Episode Two, Love And Mulletts.

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(read KFO Movie Casting Assignments or What Ever Happened to the KFO Movie for the complete “plot” summary)

It has been 5 years since the original KFO Movie. Everybody is a little fatter, stupider, and balder, except for Gene who is mysteriously growing new hair. Royal Dragon and his minions have taken over vast amounts of KFO. Many have died in the great battles between Wushu Chick’s body guards and the mini RDs.

There is a growing rift amongst the Bodyguards. Wushu is becomming very close with Ryu and Crimson Pheonix doesn’t like it.

INT. WUSHU TEMPLE OF THE GODDESS. DAY

Ryu and Wushu are talking near the reflecting pool.

Ryu:
I don’t like this. It’s getting worse. First it was a couple of days out of the month, now, it seems to be weeks.

WC:
I know, I just can’t help it, you don’t UNDERSTAND! (Wushu’s eyes reddin)

Ryu:
Sorry, I just mean,… sorry, uh, well, you seem to be a little irrational at times. You’re great most of the time, but for four days out of the month…

WC:
GRRRRR!!! Oh, Oh my. I didn’t mean to. I… I just can’t help it. Something’s, something evil is growing in me. I…

Ryu:
You were with the emporer weren’t you?

WC:
(sobbing) Yes! You don’t understand. I needed his chi…

Ryu:
You took something evil. Now you need something good.

WC:
Oh Ryu—

END OF SCENE 1

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Hey, I cut my Mullet off and went shorty a few months ago, and I am making a Royal Decree that anyone who angers me will have thier Mullet cut off too because I miss MINE!!!:frowning:

Ok, it’s been 5 years since they resued the Queen, and she has not been able to regain power because I just pay the reginal leaders too well. Queen “Chickie Poo” just spouts all sorts of “Loyalty” and “Richiousness” nonsense. No one cares about THAT stuff, only Money!! Which I have tones of from pilliaging KFO land during my conquests.

The other thing I have done is tax the common people to death to keep the reginal leaders happily under my controll. That and things are finnaly to a point that if they don’t go along with me they end up dead, like Ryu is going to be very soon (MUAHAHAHa!!)

Oh, on anther note, my cat Mr Bigglesworth is missing, if anyone finds him please bring him back to the Palace. He’s easy to spot as he has no hair and likes apples.:eek:

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R.D.

You look a lot better without the mullet, trust me.

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Yeah, buuuuuuut

I don’t get as much sex. My girlfreind really loved it. So much so that she actually CUT ME OFF for 2 weeks for getting it cut off. Can you believe that? I miss the ponytail, but at the same time I’m tierd of looking like a little heavy metal teenager.

Iwas like Mullet-sex, mullet-sex, mullet-sex, finnaly, I said the sex aint worth it anymore and cut it off.:smiley:

My daughter was also upset. out side of them two, everyone likes the new due, especially me.

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I’m sorry to hear that. I like the short hair, but you’ll get no sex from me.

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LOL!!!

That’s Ok, she finnaly caved. I guess in the end I’m irresistable even with no hair.

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LOL!!!

That’s Ok, she finnaly caved. I guess in the end I’m irresistable even with no hair.

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Did you feel like you lost all of your strength when you cut off the mullet?

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No not really,

Just my power over women…:frowning:

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MEXI, MEXI, MEXI-MULLET! HOOOOOO!!!

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Re: Episode Two, Love And Mulletts.

Originally posted by MightyB
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It has been 5 years since the original KFO Movie. Everybody is a little fatter, stupider, and balder [/B]

Who’s fatter?

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ooohhh yes, I don’t like Ryu getting that close to Wushu Chick mumbles sour thoughts with a strange look

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It’s ok Crimson, you are still loved by me…but, I love him too. What to do? What to do? Oh hell, can i have you BOTH???

~Wen~

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Not at the same time. :slight_smile:

… (well why can’t I be gross and deviant for once? :mad: ) :smiley:

Ryu

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Crimson Phoenix

Join me and we can seek revenge against Ryu!!!

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RD!! My katana is ****ing rusting from the lack of blood in it!!!

I tired of siting on this smelly cave! I thought you were leader! I need sum akxion!!

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Crimson, don’t you dare join RD. He’s evil, and he produces tons of Mini Me’s. It’s actually kinda disturbing. You know I still love you! Just, Ryu saved me, again! What can I say, it happened, over and over and OVER…uh, nevermind!!!

~Wen~

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Volcano Admim

You are now officially in charge of wipeing out Leonidas. With him out of our way, KFO land will be all MINE!!!(Well, except for the parts I give to my underlings, to keep them loyal of course)

I want you to take the regular army, and a supporting army of Mini RD’s, and slaughter him and anyone who even thinks about him!!!

kill Kill KILL!!!

I want daily reports on your progress.

Mean wile the Evil Emperor goes down to his “LAB” to check on his new super secret diabolical super villan weapon (You know, the kind so diabolical and SOO evil we dare not mention it?)

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Crimson

Don’t wate your time with that nympho matic cyber ****, all she does is ignor your needs and throw herself at Ryu!!!

I on the other hand can provide you with many totally hot steammy women who will want you and love you and most importantly DO you when ever you want. AND, you can have as many as you want, variety is important you know.

Heck, if you help me defete Chickie Poo, I’ll even grant you land and a province all your own to govern as you see fit (Under me of course) Will Queen Chickie poo do that?? NOOOOOOOOO, she won’t even “do” you because she’s too busy doink’n Ryu all the time!!

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Arrrghhhh money, power, women…but…but…I can’t be a traitor…(throwing a grammy award performance)…I love her, but she has no eyes for me…only Ryu, Ryu Ryu…my duty is to remain a bodyguard, while she is impervious to my feelings…while these two fornicate again, and again, and again…they say a passion crime is better looked on than a regular crime looks sideways at Ryu and the Queen in a psycho way Better be a criminal than a traitor…no, no I can’t think of it, my duty comes first…on the other hand, I could avenge my feelings by joining RD…everything screams in my head, what to do, what to do??? leaves the palace with fire in his eyes, holding his head in the middle of his schyzo trip
What will happen next?? Will I try to murder my Queen, so we can be united for ever? Will I try to fight Ryu in an epic mountain-shattering fight (in which he’ll never get me in a triangle choke) in an attempt to steal her heart? Will I join RD, blinded by pain and fury with only the taste of vengeance in mind? Or will I eventually swallow my wrath and just remain a simple bodyguard with no concern whatsoever for his own person, only his duty?
I don’t know…
I just hope the writers will make it better than Anakin’s laughable reasons for becoming Vader :wink: