I was just about to shoot my love scene with Wen!!!
But seriously, keep your eyes open for an indie flick called
“El Padrino” in the next few months.
It stars Damian Chapas, Stacy Keach, Tiny Lister (Zeus from WWF and “Friday” movies), and Gary “will someone get that phone” Busey.
Yours truly is working as a stunt performer and actor, and if you look closely, you will see an appearance from “the giaco-fro”.
I won
The movie left off wiht me locking “Chickie Poo” in the tower. As a prisoner, she is not free to write more of the script, and cannot write her own rescue (Even if she could, she can’t pubilsh it from the prison tower) which garentees me to remain in power over both MY kingdom, and her’s!!!
That and her attitude ticked off a number of people, so they defected to my side. I gave them local controll over their own provinces in return for thier loyalty and supplying me with their armys for my own use. It’s a good deal for them, and I get a HUGE ready made army to plunder more kingdoms to boot!!!
I don’t know how Queen Chickie Poo is going to get out of this, but no one seems willing to help her so the story just sort of died. Mean wile, I’m running ramped and conquering all I see with army’s of “Mini Me’s” supported by the army units supplied by Chickie Poo’s defectors. Together we are taking over everything.
Next, were going to attack and conquer CyberKwoon, enslaving their population so the people of KFO land don’t have to work hard anymore. I’m going after Ffab personally!!
I may be an evil Emperor, but my subjects profit from it!!!
Nah; on the Really RD wouldnt let me dress him up like jwt’s poodle in a ballerina dress and cape for the middle semi-important fight scene, So I cut Direction and started GDA on his porn carrear involving artificial footbal turf & tennis rackets!.
Be sure to check your favorite .com shortly:cool:
No way RD. I was gonna totally beat you. My army was coming to trample yours and i was gonna be the ruler of KFO City and i was gonna destroys your kingdom just for kicks.
…Then the movie died
I’ve gotten sidetracked by other career considerations. An offer for a sequel to “Tiny Fists of Tai Chi” and “Flippers of Fury” came up. I’ll be playing a minor villain, a former student of the Thalidomide Master. We haven’t settled on a title yet, but the favorites are “Poison Fetal Flying Guillotine” and “Seal in Penguin’s Shadow”
Leonidas
I tell you what, Pledge your army to me, and I will give you controll of the Southern half of the combined kingdoms. I will also award you with many riches and beautiful women as well as a highly trained unit of Mini RD’s as personal body gaurds.
Then, you and I will go on to conquer new lands. With our combined armys, we can’t be beat!!! And I will Give you a percentage of all the lands we conquer, based on how many of your troops take part in the action. We can’t lose if we jion forces, and we will be able to accumulate far more riches together than appart.
Queen “Chickie Poo” stays locked in the tower of course.
So, do we have a deal?
The first KFO Movie ended with…
Chickie Poo and her body guards being attacked at an abandoned warehouse by a rogue mercenary. The fight distracted Chickie Poo’s body guards long enough for RD to capture Chickie Poo. He took her away to his fortress where She then used the Ancient Vampiress Chi Stealing technique on RD. RD was about to be absorbed by the succubus when Ralek grappled her off of him. She didn’t have a chance to use her “technique” on Ralek since he is a true grappler and true “Greek” if you know what I mean. This leads to RD and Denzhen kicking the crap out of Ralek and the locking of Chickie Poo in the tower… Later on that day… Chickie Poo contacts Prana through using super mental Chi and enters the astral plane teleporting her back to Ryu… BUT it was a clever ruse set up by RD and Denzhen (projection on ceiling of tower and a good sound system) which answers the question of what the heck was Ralek doing there in the first place? It seems that RD actually planned on Chickie Poo trying to steal his Chi through forcing him not to retain his semen. He conveniently left his fortress defenses down for Ralek to barge in and “save” him. After planting his evil seed in Chickie Poo, he then arranged for her to escape knowing that his chi would soon convert her to the dark side unless she could find a cure, but the cure may cause even more jealousy and unrest amongst Wushu’s bodyguards—
Royal’s army of mini RDs is amassed and ready to completely conquer Kung Fu land. Wushu is gathering her body guards to fight RD, but the damage has been done since most of Kung Fu land has been turned against Wushu—
Enter the rogues… a third army of mercenaries led by Black Jack has entered the movie. Nobody is sure who really is controlling them or what their purpose truly is. There is some speculation that it could be Gene—
So ends KFO Movie episode one, The Beginning. Now Episode Two, Love and Mulletts Begins.
