How much do you love Wing Chun?
this much?
thhiiiss much?
or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much?
Next question:
How much do you love your Sifu?
this much?
thhiiiss much?
or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much?
Re: Loving Wing Chun
Well first we should ask, to which music is this all done to?
“Loving You” by Minnie Ripperton?
“Hot for Teacher” by Van Halen?
“I Love Rock and Roll”, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts?
Or in Alpha’s Case…
“Atomic Dog” by George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic
“Who let the dogs out” by Baha Men
“Hound Dog” by Big Mama Thorton or Elvis Presley
Originally posted by Alpha Dog
[B]How much do you love Wing Chun?
this much?
thhiiiss much?
or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much?
Next question:
How much do you love your Sifu?
this much?
thhiiiss much?
or TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much? [/B]
To the tunes of Bananarama’s “Venus”…
Abbott on a Mountain top,
Bil Jeeing like a darting flame,
Goddess of economy of motion
And Ng Moi was her name…
Yeah! She’s got it, Praise spring time she’s got it.
I’m you’re Sijo, I’m your jong shi,
Chi Sao me sire!
Awe shoot, that song is stuck in my head now!
I vote for
Wing Chun by the Lunachicks
Or Wing Chun Fist by some unknown (to me) Chinese rappers.
I could only find lyrics for songs like:
“The Day Squid’s Gerbil died”, Mr. Lady, etc.
gotta hit kaaza and morpheus I guess…
Originally posted by BeiKongHui
I vote for
Wing Chun by the Lunachicks
Or Wing Chun Fist by some unknown (to me) Chinese rappers.
“All Art Aspires to Music”
What Would Carl Dechiara Do?
Four Southpark Kids Singing…
Stan: What would Carl Dechiara
If was here right now?
He’d make a plan and he’d follow through
That’s what Carl Dechiara’d do!
Kyle: When Carl Dechiara was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
Cartman: When Carl Dechiara was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
Everyone: So what would Carl Dechiara do
If were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two
That’s what Carl Dechiara do!
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
Kyle: And I just want my mom
to stop fighting everyone
Stan: For Wendy I’ll be an activist too
Cuz that’s what Carl Dechiara 'd do!
Everyone: What would Carl Dechiara do?
He’d call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for two
That’s what Carl Dechiara do!
When Carl Dechiara traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
Cartman: And when Carl Dechiara built the pyramids
He beat up Kublar Kahn
Everyone: Cuz Carl Dechiara doesn’t take **** from anybody
So let’s get all the kids together
For we have to stop our moms
And we’ll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that’s what Carl Dechiara 'd do
And we’ll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that’s what Carl Dechiara’d dooooo
Cuz that’s what Carl Dechiara’d do!
AD - Why dont you watch your mouth. you dont seem to have a sifu, dont seem to study martial arts and dont seem to have any respect. I offered to pay your fees for the seminar so you can come and check it out and you couldnt do anything but shoot off your mouth. Your one big tough funny guy when it comes to hiding on the internet but you stop by my place one of these days tough guy and we’ll see.
While your at it shut your fukkin face about other sifu, Carls ability is way way beyond anything you could hope to posess. Up until nowe I have tried to be nice, for the sake of the environment and out of respect for the moderators but you have nothing to say, ever. You havent said anything to anyone concerning wing chun in weeks if not months which shows us where your training and skill level are.
I threw up a mental challenge a feww weeks ago but now I am sending you one personally, you find your way up here for the seminar and I can guarentee sometime for you and I to touch hands and see who has what.
Why dont you spend all that time writing lyrics training instead, you might find you can actually participate in a conversation about martial arts around here.
I agree that AD adds nothing of value to this forum.
First, I wasn’t insulting Carl, I was making a joke. I don’t know Carl, just like the Southpark kids don’t know Brian Boyatano. If you don’t like the joke, well, you don’t like it.
Second, I already told you I have better things to do than go to your seminar. Call me cowardly, whatever makes you happy, but I ain’t flying anywhere for the “privilege” of touching hands with you Red. Sorry. If I ever do get the chance to meet you though, I will definitely take you up on your little “challenge.”
