It wouldn’t surprise me. I’m sure theres a few bad apples in high places in every religion. Insanity isn’t bound by race, religion, or creed. Its a human condition.
Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
It wouldn’t surprise me. I’m sure theres a few bad apples in high places in every religion. Insanity isn’t bound by race, religion, or creed. Its a human condition.
thank god for medicaiton though :D… happy medication 
thats crazy…but If you have any, i’d still like the links though
He will post the links when he got the time for it, and since he’s really busy most of the day he can’t make up the time to post those links. Seriously, he has the time to train like 10 h a day AND post alotta posts here but he has no time in hell to post those links, what are you, crazy?
yo Chang, man thanx for the knowledge of magic shared to my person 
but i doubt her soon to be husband (literaly, theyll marry this year) would dig it, maybe i should invite him too?
maybe she wouldnt dig too, i dunno. i just know shes hot and smiles a lot. we got scheduled us plus some more 4 people (inluding her super hot brunette friend that also got boyfriend) gonna do some work on a chicken for osteology and blah blah
so whats this about xebby?
well im on major hangover today oh boy i am
me and my buddy went out, and went from place to place walking in the night. we even visited a small hoes-house on our way, asked the price of the beer, checked out the chicks, left
we pretty much agreed to goto a hoes-house soon, maybe next week
this dude informed me how evertyhing works on this dammned city
crazy, we could get robbed and focked over hanging out on the streets drunk like that
thats why i like this dude, hes focking crazy like me like he dont care you known
anyway, last place we went ot called Psico… something, small place with groovy music yo
my partner got a chick over there, i left at like almost 6 whatever
word to the man, he really got social skills for the ladies and whatnot whatever else
my head hurts, i been woken up today (its mothers day here today btw you know) by my cell
it said it was a call from my buddys home
so i went HEY YOOOOOOOOOOO
but it was his dad, LOL LOL
he said he aint came home yet
and his mom is worried
now i remember, the man told me that chick lived alone
she lived ALONE
oh yeah he probably is at hers now
i surely do hope
i dont want my best bros getting screwed in da night
if i recover fast dtoday i might even seen the great movie about Che Guevaras travel on south america with his friend on a motorcycle
http://www.motorcyclediaries.net/
its supposed to be great, brazilian director, mexican actors, in spanish
i also wannna see kill bill 1 agan, we’ll see yo
peace
Well i wouldn’t blame the monks if they were perverted. I mean they have to live their whole life without sex and they can’t have physical contact with a woman.
This girl’s got a sister. Or cousins. Or girlfriends.
She likes you, but she’s engaged. No problem.
She WILL be talking about how that to her single friends, there is no doubt.
So, your new magical incantation is “Hey, is your (friend/sister/cousin) seeing anyone?”
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
[B]This girl’s got a sister. Or cousins. Or girlfriends.
She likes you, but she’s engaged. No problem.
She WILL be talking about how that to her single friends, there is no doubt.
So, your new magical incantation is “Hey, is your (friend/sister/cousin) seeing anyone?” [/B]
Being engaged is not being married.
Chang, thas a good idea
i gotta admit
i oughta plan and
i oughta try
today?
please lord of decay, lead xebby in the ending of this quest of destruction that has been going for almost 3 weeks
since i came back from bad bad sickness
i havent worked out
i ate like an animal
i drank lots
tomorrow i start working out and watching my diet again
and power up again
i might have lost 2lbs on the sickness, probably put some 4-6lbs this weeks now
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
today decay aint over, what do i now?
eat crappy fatty fatty fatty MCCANCER BURGER and fries and all, at the mall, and i gotta fix my cell phone over there too cos its screwed
but as i was saying, to complete the decay - mcdonalds
in the name of one of the best parties ever in my life - a time last year when after party we got in a 24 hour mcdonalds at like 4am all drunk crazy guys - i never laughed so much, reminded me of when i was 15… yesterday reminded me of 15 too - maybe my best times with my friends
peace
Originally posted by blooming lotus
:eek: :eek: …budwai!!..that it is not so??? for real…do you have links to any stories on that?
http://www.trimondi.de/EN/deba01.html
http://www.american-buddha.com/echoes.nalinika.htm
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/archives/2000/01/22/0000021071
http://quickstart.clari.net/qs_se/webnews/wed/bn/Qsrilanka-children-abuse.RHUz_DO8.html
long live marcos madness
FD
fair enough…cheers
i perform evil pagan rituals that involve posing next to crosses accidently [size=4]>:[/size][size=4]D[/size]
Is that you Xebby? If so, I’m surprised you have trouble with the ladies. You’re not the ugly behemoth I thought you were anyway :D.
Ooooooooo. Toby loves xebby.
Toby and Xebby sitting in a tree …
:o :o
Not that there’s anything wrong with that …
But seriously, I did have a completely different mental picture of him. Like the Baron Harkonnen from the Dune movie with Kyle McLachlan and Sting :D.
xebby’s got more of that duncan idaho thing going on.
xebs is the rockstar of kfm.
so, as a rock star, does that mean that xebs gotta become ugly to nail hot chicks? just think of it:
- steven tyler
- axl rose
- infamous f.a.t.
