Do you use your Internal Kung Fu Powers during sex?

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927798]
Kung Fu Pajamas aren’t exactly sexually arousing to most women :smiley:
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That depends on the man wearing them.

I’ll give you a clue; your apparel is not your handicap. It has something to do with being the sort of person to call your female classmates “uggos”. Not to mention that telling comment about “the same position again and again”… maybe if you weren’t so preoccupied with visualizing Jessica Biel, you could come up with a few new moves to keep your woman interested.

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[QUOTE=Hardwork108;927775]Women love men who can dance. It is part of the ancient kung fu principle of “Mesmerize and Conquer”.

Yes, that is because we are readier for bed when we are in our pyjamas . That is part of the Wing Chun straight line principle. I mean why beat around the bush?:smiley:

Women love ancient warriors. Fantasies and all that. Remember,“Mesmerize and Conquer”?

And yes us traditional kung fu men are real animals in bed.:smiley:

In authentic kung fu you can learn a lot from animals

Well the demanding activities do not leave these poor, exhausted athletes any energy to satisfy their women.

For every competetive man out there doing so to win money, there is his bored unsatisfied housewife sitting at home with frustrations. If it wasn’t for internalists such as myself “seeing” to their needs, many of these poor souls would be committing suicides. :cool:

It excites you doesn’t it?

Unfortunately, the focus of their competiveness is beating the cr@p and rolling on the floor with other men rather than making love to women, that is if they have any energy and functioning limbs left after their MMA encounters.

Of course he gets more than the kickboxer. Chances are that if he does real TCMAs, rather than what you have been exposed to, then he can string a couple of sentences together to impress her pants off.

Again, that is what happens when you spend too much time rolling on the floor with a lot of sweaty men.

I believe that your time will be better spent in trying to “get” women. :D[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
alright then conan.

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[QUOTE=golden arhat;927769]right so your saying that people dancing around in pyjamas pretending to be ancient warriors and imitating animals, get more than athletes doing demanding activities competing winning money and with toned fine tuned machines of bodies in a highly compettitive well respected sport?

this guy?http://www.roseandriver.com/images/ShandySash.jpg
gets more than this guy?http://www.croatianworld.net/Letters/CroCop2.jpg
ok got ya :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Hey…I didn’t given you express written permission to post a link to my image…

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[QUOTE=Taryn P.;927801]That depends on the man wearing them.

I’ll give you a clue; your apparel is not your handicap. It has something to do with being the sort of person to call your female classmates “uggos”. Not to mention that telling comment about “the same position again and again”… maybe if you weren’t so preoccupied with visualizing Jessica Biel, you could come up with a few new moves to keep your woman interested.[/QUOTE]

HAHA. This was good.

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[QUOTE=Taryn P.;927801]That depends on the man wearing them.

I’ll give you a clue; your apparel is not your handicap. It has something to do with being the sort of person to call your female classmates “uggos”. Not to mention that telling comment about “the same position again and again”… maybe if you weren’t so preoccupied with visualizing Jessica Biel, you could come up with a few new moves to keep your woman interested.[/QUOTE]

When I saw this thread my first thought was “the guy who started it is just some weirdo trying to get his rocks off”.

You know they say your first thought is usually correct!:stuck_out_tongue:

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alright then conan.[/QUOTE]

That is the “Barbarian”, for you sir!:smiley:

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WHY IS HE NEVER FUNNY?!!:confused:

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[QUOTE=Taryn P.;927801]That depends on the man wearing them.

I’ll give you a clue; your apparel is not your handicap. It has something to do with being the sort of person to call your female classmates “uggos”. Not to mention that telling comment about “the same position again and again”… maybe if you weren’t so preoccupied with visualizing Jessica Biel, you could come up with a few new moves to keep your woman interested.[/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:
The problem is more with them keeping me interested, hun. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hence why I don’t do serious relationships.

As for the “Same position again and again”, meaning that sometimes you get a girl who has an extreme preference, and it can get boring if she isn’t very adventurous.

But yeah, to be honest I’ve yet to meet an attractive woman who wasn’t already married or in a serious relationship with someone, at a martial arts school.

At muay thai gyms though, woo! Mmmm… :slight_smile:

And specifically

It has something to do with being the sort of person to call your female classmates “uggos”.

Women love *******s.

Not women who are into relationships, but girls who like to hookup, love the ******* type of guys. So yeah, it works out pretty well.