Third, you get pretty touchy about anyone joking about CD while you are free to REALLY show disrespect to others’ Sifus on this forum.
Fourth, I do have a Sifu.
Finally, Gnugear, who cares what you think. I don’t see any value in your existence either.
Your string amused me (Like a couple of goldfish in a bowl) for a while but then you had to get names involved, which has been pointed out to me on several occasions on this forum, that that is a no no. You should know better then that. Its unacceptable, I talk about wingchun and like I have explained to a few people, or for those people who were quick enough and secure enough to figure it out for themselves, I am talking about wingchun in general, never about anothers sifu except one, but thanks for playing.
Second, cowardly or not you have shown little to no knowledge on this board as Gnugear has pointed out. While most people here are trying to discuss martial arts and wing chun in some way or another, your reportoire of jokes has run thin, you barely get responses anymore, that should be telling you something.
Third read above, and then pause and read it again.
Fourth, I dont believe you
Finally, Gnugear is a man of few words and has still managed to put more in this forum then you have in all the times your mouth has opened.
Fifth, one of these days when you feel like coming out from hiding behind your computer keyboard and steppinginto the world you let me know and give me directions.
Here’s a Challenge
I will stop posting here, using this handle or any other, if you Red5Angel agree to do the same.
It is far too tense in this thread…
Gentlemen,
I’m feeling awash in the testosterone sloshing around this thread.
It’s like a night at WWF Raw is WAR. All that is missing is mean Gene Okerlund doing color commentary.
You both need to look at this…
http://www.incrediblegifts.com/kunfuhamidan.html
Personally, I have one with the Back outfit sitting atop my monitor at work. Because as we all know, the white outfit would be for Karate.
And speaking of Fists of Fury or even Keystrokes of Karnage…
I watched Donnie Yen’s remake of Fist of Fury the other night.
P. U. it really stunk up the place. I’m guessing it was a TV series.
Man, bad acting and bad Bruce Lee imitation all in one.
Awwww, whaddaliddybiddyweedywaddlewoo!
Re: It is far too tense in this thread…
Originally posted by planetwc
[B]
http://www.incrediblegifts.com/kunfuhamidan.html
[/B]
LOL! A couple of folks from our group just gave me one of these last week. It’s a hoot. You’ve gotta see the little hand movements live - too cute. Yes, it’s dressed in black.
Ahhhhh… how one’s true nature eventually surfaces.
Obsessive/compulsive?
red5
something to think about:
its obvious you think extremely highly of your sifu; its also good to have an empty cup when he tries to teach you
your zeal helps this out quite a bit, and will help your wing chun indeed
however in this idolatry there is a flaw
my sifu has always said “why do you want to be like me? why do you want to be like sigung? you can be better than that”
in your thinking that your sifu is the best, your only limiting your wing chun growth - you can be better
peace
travis
gnugear
I agree that AD adds nothing of value to this forum.
C’mon gnugear-be fair-this is not about lineage loyalty.
Calm down folks-its onlya list- still a better one than the VTAA or
rec.ma.
Long live the difference.
gnugear
I agree that AD adds nothing of value to this forum.
C’mon gnugear-be fair-this is not about lineage loyalty.
Calm down folks-its onlya list- still a better one than the VTAA or
rec.ma.
Long live the difference.
Time’s Up
Well my challenge went unheeded so I shall do as I please, I suppose.
I made this remark to RedAhole in a private message a few days ago after his kind invitation to fly me to “the seminar” but I have few qualms about repeating it here since he didn’t get it and, moreover, because I think it applies to more than just his special self:
ANYONE can go to class with a notepad, rush home and write it all down online to show the world just how “much” he knows about Wing Chun – and, it isn’t plagarism if you continually, ad nauseum, acredit your instructor for making you so knowledgable. Of course, you may be giving away for free proprietary wisdom that has taken years of effort and consideration to develop with a couple of keystrokes but hey, what’s more important?
Looking/sounding good and being good, however, aren’t the same: a head full of words doesn’t make one’s hands skilled. Only time and patience will do that.
“Oh but I also train 6 hours a day and <blah blah> so you see? I am better than you!”
:rolleyes: