Ten Things I learned from posting on Kung Fu Magazine.
If you fight like a Kickboxer, what you do is not Kung Fu.
2.Even though people trained for years in Kung Fu, it sucks and didn’t teach them anything.
3.Ground fighting has existed in Kung Fu for years, hidden in the forms, secretly disguised, so the infidels don’t find it.
4.Kung Fu people who practice animal techniques take that animal’s spirit and become an insect, a large cat, or a long, serpent like mythical creature (Iron Eagle’s Johnson doesn’t count:p)
5.The spirit of Kung Fu will never die, and I will avenge it!!..Step.
6.No one on this forum has ever competed in anything but forms competitions.:rolleyes:
7.“Hey, l have an idea, let’s send about ten posters over from Bullshido to troll the Kung Fu terds who don’t know anything, what fun”!!
8.No matter how ignorant one is on a given subject and how many times they are proven wrong, the other person doesn’t know “teh realz”.
TGY uses trolls like plastic f**uck dolls.
Ronin’s version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
No matter how experienced and knowledgable a poster may be, most new posters (trolls) will write everyone off as an incompetent newbie.
Sanjuro posts less hotties than he used to.
Qi is totally real.
Qi is totally fake.
I still dont know how to spell Dravis Jemison’s name.
Bawang is a Taoist immortal here to enlighten us all.
I totally should have entered NinjaStar for a free sub…
Blood Oaths actually hurt.
If I secretly mix judo in with my kungfu I can just claim I learned it all via direct transmition from the Taoverse Diety and none will be the wiser to my secret kungfu ground fighting methods.
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4.Kung Fu people who practice animal techniques take that animal’s spirit and become an insect, a large cat, or a long, serpent like mythical creature (Iron Eagle’s Johnson doesn’t count:p)
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apparently i have laboring under a false assumption…
Groundfighting is for lowly dogs. I will not fight lowly dogs, and will repel them with my chi.
A solid number of people come here only to see what pictures Sanjuro Ronin will post next.
Bawang will always hate you, no matter how hard you try to please him.
On the off-topic forum, if you are a republican, you are wrong. If you are a democrat, you are wrong too. Oh, and if you are a moderate… yeah, you are also wrong.
There still has been no open debate as to how ninja gear relates to kung fu, except the enormous profit to be made off of suburban middle class kids trying to be L33t.
Apparently thousands of years of refining a fighting art through warfare, bloody competition, and spiritual mastery can be utterly wrong, and there is no shortage of teenagers coming here to tell you so.
Apparently Bruce Lee was so utterly badass that people waited nearly half a century after his death to dare utter a negative word about him. Now everyone thinks they could “take him down” and he never fought anyone except some paraplegic schoolgirls.
Don’t even try debating in the WC forum, unless you have a lot of spare time and a strong resistance to carpal tunnel syndrome.
Nobody has caught on yet that MMA is a mix of martial arts, to include TCMA.
If you click any of Bawang’s links at work, you are utterly and completely responsible for the firing that follows.
2 Things I learned from posting on Kung Fu Magazine.
A: To do is to be, to be is to do, Do Be Do Be Do.
B: Don’t understand what you are trying to say here.
A: Its not something you can put in words if you can’t relate to the experience.
A: What your opinion on …?
B: My opinion is … What’s your opinion?
A: I leave it to those who are doing …
there are two things i learned from kung fu magazine.
people who train wing chun are femine and weak. if you put the penus inside their poo poo chute, you cannot tell if it is man or woman from behind.
if you need to use wing chun for self defence, it is better to accept your fate and die an honorable death. your death redeem yourself amd wipe away the shame caused by your wing chun, and restore honor to your family.
if you knock someone out in a fight, you must marinate or it doesnt count as a victory. and if it is a wing chun guy you must two times.
never teach the white people real kung fu. they only want to usurp your school and steal your secrets.
There are plants of skilled kung fu fighters but they do not have any footage. Kinda like the tree that falls and no one is around to hear it make a sound.
Kung fu has been refined for thousands of years yet most Kung fu people mostly do forms and film themselves doing form.
All those years of refinement and look what wing chun turned into. I slap box too but I try not to hold hands first.
Kung fu is so awesome but in order to compete in mma you have to study wrestling, kickboxing, bjj,
Kung fu, trained on its own will not make you badass. It will make you bad. Type in wing chun into YouTube for reference.
Swai jiao is traditional Kung fu…but unfortunately most traditional styles do not train like they do.
San shao is not just traditional Kung fu because then it would not work.
Mantis hooking is a viable technique…but I do not have any proof so just believe me.
Most Kung fu is crappy but I train for real. Once again I do not carry a camera around so I have no proof.
I once saw two gay guys dancing. It looked just like chi sao.
[QUOTE=RWilson;1143889]7. San shao is not just traditional Kung fu because then it would not work.[/QUOTE]
No boxing, no MT, no wrestling, but longfist and SC. 100% TCMA here.
Swai jiao is not representative of modern day forms based Kung fu. Swai Jiao is wrestling, joint locking, and some striking.
Do you know how many claim their style has throws and joint locks? And that they are contained in the form movements? This is true. The fallacy comes when you do not do the throw, as it is in the form mechanics, and just do the form.
You guys think I am not getting your points about my arguments. Sometimes I think I am just talking out of my a$$ but then I go on YouTube and my opinions are supported.
[QUOTE=RWilson;1143903]Swai jiao is not representative of modern day forms based Kung fu. Swai Jiao is wrestling, joint locking, and some striking.
Do you know how many claim their style has throws and joint locks? And that they are contained in the form movements? This is true. The fallacy comes when you do not do the throw, as it is in the form mechanics, and just do the form.
You guys think I am not getting your points about my arguments. Sometimes I think I am just talking out of my a$$ but then I go on YouTube and my opinions are supported.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you should get off the ‘net and actually visit a school instead of deriving your entire concepts and “research” from youtube. Just sayin’…
You want to learn how to keep safe? Learn how to use (AND SHOOT) a gun. That is currently the best method of self-defense when trained properly. Nothing can beat it.