To make things easier, everybody should classify themselves as:
BODYGUARD… the good guys. Wushu’s personal army. The anti-troll brigade. Use good chi power.
ROYAL DRAGON MINION… Followers of RD. The bad guys. People devoted to RD’s quest for complete controll of KFO and creating chaos and destruction in cyber space. Use evil chi power.
MERCENARY… Neutral, but mostly evil. Fighters for the money and the love of a good fight. Like guns and knives.
ASTRAL PLANE EXPLORER… Neutral, but mostly good. Chi hippies who transcended the mortal realm and reside in the astral plane. Mostly stay out of the affairs of normal KFOers but will jump into the fray when it suits their purpose.
so i’m somewhere between being a Minion and an AP Explorer… cool
Restiring 2 the Astral Plane for a while,
david
What happened?
The midgets made their appearance felt.
-Nuff said.
ROTFL!!!
“Seal in Penguins Shadow”
didn’t the movie die in a corner somewhere?
Sorry Pal
No way in H e l l I’m letting Chickie Poo out of the tower, as long as she’s in ther I can conquer and pliage as much as I want.
See, I’m not dumb, I’m giving controll and riches to all the key people so I can combine army’s and become invincible. They, seeing how good life can be are more than willing to help me. What does Chickie poo do? she wastes her kingdoms $$ on poor and homelss and all sorts of other stupid feel good government programs. Now, her people LOVE her, but she’s small by comparisen to me.
“I” on the other hand know how to build armys and conquer lands as well make those that help me very prosperous and wealthy too. “I” will end up with the grandest hugest EMPIRE since the fall of ROME!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
No little peaceful kingdom C R A P for me, no way I’m going for the big stuff (And Getting it too), I’m forming an all powerful Evil EMPIRE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
I never got to fly my plane ******! :mad:
Casting is still in progress for roles in “Seal in Penguin’s Shadow” if KCE or anybody else wants a part. We need an Ostrich (or perhaps Emu) Master for the Hwang Jing Ming role, for one thing. And anyone who can juggle and balance a rubber ball on their nose would be perfect.
Hey RD…
Letting her go is part of your insanely evil and complex plan to completely conquer all of KFO. You’ll see in ‘Love and Mulletts’.
RD, believe me, your character is one evil dude with intense dark chi powers, so don’t worry. You definitely won’t be written up as a tree huggin wuss bag peace lover. When KFO is conquered, you can pillage her all you want.
Nah, i think i’ll pass on that offer RD.
I’m gonna sooooo kick your armies ass and you better prepare for our final deathmatch. I have 20 Legions. I dont need your army.
*Dont worry, its me not you, i have this issue about killing, pillaging and conquering things by myself, its a personal thing, you being a fellow megalomaniac should understand, but the cessions have really helped *
Oh where was i…uhm hmm, right. You have 4 days to surrender before my army reaches KFO City.
Niope sorry, I’m not letting her go. You want her out you have to get a rescue sqaud in there to get her, and I’M 'A WAIT’N FOR YA WITH AN ENTITR SQUAD OF MINI RD’S!!!
Have we forgotten who the STAR of this movie was?? nudge nudge
Uhhh, RD, you DID realize I slew about a dozen mini RD’s and rescued Chickie po…I mean Wushu from the tower LONG ago, right? Why do you think everything’s been so quiet up there?
It’ll be like that Spaceballs scene when Dark Helmet pulls Princess Vespa’s cruiser onto his ship
RD: (outside tower prison door) So, Princess Wushu, you thought you could outwit the imperial forces of the Royal Dragon Minion. Well you were wrong. You are now OUR prisoner, and will be held hostage until such time as all the power of your KFO world has been transfered to OURS… ( RD Looks into the prison cell, and scans the area back and forth, doing a few double takes, then turns and whines with a geeky voice…) She’s not IN there!!
Ryu
WTF? When did I go from Queen Wushu to CHICKIE POO?? How degrading!! EVEN RYU IS CALLING ME THAT…ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH. Anyways, I am at Ryu’s secret hideout, since he rescued me from the Evil RD’s tower! It’s ok though, the sex is great here, I will right when I get a few hours of rest! Other than that, I have definetly been getting my exercise!!! WOOO HOOOO!!
~Wen~
:eek: My Queen! You’ll ruin my “Mr. Clean” image!
shhhhhhh
Ryu