Now go on and furiously type your so-called “witty” response with those chubby little fingers, babe :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927798]And then you woke up.[/quote]
And you will never guess with whom.:smiley:

He will find out that 80% of us get mental during sex.:smiley:

Do what I do, change girls as often as you can, but don’t tell your wife or girlfriend and make sure you hide the condom receipts.:wink:

You should try and use the silk ones, they do wonders…LOL.

They do?:eek: And I have been wasting my time on the internals?:eek: Where do I get a guitar around here anyway? You think that Dave Ross could sell me a decent guitar? Maybe not!:eek: I will give ebay a try.

I believe that there are two female posters here. The other one is Kansuke.:smiley:

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And you will never guess with whom.

That lone uggo from kung fu class! :eek:

He will find out that 80% of us get mental during sex.

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I DONT wanna know.

Do what I do, change girls as often as you can, but don’t tell your wife or girlfriend and make sure you hide the condom receipts.

Pffth, condoms. :stuck_out_tongue:

You should try and use the silk ones, they do wonders…LOL.

Yeah for me, when a girl wears anything silk it drives me pretty crazy :slight_smile:
Wait! It all makes sense now… :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=golden arhat;927864]WHY IS HE NEVER FUNNY?!!:confused:[/QUOTE]

And now for the last time, STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927870]That lone uggo from kung fu class! :eek:[/quote]
Hey, uggos walk, don’t they?

By the way, what is a uggo?:confused:

And I ain’t telling!:stuck_out_tongue:

What is “Pffth”?:confused:

For me, when a girl takes off anything silk, it drives me pretty crazy.:wink:

It does?:confused:

Hey Adrian, I don’t know about you but I have a feeling that TarynP is reading our posts and she is not very impressed so I’ll be heading along to practice my Iron Crotch techniques, just in case. If I were you, I would do the same. That woman makes me nervous.:eek:

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Yes, I do use my internal power for sex.

For 89.95, I will teach you to do so as well!!

Buy my video! :eek: :smiley:

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
Pffth, condoms.
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Are you going to be making that funny noise with your lip every single Friday for the next eighteen years when you sit down to write out your child support check? I understand that herpes meds aren’t cheap either (altho you are probably more of an authority on that than I am). That can be one heck of an expensive 0rgasm; I hope it was good for you.

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
The problem is more with them keeping me interested, hun. :stuck_out_tongue:
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Only in your darkest, wildest, sweat-soaked fantasies will you be calling ME “hun”. ((rolling eyes))

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
Hence why I don’t do serious relationships.
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Oooh, the grapes are looking particularly sour tonight! :smiley:

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
As for the “Same position again and again”, meaning that sometimes you get a girl who has an extreme preference, and it can get boring if she isn’t very adventurous.
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If the sex is boring, 50% of the problem is YOU (assuming two people involved… adjust the percentage up or down if there are fewer or more). :rolleyes: She might be more invested, if only you were worth being invested in. As for “extreme preferences”- if she likes you, I’d definitely call that an extreme preference, in itself. Extremely pathetic.

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
Women love *******s.
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The women who love ******s are the troubled souls with no self-esteem. if you really want someone attractive, sexually adventurous, and (fill in whatever criteria you have), you will not find her in that sample pool. Those women know that they don’t have to settle for *******s. And to interest them, you DO have to start considering what YOU have to offer. Starting with a little more respect.

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
But yeah, to be honest I’ve yet to meet an attractive woman who wasn’t already married or in a serious relationship with someone, at a martial arts school.
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The majority of MA women are not $lutty doormats. They know what they want, and they know they don’t have to settle. So yeah- decent and fortunate men who recognize a prize when they see one have already snatched most of them up, while you were out chasing cheap trash. Your loss.

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
Not women who are into relationships, but girls who like to hookup, love the ******* type of guys. So yeah, it works out pretty well.
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If it was working out so well for you, you wouldn’t be whining about boring sex and women who can’t hold your interest. Nor would there be this humming undercurrent of frustrated resentment in your postings.

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927866]
Now go on and furiously type your so-called “witty” response with those chubby little fingers, babe :p[/QUOTE]

My my, there are those sour grapes again! In what percentage of your lurid fantasy scenarios about me are my fingers chubby?..:rolleyes: I regret to inform you that I haven’t spent any time visualizing your fingers at all. Much less any other part.

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munches on popcorn and watches the show

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Are you going to be making that funny noise with your lip every single Friday for the next eighteen years when you sit down to write out your child support check? I understand that herpes meds aren’t cheap either (altho you are probably more of an authority on that than I am). That can be one heck of an expensive 0rgasm; I hope it was good for you.

