im like this -> <- close to making sex to a female woman

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today in class this hot blonde chick comes close to me as she is picking up her stuff to leave and she goes:
“Hey Marcos, what time is it?” :slight_smile:

I go:
“Its 3:30” :cool:

:eek:

freakin awesome :smiley:

and this was the SECOND time she wildly wants to make sex to me
another time me and bunch of people were coming back from lunch together and she asks me:
"Do you always talk much like this…
And while im answering:
“Yeah…”
She goes on:
“… like… talk so much we can barely stand it?”
Then i finally go:
“Always.”

see, you can tell she love me long time
and although she is almost married to her boyfriend, lives with him, they both have cars and i dont have a car and she is really really hot -> she cant control her animal sex drive towards me :cool:

this other brunette chick with blue eyes is starting to fall for me too

we were at class today
and i think she turned to my side and looked at me TWO times today

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WOWOWOWOWOWOW

I need tips from you!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Xeb

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

You kewl, man :cool:

/worship/

//mika

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i don’t know whether i should delete this thread, or stickify it. :confused:

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Female woman?..

O.K. I can understand since there are “male women” everywhere now!..:wink:

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kick

ass

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“this hot blonde chick comes close to me”

You missed it guy! She just got hers. Next time tell her you take Mastercard or Visa.

So what if it was non-invasive?

mickey

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A “female woman?”

That’s the best kind!

Careful of those non-female women.

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Just make sure you are gentle with them Xebby, and make it clear to them that no means no. :smiley:

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Originally posted by rubthebuddha
i don’t know whether i should delete this thread, or stickify it. :confused:

I thought the same thing. Considering this IS the closest xebby has ever come, I think it deserves to be sticky.

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i don’t know whether i should delete this thread, or stickify it.

It should be engraved in stone for future generations to look back upon. “The day Xebby had interaction with the opposite sex”

:smiley:

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star trek had a movie about this one time – i think it was called “first contact.” :confused:

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Considering this IS the closest xebby has ever come, I think it deserves to be sticky.

The words xebby, come and sticky should never be so close together.

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I was just wondering if he’s TRYING to be this moronic, or does it come natural?

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I suspect that Xebby is infact, the infamous bloodninja…

http://henryip.com/Home/bloodninja.htm

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he’s saying this for our benefit. he knows we like him and revel in his company. we also support him in his quest to one day make sex to a female woman. so it’s a win-win situation.

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Originally posted by Indestructible
[B]I suspect that Xebby is infact, the infamous bloodninja…

http://henryip.com/Home/bloodninja.htm [/B]
I love that stuff. The rhinocerus one is a focking classic.

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go xebs!
tap dat ass

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Ive never got that close.

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All shall grovel in your superiority.