yeah, yeah, yeah.
You obviously haven’t seen Karen Black in,“Trilogy of Terror.”
I’m tellin ya, hide the cutlery.
Her husband looks like a very happy man.
[QUOTE=TenTigers;961575]
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It’s like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.[/QUOTE]
I’m painting myself into a corner now dating two single moms. But they’re young and hot so what am I supposed to do, take a pass?
[QUOTE=Ray Pina;962230]I’m painting myself into a corner now dating two single moms. But they’re young and hot so what am I supposed to do, take a pass?[/QUOTE]
Dude, past 30, you can’t throw a rock without hitting a single mom. Just be straight about your intentions and don’t get too close to the kid if you don’t plan on sticking around.
So what is this woman doing that has you all in a stir? Let me guess, some white chick sticking things in herself and “meditating” and/or “breathing” to increase her “vitality.”
Is that it? And if so, who’s her teacher? We could all learn from that person.
[QUOTE=Ray Pina;962233]So what is this woman doing that has you all in a stir? Let me guess, some white chick sticking things in herself and “meditating” and/or “breathing” to increase her “vitality.”
Is that it? And if so, who’s her teacher? We could all learn from that person.[/QUOTE]
She sticks jade rocks in her cooch to exercise her love muscles, man!
just needed an excuse to show off my new sig
the feeling may pass, but that was one of the most quoteworthy statements i’ve seen on the forum in years 
[QUOTE=Andy Miles;962028]The Plain Girl told the Yellow Emperor that their are two kinds of women, one is beautiful and the other is usefull for longevity.
High cheekbones signify a high sexual appetite. large teeth mean the kidneys are strong. A smaller space between the eyes can mean some jing diff or perhaps an early birth. Its good for her to practice Taoist sexual practices. If she isn’t moral it has the potential of being very bad for her partner. If she is, moral, then her partner can live a long time. She is well suited for these kind of practices. I’m interested in seeing her article.
Don’t confuse “crazy eyes” with simply having a healthy level of “jing shen” Some wayfareres do get lost in other dimensions. Some wake up to reality and forget how to put back on their ego for living in society…some are just enjoying a higher level of health. I hope she has a good teacher and practices in a healthy way.
www.kungfuchengdu.com[/QUOTE]
I think Andy was politely telling you that she would “wreck” you MK. She’d leave you as a hobbled shell of yourself with a broken wanker… and a perma-smile.
feh. I would just use her and throw her on the heap of thousands of women whose lives I’ve destroyed.
[QUOTE=TenTigers;961581]..and some dayum sunglasses to cover up them crazy eyes![/QUOTE]
Don’t forget to set 911 up on your speed dial.
Head… desk…
Thank you and good night.
I know a chick that uses these. I’ll just say we’ve had some good times
[QUOTE=TenTigers;961575]she’s crazed-she has that one right eye that is possessed by Satan. And the pic with the guy looks like he’s got “crazy eyes”-as Josie Wales would say.
They’re a match, no doubt.
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It’s like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.[/QUOTE]
Don’t forget never return to your old watering hole half a decade later married but sans-spouse unless you want to spend the night ducking formerly involved crazy girl who thinks “your wife is awesome” is a good pickup line…
Long story…
Somewhat awkward.