I could make a comment about being pro-choice but you wouldn’t pick up the sarcasm there, either. :rolleyes:

Only in your darkest, wildest, sweat-soaked fantasies will you be calling ME “hun”. ((rolling eyes))

But I just did, hun. :wink:

Oooh, the grapes are looking particularly sour tonight!

Just realistic, not dogging relationships, if you’re ready for them, more power to you. When I’m not so focused on myself I’ll give it a try. Until then, its pretty irresponsible to get involved in any kind of emotional dependency when you don’t have the time or energy to give that to someone.

If the sex is boring, 50% of the problem is YOU (assuming two people involved… adjust the percentage up or down if there are fewer or more).

And thats cool, the comment was meant to be empathizing with the original person’s comment. If you’d been paying attention, it wasn’t my comment in the first place.

As for “extreme preferences”- if she likes you, I’d definitely call that an extreme preference, in itself. Extremely pathetic.

Oh, You know me so well from these few simple exchanges we’ve had on the internets :rolleyes:

The women who love ******s are the troubled souls with no self-esteem. if you really want someone attractive, sexually adventurous, and (fill in whatever criteria you have), you will not find her in that sample pool. Those women know that they don’t have to settle for *******s. And to interest them, you DO have to start considering what YOU have to offer. Starting with a little more respect.

The women who love *******s are generally girls who just don’t want anything serious, they like the bad boy image, that guy that they can date but they won’t ever have to live with, and thats cool when you’re not looking for anything serious, either. Don’t know why you can’t wrap your mind around that, but ya know, its a chosen way of life as valid as any other.

The majority of MA women are not $lutty doormats. They know what they want, and they know they don’t have to settle. So yeah- decent and fortunate men who recognize a prize when they see one have already snatched most of them up, while you were out chasing cheap trash. Your loss.

Cause theres such a shortage of women out there. :rolleyes:
As for the majority not being “$lutty doormats”, no, actually doing MA is just like any other hobby, it doesn’t psychologically affect who you are sexually or who you are in a relationship.

If it was working out so well for you, you wouldn’t be whining about boring sex and women who can’t hold your interest. Nor would there be this humming undercurrent of frustrated resentment in your postings.

If only you worked on that reading comprehension, we might actually be on the brink of a logical conversation.

My my, there are those sour grapes again! In what percentage of your lurid fantasy scenarios about me are my fingers chubby?.. I regret to inform you that I haven’t spent any time visualizing your fingers at all. Much less any other part.

Your statement says more about you, than it does about me hun. My jokes have been pretty light, even the uggo statement which spawned all of this wasn’t even semi-serious, it was entirely in jest. You’re the one who got your ovaries in a bunch. :smiley:

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Well, ya didn’t really give me any juicy openings in that one, except maybe this:

[QUOTE=AdrianK;927953]
no, actually doing MA is just like any other hobby, it doesn’t psychologically affect who you are sexually or who you are in a relationship.
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Really? You think MA is just like any other hobby? That the cross section of people that are drawn to it are not different from the general populace; that it doesn’t change and evolve you on every level? Well, granted- it obviously hasn’t evolved YOU… so I guess that answers my own question. But I would have expected that people spending their time on a MA board would be beyond the most superficial level of MA.

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Really? You think MA is just like any other hobby? That the cross section of people that are drawn to it are not different from the general populace; that it doesn’t change and evolve you on every level? Well, granted- it obviously hasn’t evolved YOU… so I guess that answers my own question. But I would have expected that people spending their time on a MA board would be beyond the most superficial level of MA.

It’s interesting (and common) that you’d draw such a conclusion based on such a non-specific quote.

In general, martial arts is a hobby that the majority of people who take it up and practice it, it never affects their life in any significant way.

It doesn’t require any kind of extensive education to come to the conclusion that the people who are lifers in the martial arts, are actually few and far between.

The people who take the martial arts to a lifetime pursuit are changed by it, as it is a legitimate form of art. Just as piano, painting, guitar, or any lifetime pursuit can change you. Martial arts has no specific monopoly on changing your life.

I didn’t think it needed to be stated as I thought you’d at least understand that I knew this much… :smiley: But there ya go, I stated the obvious because you called me out on such an insignificant point.

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[QUOTE=AdrianK;927959]
I didn’t think it needed to be stated as I thought you’d at least understand that I knew this much… :D[/QUOTE]

Considering some of your earlier commentary, I wasn’t giving you that much credit. :smiley:

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[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;927917]Yes, I do use my internal power for sex.

For 89.95, I will teach you to do so as well!!

Buy my video! :eek: :D[/QUOTE]
That sounds like a “sifu” Ross “buy my dvd” sales pitch.:eek: LOL.