Against a crazed, tripping girl who got in my car without asking while I was at a red light at about 12:00 noon in Chicago on the way back from some official business. She was Korean-American, and dressed like a Japanese Schoolgirl, stopping traffic in the middle of Monroe street downtown. From what I could tell by the smell and actions, high on Ecstasy and Alcohol and up all night. I’m married and have a family. “Can you take me to Belmont and Clark?” She says with an innocent smile. At first I thought she was out of town or something and so I agreed. Already my Wing Chun Kung Fu ™ training was kicking in. My instincts were that of an intelligent cat, I moved my wallet and the passports in my hand to the inside pocket of my driver’s side car door. Right forearm was braced over the compartment between the seats which had some change and CD’s. First thing she says is, “wow I’m thirsty” and turns up my air conditioning. I did the whole drop acid in college thing, so I can somewhat sympathize with boorish tripping behavior, however this girl was a freaking whacko. By the time I got to the other side of Michigan avenue, she was all “Aww, give me a kiss” and coming at me and sh!t. Here’s where the wing chun really kicked in. I engaged her arms and shoved her shoulders and stopped all of her advance, giving her absolutely no chance to get near me. I pull to the sidewalk and ask her to leave the car, but she begs me to stay and promises to behave herself. I guess I thought it was funny or something, or I’m thinking about how this girl’s looks like she’s going to keel over from dehydration on a hot day, so I make the turn to get onto Lake Shore Drive. I’m talking to her though, and it becomes apparent that she’s actually from Chicago, and she has these oppresive parents and personal problems . I’m like “so you could have just taken the Red Line” (Elevated train) and she says she stops traffic and jumps in guys cars just to see people’s reactions. When we’re up slowed on the bridge over Navy pier, she talks about possibly jumping out and trying the next guy over for a ride. Every once in a while she’s trying to show me her cleavage but I am so not interested. Eventually I missed the exit but got off at Foster, and we’re paused in traffic --and I’m asking her to leave again. She reluctantly agrees, then this time she totally comes at me with the kissy lips, I chain palm-push her away using the essence of the triple-palm strike from Chum Kiu. I had tried to give her advice and sh!t but she wouldn’t listen. Wing Chun is good for use in cars, I have found out. She presumably jumped into some other dude’s car after that.
I think you’re tripping on extasy right now.
Ryu
you think wrong. I have not tripped on E, ever. Though once I did buy some fake E. That was in 1997.
Atleast u stayed faithfull to your gurl. Good job
Most of my friend’s would laugh themself silly if I told them I picked up a pretty girl and chained-palmed her in the face when she came on to me 
I and my wife had a good laugh about it. She’s telling me I need to keep my car doors locked.
To be honest this is my first use of Kung Fu in the street. Not much, I know. But the training really did kick in. I can’t help it, the story is very funny. I hope this girl gets help. I told her that what she is doing is very risky.
Glad to hear you have a strong relationship. Many would have taken advantage of that poor girl..
I’ve seen to much **** to know that if I lived in the us, I would carry a gun. I could imagine that just knowing that you have some ‘back-up’ on u must make ya feel more relaxed in different street scenarios. Do you own a gun?
I will get a gun as soon as I get a house. Right now I live in an apartment and there’s no safe place away from the kidz to store one.
Man, she wanted to take advantage of me! No regard for the impact that would have on me or other people. Obviously I’m not going to trade the trust I have with my wife, which is something that I expect to appreciate for years, for a fling with a stinky though pretty girl. Honestly I think that were I to lie with a certain kind of prosititute, I would have less chance of dying from AIDS and less chance of going to hell than if I lay with this girl!
I don’t know about hell, but AIDS is nothing to fool with.
You are a better man than I. I would of told her to strip and then dump her to the curb naked. She would never do that again. Scare her straight into a nunnery.
…or maybe not.
Good job staying faithful.
Was she hot?
STD’s suck, I hear.
IronFist
Did you get her number? I would have gotten nasty with her.
Remember the girl in “The black Mask” all in leather and down for anything? I need a goth/asian girl with personal problems to have some fun with. If you could possibly get me her number, I would pay you well for it.
Good Job Fa_Jing,
I agree that you should lock your car doors though. but was it curiousty or just an act of benevolence that made you carry her so far. Personally I would have kicked her out of the car immediately, but then again , maybe you didnt want to disrupt traffic and jepordize innocent lives. hmmn, so what was it?
Those that think that life is just “party, sex, illegal drugs” are so very wrong.
They should not neglect LEGAL DRUGS. Alcohol and cigaretes are great too!
Yes, I should have kicked her out of the car immediately, no matter the traffic, which was not rapid. I think it was curiousity, and a desire to help someone. She did not seem dangerous in any way. I learned a lesson there. Later, it did become funny, as well as annoying. I sprayed my car out with Lysol afterwards. Anyway I’m at peace with myself.
Ironfist - well kept, fairly good looking, 23 years old, in a slave state to some drug and obviously out all night- do you want to kiss those lips that could have been who knows where earlier in the evening? Buy her a toothbrush maybe??? hehe anyway, I don’t want to make a big deal out of it, it was not tempting and not one of the bigger temptations I have faced nor will face as a committed man. I was not testing myself on this occasion.
The point is that my style of Kung Fu served me well in a small enclosed space.
u had an asian girl in a schoolgirl outfit, in your car, coming on to you, and u used wing chun??
- u are soo gay!
and me so horrny
You should have snapped her neck like a chickens! Ok that would be excessive but I always wanted to say that…
wow, you chain palmed a girl whose only violent act was to try to kiss you and show you cleavage? Man that’s harsh…
what about a good firm shoulder grip with a commanding voice to make her understand?
I know the situation can get messy and all, but apparently she was a lost girl on some high, not really a danger…I’m not judging you but specially because you are a responsible person don’t you think you could have done a little something to avoid her going out again in the wild and doing her crazy stuff that night? I cannot even imagine how many wackoes could have abused her in that state…dunno take her to the police station or whatever…
dayum, you didn’t even check a little skin or slapped that azz a bit ??? 
well anyway I guess it’s always cheap and easy to judge when we were not there and under the pressure and urgency of the situation…but still, chain palms? yikes (or maybe you didn’t mention the chain palms were more like chain boobie feel huh? c’mon man you can tell us guys the truth hehehehe).
the locks on car doors are a wonderful thing. maybe you should check the owners manual on how they work.
if the girl had bad intentions yo ass could be dead right now. or what if it was a 230 pound car jacker that hopped into your car instead of some girl?
wow, you chain palmed a girl whose only violent act was to try to kiss you and show you cleavage? Man that’s harsh…
it’s not harsh at all. one day that girl is going to get hurt. if it was me, I would have immediately stopped the car and dragged her right the f*ck out. When people I don’t know do erratic things I don’t play around with them, that’s a sure way to get hurt.
It’s great to study martial arts and all, but incidents like this just highlight how many of y’all have no tactical awareness at all.
my tactical awareness probably sucks. However I did feel I was in reasonable control of the situation.
Crimson, if you go back to what I said, I chain palm-pushed her, not “palm-strike” in any way. Just a bunch of short pushes to the arms and shoulders to keep her away.
As for solving her problems, well I tried to say some stuff, but although she seemed to be listening to some of it, she did indeed hop out with the intention of bagging another ride. I imagine that by now she’s forgotten the conversation. Perhaps I should have tried an uppercut.
You should have taken her home to your wife, and said “look what I found today hun…can we keep her??”
If your wife really loves you, she’d let you chain her up in the basement to keep you amused when she’s out.
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