Do you use your Internal Kung Fu Powers during sex?

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Proper breathing, better circulation, and chi blasts :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yes I am a master of the jade pillar and dragons pearls

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927388]Proper breathing,[/quote]
Certainly.

Unfortunately a better circulation leads to premature chi blasts.:smiley:

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[QUOTE=Hardwork108;927394]Unfortunately a better circulation leads to premature chi blasts.:D[/QUOTE]

LOL, whatever you wanna keep tellin’ yourself, homie :smiley:

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i find if you go into a twist stance and pretend your niuts live in your stomach or your feet you can orgasm with out releasing fluid out of your pea-hole…i wonder what kungfu programs they did fduring the heyday of hong kopng’s 1920 silent pron industry…was there one?.

they tow cars with their *****s they must have some fancy ****…

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kung fu people have sex? wow who would have thought

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[QUOTE=Eddie;927428]kung fu people have sex? wow who would have thought[/QUOTE]

you gotta be celibate if you want to produce any rear chi.

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927388]Proper breathing, better circulation, and chi blasts :p[/QUOTE]

Not since “The incident”…no.

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927388]Proper breathing, better circulation, and chi blasts :p[/QUOTE]

Control is the name of the game, you don’t wanna blow the back of some woman’s head off.
Well..maybe YOU do..whatever floats your boat.

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Haha, Hanc0ck anyone?

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[QUOTE=Eddie;927428]kung fu people have sex? wow who would have thought[/QUOTE]
Actually and generally speaking, our sexlives are far healthier than those of glorified kickboxers who are happy posting each other sexy pictures of women and fantasising about them.:smiley:

Our internal training gives us a lot of sexual energy, so we are the ones who get the real women:D.

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[QUOTE=Violent Designs;927429]you gotta be celibate if you want to produce any rear chi.[/QUOTE]

Was that “real” chi or did you really mean rear chi?:confused::eek:

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Actually and generally speaking, our sexlives are far healthier than those of glorified kickboxers who are happy posting each other sexy pictures of women and fantasising about them.

Unfortunately because none of us compete, the only selection of females is usually that one lone uggo in class :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927751]Unfortunately because none of us compete, the only selection of females is usually that one lone uggo in class :p[/QUOTE]
We don’t compete because there is just no competition, the ladies just come to us!:smiley:

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[QUOTE=Hardwork108;927682]Actually and generally speaking, our sexlives are far healthier than those of glorified kickboxers who are happy posting each other sexy pictures of women and fantasising about them.:smiley:
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right so your saying that people dancing around in pyjamas pretending to be ancient warriors and imitating animals, get more than athletes doing demanding activities competing winning money and with toned fine tuned machines of bodies in a highly compettitive well respected sport?

this guy?http://www.roseandriver.com/images/ShandySash.jpg
gets more than this guy?http://www.croatianworld.net/Letters/CroCop2.jpg
ok got ya :rolleyes:

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I’ve read stuff where sex is suppose to be like 80% mental or something like that. It appears most people fantasize during sex so I guess these people are using the internal/chi/whatever. Hell I know guys who fantasize they’re F’ing Jessica Biels while they’re doing it to their old lady.

I don’t believe in any of that. I think the best advice about sex is to “Keep it real”. Treat it like any other physical activity. No one here spars someone (or at least I hope they don’t) and dreams they’re sparring the world champ.:smiley:

Treat it like you do MA…always stive to get better and learn new techiniques. And don’t be afraid to ask for advice!:stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=golden arhat;927769]right so your saying that people dancing around[/quote]
Women love men who can dance. It is part of the ancient kung fu principle of “Mesmerize and Conquer”.:wink:

Yes, that is because we are readier for bed when we are in our pyjamas . That is part of the Wing Chun straight line principle. I mean why beat around the bush?:smiley:

Women love ancient warriors. Fantasies and all that. Remember,“Mesmerize and Conquer”?:wink:

And yes us traditional kung fu men are real animals in bed.:smiley:

In authentic kung fu you can learn a lot from animals.:wink:

Well the demanding activities do not leave these poor, exhausted athletes any energy to satisfy their women.

For every competetive man out there doing so to win money, there is his bored unsatisfied housewife sitting at home with frustrations. If it wasn’t for internalists such as myself “seeing” to their needs, many of these poor souls would be committing suicides. :cool:

It excites you doesn’t it?:smiley:

Unfortunately, the focus of their competiveness is beating the cr@p and rolling on the floor with other men rather than making love to women, that is if they have any energy and functioning limbs left after their MMA encounters.

Of course he gets more than the kickboxer. Chances are that if he does real TCMAs, rather than what you have been exposed to, then he can string a couple of sentences together to impress her pants off.:wink:

Again, that is what happens when you spend too much time rolling on the floor with a lot of sweaty men.

I believe that your time will be better spent in trying to “get” women. :smiley:

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927751]Unfortunately because none of us compete, the only selection of females is usually that one lone uggo in class :p[/QUOTE]

She wouldn’t be interested in you either… hot female martial artists have no time to waste on insecure little boys who are intimidated by a woman with a good leopard fist rake. :wink:

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I prefer “wild animal” form… please stow and secure all breakable items in the room (and adjoining ones) before execution. :eek: :smiley: :cool:

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[QUOTE=Hardwork108;927758]We don’t compete because there is just no competition, the ladies just come to us!:D[/QUOTE]

And then you woke up. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve read stuff where sex is suppose to be like 80% mental or something like that.

Someday you’ll find out :stuck_out_tongue:

Hell I know guys who fantasize they’re F’ing Jessica Biels while they’re doing it to their old lady.

Sometimes it can get boring with the same girl over and over, or just the same position again and again. Thats something thats really common actually.

I don’t believe in any of that. I think the best advice about sex is to “Keep it real”. Treat it like any other physical activity. No one here spars someone (or at least I hope they don’t) and dreams they’re sparring the world champ.

Says well-educated Sexual Psychotherapist, BoulderDawg :rolleyes:

Yes, that is because we are readier for bed when we are in our pyjamas . That is part of the Wing Chun straight line principle. I mean why beat around the bush?

Kung Fu Pajamas aren’t exactly sexually arousing to most women :smiley:

Women love ancient warriors. Fantasies and all that. Remember,“Mesmerize and Conquer”?

And thats why hundreds of millions of girls love metrosexual pop stars? :smiley:

She wouldn’t be interested in you either… hot female martial artists have no time to waste on insecure little boys who are intimidated by a woman with a good leopard fist rake. :wink:

LOL, I must’ve struck a nerve. I didn’t even realize there were any female posters on here :slight_smile: