[QUOTE=wenshu;1121969]http://www.youtube.com/mastergohring#p/search/3/tMX8DAW7YyQ[/QUOTE]
watching these videos is sending me into a boiling rage.
watching these videos, I demand the entire forum apologize to me, NOW! :mad:
i will avenge you one day kung fu. they will pay. they will all pay.
how come those texans sound like yankees?
[QUOTE=bawang;1121978]i will avenge you one day kung fu. they will pay. they will all pay.
how come those texans sound like yankees?[/QUOTE]
Go to Boston. Go now.
Then, New York and Jersey.
Finally, Maine.
That’s yankees.
them texas folk sound like texas folk.
See? Told ya it would stimulate a lively discussion
Christophe spoke to me yesterday about this. He says he has some financial backing and that he might advertise in our magazine. We always welcome new advertisers.
[QUOTE=GeneChing;1121986]Christophe spoke to me yesterday about this. He says he has some financial backing and that he might advertise in our magazine. We always welcome new advertisers.[/QUOTE]
completely clear 
why dont you advertise in gene chings magazine david ross
then you spread honor everywhere into peoples hearts
[QUOTE=GeneChing;1121986]
We always welcome new advertisers[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bawang;1121992]why dont you advertise in gene chings magazine david ross
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I have a new event called “Mongolian Cluster Fucking” and it will be my honor to advertise it in the kung fu magazine of Mr Gene Ching
Mongolian Cluster ****ing
Show me the money, Dave, show me the money.
Full contact fighting is not for everyone. Trying to low the standard so everybody can participate is like to make Taiji into “health only”, it will not be good for the future of the TCMA.
[QUOTE=GeneChing;1121996]Show me the money, Dave, show me the money. :D[/QUOTE]
I have a lot of money sitting around lately, I’d love to see a huge add in your magazine that reads “LKFMDC present the largest Mongolian Cluster Fuck in US history”
Don’t temp me 
[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1121997]Full contact fighting is not for everyone. Trying to low the standard so everybody can participate is like to make Taiji into “health only”, it will not be good for the future of the TCMA.[/QUOTE]
One would hope that no one doing this competition thinks they are actually fighting, but history sort of already tells us some of them DO think they are :eek:
It’s like making Chinese wrestling into Taiji push hands. It’s going backward instead of going forward. Sometime fake confidence is worse than no confidence at all.
[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1122000]It’s like making Chinese wrestling into Taiji push hands.
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people who do this must look at push hands and scream “oh the humanity! stop the carnage! STOP!”
[QUOTE=bawang;1121949]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0QbIlXlNDQ&feature=channel_video_title
LOL[/QUOTE]
I would love to take LSD and watch this from the sidelines… I actually don’t need LSD and it’s still out of this world hilarious.
[QUOTE=Ray Pina;1122007]I would love to take LSD and watch this from the sidelines… I actually don’t need LSD
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nope, it is it’s own LSD
and somone on youtube actually said “this is the greatest” :eek:
watching these videos, I demand the entire forum apologize to me, NOW!
Why???..
[QUOTE=Snipsky;1122015]Why???..[/QUOTE]
why should you all apologize, because you’ve all been telling me kung fu is fine and dandy and talking about how everyone is sparring and training for real AND LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT IT!!! WAIT! DON’T LOOK! HIDE YOUR EYES! RUN RUN RUN
[QUOTE=mooyingmantis;1121959]Even in pretend sparring, Mantis reigns supreme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOO5vIjED-8&feature=relmfu[/QUOTE]
The heavy guy had some decent jamming and sweeps… but he was using his weight to walk in because he didn’t have to worry about something as basic as a real jab or a front kick that could bend him over. Light slappy movements with no intention prevent reality to appear.
Aside from, “Why not just fight to find out?” and “can you do this against non preprogrammed puppet-like robots?” sits “How do you put those clothes on and dance around like that as a grown man, having invisible Jedi combat with the air in front of a crowd of people?”
To address the spirit of the article: It is an embarrassment to wear ancient garb and then represent the culmination of a history of vast warriors with such a pu$$y display. It’s that simple.
Lastly, China’s history of being invaded and ruled by foreigners could make one call into question the methods that have been romanticized. It wasn’t a recession that closed the original Shaolin Temple.