She likes you bro, get in there and get some.
"Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your ass. "
LMAO!!!
http://henryip.com/Home/bloodninja.htm
I have never laughed so much in my life. it brings perspective to the term lol.
'Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. ’
ok…very freakin amusing, but I have just met one serious honey…got it on but but didn’t commit..I tink if you’re serious about about gongfu and qi …you gotta make sacfices…there are alot of seriously hot people in the world espescially the world of ma..you just gotta know when to detatch…mission yes.,..difficult ,…no…gongfu or sex-pot…choice is yours 
and don’t forget the golden rule of rejection xebby: “no!” jus means “try harder.”
Dude, I have enough time to train and tend to the ladies. I don’t think that anyone should have to choose between sex and…well, anything. It goes against human nature. That and if I don’t have a regular “release” (if you will) then I become a very irritable CaptinPickAxe.
No body want to see an irritable CPA, now do they…didn’t think so.
Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Dude …
BL’s not a dude. I’m on your side, CPA. Going without sex is not normal. Especially by choice ;).
Thats why the Catholic Priests wig out and molest kids…They just don’t get thier rocks off enough.
BL’s a chick, this I know. That also explains why she can abstain from sex without becoming a raging asshole. She doesn’t have the sex drive of a 20 year old male. The age where regular intercourse is nessacary for the survival of your community. I turn into the hulk if I don’t have sex within a month. But a Blue Hulk, due to the blue balls.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP that bloodninja was some of the funniest crap i’ve ever read. I love those kind of stuff, but www.somethingawful.com haven’t updated their icq pranks in ages. If you have anymore of that kind of stuff i would really appreciate it.
Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
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It should be engraved in stone for future generations to look back upon. “The day Xebby had interaction with the opposite sex”
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You mean he’s done this before?
:rolleyes:
Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
[B]Thats why the Catholic Priests wig out and molest kids…They just don’t get thier rocks off enough.
BL’s a chick, this I know. That also explains why she can abstain from sex without becoming a raging asshole. She doesn’t have the sex drive of a 20 year old male. The age where regular intercourse is nessacary for the survival of your community. I turn into the hulk if I don’t have sex within a month. But a Blue Hulk, due to the blue balls. [/B]
fair enough…but you don’t hear of Buddhist monks turn rapist/paedophile…and what about the boys there in training…all goodlooking attractive folks…with 15 - 18 yr old raging hormones…any exscuse is a good exuces ha??..lol…I’m not going to tell anyone whether or not they should have sex , but for now I 'll just go ahead and assume ( yes..I said assume)…that your iron body isn’t so great right now…
hwy everyobodys
im half drunk
cos my buddy and me decided not to party cos its raining and all stuff
so i stayed home with some beer ok
that hot chick on the day before friday (i always forget how its called in english) we had class and the teacher was showing some details of the auditory system (audital… hearing… sound… sound system… the EARS) to us on like this dogs head and this cows head and the hot chick came to stand just next to me though she could have picked other spots to see the whole thing
i think she loves me
our relashionship is developing very fast
wow. sounds like you got a real romance brewing xebs:D
Originally posted by blooming lotus
…but you don’t hear of Buddhist monks turn rapist/paedophile…
You didn’t hear of Catholic priests doing it a few years ago either. All hushed up.
Originally posted by blooming lotus
I 'll just go ahead and assume ( yes..I said assume)…that your iron body isn’t so great right now…
Well, when the right parts are iron, you’ve gotta use them ;).
Go ahead and assume (yes, assume) all you want about my iron body. As long as I can please the ladies with my iron c:eek: ck
For real though. In all honesty getting mines comes before Kung Fu. My priorities are this:
1.Sex/Sleeping/Eating
2.Music/Kung Fu/Work
3. everything else
Also, I’m sure my pot smoking isn’t helping my qi as well, but you don’t see me laying on spears and dragging stuff with my schlong. As long as I don’t have any misconceptions as to what I can do, my habits/ways can live a little longer.
You said… Making Sex… o.O
Xebby - after your next class together, recite this magical incantation to the hottie of your dreams.
“So, you want to get lunch together tomorrow?”
Let me know how it works.
Originally posted by blooming lotus
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fair enough…but you don’t hear of Buddhist monks turn rapist/paedophile…a [/B]
Actually, you frequently do - there’s been quite a few scandals about it, many predating the current scandals in the Catholic church.
:eek: :eek: …budwai!!..that it is not so??? for real…do you have links to any stories on that?