true,
You’ll see it’s all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life…
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle

(transcribed from Oxford University Humour archive)

The powers of Kung Fu never fail!
– Hong Kong Phooey

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bruce lee2,
When I first came on this forum, I would see some of the things GDA posts, and I’d be like, “This guys evil-crazy,” but that’s just his form of humor, and its not to be taken seriously. He’s definitely got his funny moments, and he’s pretty good at ribbing other forum members(for their pleasure).

So like they say, don’t just fall and give up, buster, get those gnarled masses of contusions you call buns off that chair, cause its high time you jumped right back onto the crazy colt called traffic and rounded up some high-speed doggies! (Speach inspired by The Tic, all rights reserved)