I would wreck that Jade Goddess chick in the new issue of KFM

[QUOTE=Pork Chop;961524]this?



sorry, but no…[/QUOTE]

she has the eyes of a oversexed rabies ridden squirrel:D

now this is good stuff

None of those show the jade egg frog position!

lol.

teenagers. :stuck_out_tongue:

wow i did not know what the jade egg and frog posotion was till goolged it just now:eek::eek::eek::eek::smiley:

[QUOTE=goju;961551]wow i did not know what the jade egg and frog posotion was till goolged it just now:eek::eek::eek::eek::D[/QUOTE]

i just googled “jade egg frog position” and the first hit was the title of this thread with a link to this thread. lol

[QUOTE=MasterKiller;961467]That is all.[/QUOTE]i bet your wife would then wreck you…

[QUOTE=GeneChing;961506]But a question for MK, if she trains jade egg, why the hell would you go anal? :confused:[/QUOTE]

his motto is one in the pink, two in the stink…

[QUOTE=goju;961525]she has the eyes of a oversexed rabies ridden squirrel:D[/QUOTE]

what she looks like is someone with “issues”…

[QUOTE=taai gihk yahn;961559]what she looks like is someone with “issues”…[/QUOTE]i think masterkiller has issues… publicly imploring that he will “wreck” a female is a bit disturbing… i hope everything is going alright at home with him. if i was one of his students reading this, i would cancel my school membership at once - this truly is conduct unbecoming… a new low has been established. well done master…

Cute.

And all you pervs should be banned.

[QUOTE=Ray Pina;961564]
And all you pervs should be banned.[/QUOTE]

there would be no one left here then…

[QUOTE=taai gihk yahn;961565]there would be no one left here then…[/QUOTE]is anyone really even here??

she’s crazed-she has that one right eye that is possessed by Satan. And the pic with the guy looks like he’s got “crazy eyes”-as Josie Wales would say.
They’re a match, no doubt.
Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It’s like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.

[QUOTE=TenTigers;961575]Crazy chiks are fun, but you have to take precations. It’s like childproofing your house. You need to hide the cutlery, scissors, power tools,etc. Take the number off your house, shred all envelopes and bills-anything with your name on it, and always tell a friend where you are, and have a secret word.[/QUOTE]of course you could always teach your children how to handle potentially dangerous items and thus cease from having to worry about child proofing your house. :slight_smile:

oh yeah, and hide the children.(thanx for reminding me)
Then get some rope an some pulleys, a trapeze, a chinese basket, some duct tape, plastic sheets and cool whip, and go to town!

..and handcuffs, leg cuffs, french maid outfit, blindfold, feather, mink glove, massage oils, candles, tazer, romantic music…

..and some dayum sunglasses to cover up them crazy eyes!

This chick should make a porno with the Iron Crotch guy.

Gene, make it happen!

I think the secret word idea is workable.