Ego may very well be in a wheel chair , I think some southern martial artist put him there. Thats why he has it in for southern systems, he’s in denial about this tragic event.
Turned him from a fat bubbling worthog into a wheel chair bound fat bubbling worthog lol. Be careful about those cookie crumbs on your keyboard bubble butt could be a problem.
And BIU JI does sound chinese doesn’t it d**k head!
To put it rather bluntly, southern styles are hopelessly ineffective. Northern stylist refer to them a “Bui Ji” whish translated to english means a snack or piece of cake.
A famous northern system is Mizong ( which is a combination of lots of gooood northern styles)- it means Lost Track Kung Fu If one were to combine southern styles to form a system - it would be called Ong Gui (literal translation means Clueless Street) ie. just plain clueless.
ego you already know what we think, either put up or shut up. you’re nothing but a troll-give some arguments to support your view
-or-
‘if you ain’t makin noise time to kill the fu(kin yellin’ -busta rhymes
how ya like that one buby? hehe
hello all my ykm bros, gotta love the stuff… takin it a little bit at a time!
OK Kelvin, we all know you’ve never fought a southern stylist. Indeed you’ve probably never fought anyone (and when the bigger kids beat you up doesn’t count).
So why don’t you go and find some other activity to go and jerk off over?
“Weapons are the embodiments of fear,
the wise use them only when they have no choice”
Lao Tzu
I’ve got more to say. You’re right, my back ground is in CLF before moving on to northern Kung fu so I can say from my experience that southern kung fu is defficient.
However, i have little choice but to learn Southern Mantis as it requires very little mobility in the legs - which I have none. I have done an analysis of many styles / systems and Southern Mantis is the optimal solution for ME - a spastic. I may be a spastic but I’m not stupid and certainly not a troll.
I haope this clears up any misconceptions you may have had about me. Once you get to know me you’ll find that I’m a rather charming person.
Ben Gash
You’ve probably missed a couple of my posts where I have explained that I’m not associated with Kelvin. I have however left hints as to 2 other characters I’m affiliated with ( excluding Ego Maximus - who is my predecessor). But like I said before - I have a doctorate in Robotics from MIT which means that I’m not stupid (or a genius to you). I certainly wouldn’t make any references to the Author because of all these f@cked up weirdos like you on the net.
Think of this as a humbling revalation (for you) which could lead on to an interesting treasure hunt! Good luck Ben and have a safe and happy easter!
Listen Guys, lets all just calm down for a minute here. I know when people slag off your art it is annoying to say the least. But I wish people like Ego would not be hung up on which style can beat another style, ultimately it is down to the individual practicing that style (ie. his Gung Fu). I have a preference for the internal martial arts, and I know that 95% of taiji that is taught is just New Age arm waving with no martial aspect. And I can understand other martial artists not taking Taiji seriously. The ones that claim to be martial have an attitude like you must yield to attack. sorry dont think so, my attitude is to kick the shite out of him with minimum damage to myself. But is it beyond the realms of possiblity that Ego has not learned the complete southern style, or missed something vital, without realising. And if the gentleman is wheel chair bound it cannot be denied this will limit his ability. Therefore how can he make comment on any practicality of a martial art when he is pyhsically limited. Is he so self assured that he knows everything there is to know about it. It is this arogant attitude that leads to not seeing the wood for the trees.If some misguided person derides your art just ignore them. I do not care what people think about Taiji cause I know the stuff I have learnt works. cause I have used it when arseholes have tried to fu.ck me up. Not dicking around with “yeiding” but fu.ck them up big time.
You have developed an attitude that is worthy of a Tai Chi practitioner. The greatest asset in Tai Chi is to yield to one’s opponent. If they ridicule your art, you ignore them and if they give you crap you run away.
That is something Southern Kung Fu masters have yet to realise and they get all agro and worked up because they can’t handle the truth.
My back ground has been in CLF finally moving on to Southern Mantis when I lost the use of my legs. My extensive research into Kung Fu has dicovered that Southern Mantis requires the least mobility, least corodination and easiest to learn.
Yes Ego Master,
I bow to your superior knowledge, You are no doubt immortal, and because you haved lived for over 1,000 years you have met all the original masters in southern styles, and defeated them all. No doubt you have monitored this style over the last thousand years to see if any of the orignal knowledge has been someway hidden in forms or cryptic/abstract excersises, accessable only to the most dedicated and talented students. I must admit I do feel quite sorry for you mate.
shouting and screaming they were dragged out of the cave of darkness and into the light of understanding.
this is pathetic.
i dont know why i even bother replying on these forums, since they are so full of people who want to cause trouble, whats next, a challenge to fight?
lol
Sorry, no, still think you’re Kelvin. At any rate, you’re certainly not in a wheelchair. I mean, if you’re able to do kung fu, why do you need a nurse at home? No one who was parapleagic would ever refer to themselves as a spastic (because it refers to people with cerebral palsy you moron!).
Also, you have adopted that time honoured troll trait of inconsistency. You have previously stated that you did CLF, changed to Changquan, and THEN switched to SPM. You have also completely changed your standpoint at least twice THIS THREAD! The more you do it, the more you betray your ignorance. Train southern for the external and Northern for the internal and high kicks? You honestly have no idea what you’re talking about, do you?
“Weapons are the embodiments of fear,
the wise use them only when they have no choice”
Lao Tzu
Ego’s insults about southern kung fu or the fact that everyone is fanning the flame talking to him. Dont you guy’s see he’s getting his kicks messing with you.
Ben Gash You ignorant fool. Please read my earier post where I explained the circumstances of my paralysis as well as my martial back ground.
Then craw back to me and appologies for ever saying that I’m inconsistent.
What you have exposed is your shoddy research skills and you can learn much from a Doctorate like me.
Oh yes, if I’m Kelvin, then you must be Sven the Swedish. if not then Sven MUST be your middle name. (That’s if I apply Ben Gash logic - which makes as much sense as flushing one’s own head in a toilet).
I have read your posts, and they are INCONSISTENT! You have not lost the ability to walk, it is just a cheap and sick turn on for you to pretend so. Again, you haven’t answered direct questions (good, solid troll trait).
Anyway, they were a lot hotter on spelling and grammar at the university I went to. Phd? you can barely string two sentences together. Oh, I’m sorry, don’t tell me, dyslexic as well as parapleagic. Man you’ve had some bad luck.
“Weapons are the embodiments of fear,
the wise use them only when they have no choice”
Lao Tzu