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Hi Ralek
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Provided your not one of our many trolls in disguise ill say welcome to the board and enjoy.
Just for gods sake dont believe half the rubbish you read here, good for a laugh and comparison not much else.
Still there are certainly some high level practioners around so keep your eyes open and you may learn something, i certainly am.
Hope you enjoy the board and get stuck into the errr fun:p
btw ignore the ralek comment at the top it will make more sence when you have been around a while.
Read the ‘hello everyone’ thread there is a great run down on what to expect from this board.
Have fun Jacki
ps There are pleanty of females around the board and many really know there stuff. There just not as vocal as us guys:rolleyes:
Welcome ![]()
Hey there.
Well now that the pleasantries are over…
What TKD association do you train under?
Is your BJJ Gracie, Machado, or what? Do you practice gi, no gi, or both? Any Vale Tudo?
How long have you been training in the martial arts?
And for climbing, sport or trad, gym or rock?
JWT
i have a tiny little winky so i wont even bother introducing myself.
Glad to have you here, Jackie.
Uh - watch out about the BJJ and TKD, though.  These are subjects that have been known to instigate heated discussion.  I’ve never studied either art, but from the discussions I’ve encountered here, apparently the best way to fight with this combination would be to fall down on your back while attempting an impractical high kick that leaves your head unguarded, then wait for your opponent to jump on you, and finish up by wrapping his own tongue around his throat for a choke.![]()
Please correct any misapprehensions I may have inadvertently related in this description.
Well that was ones fast edit.
And I guess that was goodbye?
JWT
Jackie, if my fake-trolling comments about TKD and BJJ are what prompted you to erase your post, I apologize. My remarks were meant in fun and not as a personal attack. I intended to mock the board at large’s attitudes about these arts, not your work and skill.
“Glad to have you here” was totally sincere, though.
Jacki?..
…Where are you?..I see only empty space and two little dots as your thread!
Chicks man!
These young chicks, they turn up get us all interested then disappear!
Or is it just GDA’s tiny little winky that’s putting them off?
Hey GDA, you ain’t supposed to let on that it’s tiny until you get them in bed, then it’s too late anyway!
I once saw on the telly a prog called “So you want to be a porn star” This guy got his kit off in front of a “pro” chick, and she looked at his weapon and said “Geesus! who the hell are you going to satisfy with that little thing?” and he said “Myself!” priceless I thought
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Colin…
Welcome aboard Jacki!
now that, colin, is priceless. utterly priceless. valueless, too, but still priceless.
oh, and jacki, welcome aboard. if you find yourself annoyed by any of the buggers here, just laugh at 'em. we all do. we’re all trying very hard to maintain a semblance of seriousness in our discussions of martial arts, and we often succeed, but we’re all quite silly and it shows up more often than not.
Hey welcome, the more girls on KFO the better for me.
Maybe she just hasn’t the time at the moment. Nursing puts a serious strain on the rest of your time (that’s why I dissappear from the boards for months at a time).
Anyway, welcome to the board.
Hi Jacki, don’t let the locker room hijinx get to you here. It’s nice having another TKD person here amongst the rabble.![]()
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“myself”
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Cool, another post by a “famale” using her sexuality to get attention. We get one of these every week, I’m bored.
Is that really you in the picture?
I certainly hope so. Can we have more of that stuff?
I can save pictures of you in a directory exclusive of pictures of you, isnt that real cool. I think ill name it C:\Jacki Pictures