- mick jagger (this ugliness works on getting david bowie in the sack, too)
- meatloaf (well, at least one of his wives)
the list goes on …
Lenny Kravitz has a piercing on his peepee
(Note how im pizzed, i had written all all all this stuff and then bang i deleted all by accident before posting. So this is the second version and im outa patience, so it might not be as good as the first version)
(i doubt youll read it all, but i doubt even more you will understand haha)
Ok, a tale, a story like many others… from outer space
The Great Tale Of The Tripple Trinity Fail In Three Easy Steps To Follow
(only the names have been changed to protect the guilty)
Vol 1. Intro
This is the tale of a dude, lets call him… hmm… Xebulon. Yes, Xebulon.
Vol 1.
Xebulon is a young man who went to this party. He was at the party when his female friends arrived. The J chick brought her sister with her: “Hey Xebulon, this be K, my sista”. And so the party went on and on - beer - whiskey - loud music - people talking a lot of crap.
At some mysterious point of the party, K notices Xebulon aint talking much (she oughta know hes not a talker, how could J possibly not warn her of this dreadful personality detail?). K makes a funny heart shaped sign towards Xebulon and tries to communicate using signs. Signs of “get over here” and some others he couldnt figure out. Xebulon is left in a void of wondering with his drunkness, the darkness of the place, and loud beating sounds on his head if - was she mocking him or some?
Buddy H tries to help: “What she is saying is Do you wanna make out with me?”
K makes a face like -Wow, dont lay it on his face lika that you silly- type of face.
Xebulon is still at wonder with some of his working brain cells fighting the non-working ones and comes to a conclusion: “Nah,
she probably mocking, wtf would she want anyway, wtf, people mock all the time, this female does to, mocking my basic personality”
So Xebulon pays no mind and focus on something else whatever.
In about maybe 139 seconds later he thinkgs again: “Hey, what if maybe… oh no dude man oh no what have i done”.
Ok, some maybe half an hour later Xebulon is sick, goes to the bathroom, comes back, says “I gotta go”, goes, throws up on his way home.
Vol 2. Intro
Some days later, back at uni. There be Xebulon and his females friends. J makes a comment like: “You got no idea, my sista loved Xebulon style, he said like He so classy”
Xebulon thinks: “**** me Jesus”
Through out the week there was rumor floating an old good buddy named O had gone single and was looking for party.
Vol 2.
It was another lonely friday night. Checking out some funny Monkey Island **** on the internet (that he never found again btw) was Xebulons activity. After that he planned looking a few pr0n sites while still listening to great awesome music since he has an awesome music taste.
When he hears his cell calling him. Its O, this buddy long time no speak to offers a party. We settle - party we will go, in 30 minutes whatever. Site of the Monkey Island stuff is closed (and forgotten still today since he cant remember the adress). Xebulon bathes, puts on clothes, gets a cab. Meets buddy at party, having fun with buddy and all. While inside buddy walks around, comes back says: “Hey yo J’s sister is here with her friends, you know J’s sister”
“Yeah dude…”
“J’s sita is hot dude”
“Yeah man…”
“They be there on the other side, on the other bar thang, lets go there later”
“Aight”
We chilled, we drank, whatever. When we went to look for em with found em not. We found em nowhere.
Truly there was great music playing that night, good stuff.
Buddy atempted aproaching many chicks, some time he aparently did it.
Party over, we all gone.
Back at uni during the week, J goes: “Hey i was wondering, Xebulon, when you and O were at the thang, did O tell you my sista was there?”
“Yeah…” - Xebulons answer was interupted by whatever, he was going to said “but we didnt find em anymore then”
Xebulon and his live brain cells think… “Hmm… well, MAYBE if we found her… like… but does this means that she’d like to… hmm… we on our coofee break, wheres my **** protein bar?”
Vol 3. Intro
All being planned for the Y chicks birthday. J asked more than one time that week: “So Xebulon, you gonna be really really thirsty at the party heh :D” - we both be drinkers, we speak that language.
Xebulon goes: “LOL, yeah”
It was word on the streets K (J’s sista) was to goto the party too. Make Xebulon thinkg “Oh yeah, cool, kick ass, what if, but then…”
Vol 3.
It is Y’s birthday party. J is there with her boyfriend, K aint there. Xebulon thinks: “Well, ok, buddies + beer, its still fun”
Later some point at the party theres music playing chicks all dancing like, we drunk mofos dude sitting drinking talking a lot of ****. Y aproaches Xebulon by the side: “Hey J says she wanna dance with you”
“But i dunno how to dance…”
- Its true, i only dance when im really drunk and i dunno any “couples” type dance stuff. I only shake like a paranoid junkie -
In less than 5 seconds J aproaches: “Xebulon come dance with me”
“But i dunno how to dance”
“Me too”
“…”
Buddy H intervers again (lol wtf): “Go ahead Xebulon, ill distract N (J’s boyfriend)”
Xebulon is still: “…” and then “ok, lemme finish this -points at the beer- then…”
J: “Aaaah” - leaves - “Now i gotta dance with -this-” going towards her boyfriend.
“Lets dance N”
He goes: “Nah”
Some another buddy o mine who is crazy (all them are, or else why they hang out with me?) screams at J’s atempts: “HUMBLED - TWICE INA ROW!”
She turns her back and goes talk with her friends or dance on her on or whatever it was.
Xebulon is left to thought: “Did i offend her or some… cos i didnt mean to… and… her boy is right over there and… daym”
Xebulon havent seen her since that party since she didnt show up at todays boring class (wich is usual, this class is very skippable)
The End