Kungfu Forum Movie!!!

yes its an all star cast featuring your favorite KFM celebs.

starring: the sultry high heels wearing ball bashing WUSHU CHIK

 the mysterious yet predictable punching bag :The Willow Sword .

the master of the forum and honorable wise gong GENE CHING
The Shaolindo school actors league.
ashida kim and his merry band of renegade midget circus fighters.

directed by diego,and produced by PEPSI Co.

we need more writers ,add your ideas.

                          Many Respects,,,The Willow Sword

OK, the final fight scene should be filmed on the top of Kachina peek.

and the whole scrap is about northernpractitioner won’t Give me his? freakin hopga scrolls!!:slight_smile: :mad:

If Deigo writes it, can we have the movie subtitled?

Just fu(kin with ya brother.

Oh, and go ahead and cast me in as the master of the ancient “donkey punch” style.

JWT

Can I be one of the evil round eye that comes over for adventure and exotic asain women.

Can I have a musket.

My stats are

Name: Raw Head Rex

STR:18/00
DEX:16
CON:18
INT: 15
WIS:5
CHR:18
Hit Points: 16
Level: 1
Armor Class: 5
Class: Fighter
Weapons: Broad Sword, dagger, Long Bow
Armor: Scale Mail, Cloak with a jade brooch, Ring of Protection +1

EPISODE 1:

THERE IS UNREST IN THE KFM FORUMS, ASHIDA KIM AND HIS MERRY BAND OF MIDGET CIRCUS FIGHTERS ARE CAUSING CALAMITY WITHIN THE GUILD.

       TO COUNTERACT THIS INCURSION THE SD REPUBLIC HAS SENT AN EMISSARY TO STEAL I MEAN TO EXAMINE THE SITUATION 

AND PROVIDE A SOLUTION(not really)

THE SENATE QUEEN WUSHU CHIK HAS BUSTED A NAIL AND IS IN PERIL BECAUSE THE PEDICURE STORES ARE CLOSED. 
  MEANWHILE THE EVER WISE AND KNOWLEDGABLE GONG GENE CHING HAS BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THE SLIGHT RASH HE DEVELOPED AS HE SPILLED ABUNCH OF TONER ON HIMSELF WHILE TRYING TO RESUPPLY THE LASER PRINTER AT THE MAGAZINE WITH INK.
        WHAT CAN OR WHO CAN BRING ABOUT BALANCE WITHIN

THE STRUCTURE OF THE KFM FORUM GALAXY


This looks like a job for Undercover Brother!

Just make sure I have my Orange Soda, and NOBODY messes with the 'fro :cool:

I say we make Ralek the goofy sidekick :smiley:

I wanna be the Emperor!!!

I can be a good Emperor, or a bad one, does not matter to me.

Better yet, make me an evil Emperor, as I am already a good Emperor on Dragon list’s “Story line” thread.:smiley: :eek: :confused:

man I was just thinking about this. It would be really cool if we all got together and made movie! We could do Outlaws of the Marsh. All 108 caracters. I’ve been reading the latest issue of KFQG. but that would be really fun to do in real life, I’m sure btween all of us e we could put it together. My only line in the movie would be ‘Kick ass!’

Who the heck would go see this movie, besides us?

Crash and burn this movie will.:smiley:

I’ll be the logical one with the hooded cape, offering wise wisdom to those who seek knowledge, with simple honest neutral clarity.

Screw that!

Better yet, I’ll just kick freaken @$$ through out the whole movie:rolleyes: :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

Is ther an Empero in Outlaws in the Marsh?

If not, I want to be a bad guy :smiley:

I’ll be an anonymous extra in the background of a nondescript scene.

I would like to be cast as a soft spoken Wandering Shaolin monk with a tiger tattooed on my back and I’m in search of another monk with a dragon tattoed on his back:D

ooOOOoo I’ll be the feisty northerner that starts trouble with the southern folks and egomaximus (a.k.a goktimusprime) can be my sidekcick.

Don’t forget a guest appearance by Ashida kim and some astral spies to make things interesting. Kwan Sin The’ can be that wise old master that everyone seeks.

You guys im a great dramatic internet actor, but its been hard to get a job this days so im acepting this kung fu action movie role.

Let me know what you want me to do.

I’ll be the guy standing just behind JoeDoe with my back to the camera.

Don’t forget to have SifuAbel wander through the occasional scene in horse stance with a couple of guys balanced on his legs.

GunnedDownAttrocity can make cameos, swiftly appearing to rape any corpses.

Rogue can interrupt every other scene with a reminder about how bad the 911 attacks were.

Man, there’s a role for everyone!

Can I be the guy whose mouth keeps moving for five seconds after the dubbing stops?

I have always wanted to say:

Your Kung Fu is obsolete, old man… .

Pleasepleaseplease!!!

On the set I would like to be responsible for restraining the midgets from assulting the other cast members. I will also keep the female body doubles uhhh…occupied between scenes.

As for a role in the film, I will leave that up to the directors to place me accordingly.

You people talk too much; train more.

:slight_smile:

I want to be the reoccurring-borderline retarded lackey. That serves tea to all of the masters.