Trolls Beware

…but not a thought to think.

Anyway, about kung fu. Anyone know much about hook swords? The general tactics, what style uses them, etc?

Trolls and missing appendages

Why are trolls always claiming not have appendages they actually have? Thus far, we have:

-Stacey- missing Mr. Happy

-Boxer- Missing Mr. Happy

-Snapper- This is the really weird one, considering the name, one would assume no Mr. Happy, but instead, he zigs where other trolls zag, and he’s got a missing arm.

-Ralek- Missing Mr. Springer:D

Is this phenomenon peculiar to KFO trolls, or are there other avulsed annoyances out there, typing as fast as they can without the full use of their limbs and brains?

And what kung fu technique would you use in a fight against them?:wink:

Originally posted by Ryu.

I also have a phase 1…gak..gak…gkk (real Ryu choking the crap out of Bizarro Ryu.)

But is it still good?

Snapper the master troll

Thats right Snapper zig’s where others less successfull trolls zag, and you haven’t seen the last of snapper…oh no my friends I may not be able to use this name anymore but I will be back with an all new and better story.

In addition: I would like some sort of trophy for my extreemly long thread
Thankyou to all my fans

Don’t forget :

  • Neal Cameron aka jojitsu aka “Tathagata your friendly h0mosexual martial artist”: not only being obsessed with his own miniscule Mr. Happy, but also aggressively coveting everyone else’s Mr. Happy…
    :rolleyes:

Technique? Probably the devastating Klingon Ritual of Renunciation, where everyone glares, crosses their arms, and turns their backs on the miserable offender, forever cutting him off from the tribe.

Alternatively, the Eskimo practice of collectively laughing at them wherever they go and whatever they do is pretty nasty.

Trolls Beware

http://pub182.ezboard.com/fshaolinnorthwestforumfrm54.showMessage?topicID=5.topic

sick!!!:smiley: :rolleyes: :stuck_out_tongue:

I want a serrated version. :smiley:

I’ll take two.

is that available in a +5 flaming version? :smiley:

Food for trolls

Just found this while surfing the net…
http://www.mastermehrdad.com/manmagarticle.htm
http://www.mastermehrdad.com

Read the first link 1st.
:slight_smile:
Nothin like good ol’ hapkido shaolin.

Must be out of the Southern Temple:rolleyes:

lol funny find

Um well at least the guy has balls, and hopefully he’ll step into the ring.

Yeah, it actually was the first result when I searched for kung fu magazine.com on webcrawler. :slight_smile:
I gotta go help teach kids class.
Peaceout!
SD

hapkido shaolin :smiley: that’s the **** right there

hmmm

“Ancient” Hapkido? Not bad for an art that’s less than 60 years old.

heeeh

Nothin like good ol’ hapkido shaolin

can’t be any worse than shaolin-do

..or jello

Well it would appear, he teaches; Hapkido, Kung fu, Yoga and Taichi.

He also fights and obviously can make his stuff work.
http://www.mastermehrdad.com/frameset.htm
Check his fighter profile there is pleanty of pics of him laying it on the line. Even some vids… which i havent watched yet becouse im lazy.

Heck he even appears to teach combat apps for his Taichi, I think i like this guy.