Hm.

For the first time i actually FANCY a girl. Proper, Dawsons Creek style. It doesn’t happen often, usually i just attack the twat and i’m out. Hasn’t happened since like i was 15. However there are a few complications:

a) She has a boyfriend (only 4 months, not serious.)**
b) She is hindu (yes, she is asian) and quite religeous.
c) I, am not hindu.
d) Unsure whether she would go out with someone who isn’t hindu (strict dad n all that)
e) She is ******* fit
f) And, just to be cruel, she has a “nice personality” and insists on talking to me.
f) Dunno if i’ve got a chance

The End thxpldggk

Tactics? Tips?

** Special note - usually i would not give a sh.it that she has a boyf, i’d just mac her n that’s it. But cos i actually like her etc. Hm. He is also 200 miles away, unemployed, can’t come up to see her (no cash) and she hasn’t got the money to keep going down to see him. Hm.

Man, can’t sleep over this - THIS IS RUINING MY REPUTATION! :wink:

Heh, oldskool.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

[This message was edited by Sharky on 11-14-01 at 07:55 PM.]

what a weiner.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

YOU DON’T STAND A CHANCE, LOSER!

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

aw come on guys?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

no way! you suck!

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

it’s cos you ugly, fool!

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

:frowning:

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

what if i buy her some flowers?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

***** slap the boyfriend out of the way and step up to the plate and give her what she’s been dreaming about. If the strict dad steps in and interupts, tell him he’s next unless he fu(ks off.

Hey, it’s worked for me in the past!

You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!

don’t waste your money, ogre boy!

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

:frowning: :frowning:

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

Hey at least you feel something.
In the love bussiness im a living dead corpse since when i was 14.


“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”

Since then my genitals have been making most decisions of my life when it comes to women.


“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”

even when buying your mother presents?

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

i have no idea but

“usually i just attack the twat and i’m out”
now that damm funny and pretty fu(king sick too.

just talk to her and if she gives you the right signals like (touching your arm) then go for it.

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“Civilize the mind but make savage the body”

Hou fa xian zhi
-start later, but reach first.

haha, sharkEy you ROCK!!! AHHRASHRAPS{OGHADsg#a9ydg[asoigy]asopdty70831!!!11

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

That was mean Sharky, BTW its my father that buys my mom presents and then me and my brother give them sort like “Huh… mom, this present is from the whole family..”


“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”

Bang her and see if she comes back for more :smiley:

cxxx:::::::::::>
You’re fu(king up my chi

“its my father that buys my mom presents and then me and my brother give them sort like “Huh… mom, this present is from the whole family..””

always the way bro, always the way :wink:

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.