How do you train for the "real deal"?

“Stumpy”??

Man, they do not make insults like they used to…

Winger fist

For someone who lives the dream of being able to train full time you sure have lot of time to come on here and have a go at people!

I would have thought a “full time Martial Artist” would have heard of a thing called the “martial arts eticate” you know what that is don’t you? Mutual respect and all that? No didn’t think so.

Probably too wrapped up with the centuries old tradition. Following the tradition. Yes following, like a sheep. But enough of your sexual preferences.:smiley:

Following a tradition, not changing or evolving. That explains your prehistoric neanderthol attitude. ug ug!!

Not evolving that means that you’re traditional centuries old system doesn’t grow and therefore eventually neither will you. But I forgot you haven’t grown up yet have you? Hense the relationship with the 16yr olds. Someone you can relate to? Talk about puberty and stuff. By the way make sure you get the latest Action man figure for xmas. You can play realistic traditional sparring with him. You won’t need pads ofcourse.

I know I will now get a load of abuse from you, but at the end of the day you will just prove your immaturity to the rest of the genuine martial arts community who visit this site.

You can say what you want, they are only words.:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I eagerly await your response. Lets hope that it is quicker than your hands. I hope it has more depth than your knowledge of martial arts. F*ckwit

Ah

Dan, only a fellow Brit could have made such a perfect speech.
Although I’m sure people from all over the world will attempt to beat it, as long as our perfect example of inbred trailer-trash continues to haunt the dark halls of KFO.

But until the time comes when he returns, to utter wise words like:

–done is done, b there shit breath. now take that turd out of ur mouth and ur boyfriend’s cock out of ur ass and get a move on, sissy boy

“Until then, let us merely revel in his d i c kishness, and await his coming. For he is such a t w a t.”

John 3:17 The Book of Ginger S h i t e

Ginger Fist. First let me correct some grammatical errors:

You replied with - replace most with all. So NONE of my errors are due to a lack of skill?! Thank you for the compliment.

–not grammatical - substance … every1 gets hit 2 some degree at sometime … if they r training right … drop most … add all

Now the psycho-analysis:

You wish to train full contact without pads.

–way off … keep ur day job … read original response … about 75% real world speed … better yet - try watching professional athletes practice

I admire your dedication. However, I have other elements of my life that would prohibit this - i.e: Job, college social life. All of which would be a bit more unpleasant with increased level of injury.

–irrelevant … ur premise is wrong … about 75% real world speed … 100% mental focus - intent

I am not a “sissyboy”, in any sense of the word. Furthermore, I am not seeking validation for either my style, or my use of pads. Why would I seek to promote my style. I am not an instructor and so would obtain neither financial or social gain.

–yet u have pride in ur method do u not? promote that in which u believe

Wannabe’s?! I presume you mean that people will train with pads and support my POV. You will probably find that 90% of people on this board train with pads, at least for some elements of their training.

–that’s prolly right … 90% or more of m.a. r wannabes … very few make it … read the histories

Firstly, pads have been in some use, in some styles since at least the late 1800’s.

–irrelevant … 4 centuries they were not … pure methods still do not … risk versus reward … personal choice

Admittedly, there are certain pads like wrap-around headguards and kickshields that are more recent innovations, but the principle is still evident.

–irrelevant … corruption as a matter of degree

Secondly, you imply that I am not a “real Kung Fu person”. On what evidence do you base this. I see no evidence that you have researched my style. If you would like to - there is a website at bkfa.org.uk. My style is Lau-Gar Kung Fu, a Southern Style of Kung Fu brought to this country by Master Jeremy Yau.

–we know of ur method … solid system … congrats on good lineage … now it’s up 2 u

I can provide you with more information if you wish to learn more.

–no thanks … kind offer tho … thanks

BTW: What style do you train in? I am quite interested.

–some call it kwongsai jook lum tong long … some do not

“There. I was nice. Do I get a cookie?” - KC Elbows

–i don’t eat refined sugar stuff but if i had some u would b welcome to them 4 sure

Um.

Maybe I’ve slightly misjudged you GF.

Although I still think that for Mr.Regular Joe, who can’t afford to go to work with a cracked rib, pads are still the best bet.

As for the 75% thing, some of the real high grades at my school do exactly that, but I still see some of them with the odd black eye. Although there’s always some ******* without a scratch.

Thanks for the praise of my system - convinced I’m not a phoney yet?

Dan-uk

–it’s adult time child … u go 2 sleep & rest now danny boy

delicatesound

Maybe I’ve slightly misjudged you GF.

–if so … by design … mine

Although I still think that for Mr.Regular Joe, who can’t afford to go to work with a cracked rib, pads are still the best bet.

–risk versus reward … personal choice

As for the 75% thing, some of the real high grades at my school do exactly that, but I still see some of them with the odd black eye.

–good indicator they are doing it right … pain & damage r part of the process … unavoidable … high risk = high gain

Although there’s always some ******* without a scratch.

–i know the type … real p*issers 4 sure … they represent a phase in the process

Thanks for the praise of my system -

–we know ur method … solid … good power … no flowers … real

convinced I’m not a phoney yet?

–irrelevant … if i say something 2 u & it’s not true - then it doesn’t matter 2 u as it is false … if i say something 2 u & it’s true … it touches ur heart … my opinion is like me … worthless

"–6 days a week … 9 hrs a day d*ork knight "

RRRRIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTT!!!

"You obviously have no idea how to train.

–sure stumpy … just following a tradition centuries old … no value to a p*ussy sports boy like u "

If you want to find out how well my training works you are welcome to come here and find out.

Do you and you and your 14-year-old friends sit around all day looking for boards to make pathetic remarks on?

d*ork knight

RRRRIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTT!!!

–well stated … now u understand that u nothing of training

If you want to find out how well my training works you are welcome to come here and find out.

–if i saw u across the street on fire i wouldn’t do u the favor of walking over & pi*ssing on u

Do you and you and your 14-year-old friends sit around all day looking for boards to make pathetic remarks on?

–u r hung up on 14 yr olds … whussup with that … pervert

Um

It can be dangerous to **** on someone of they’re on fire, esp. if you have strong ****. It could also fuel the fire, and could singe your tackle. I prefer a bucket of water, or to cover them with my jacket (unless GF has ****ed on them, the smell of burning urine is evil…)