Doing a demo in front of about 15-18 girls during a testing I ripped the hell out of my boxers… A few heard the rip, I was scared, thought it was my pants. Needless to say, it was the quickest I ever finished the second half of this broadsword form.
Re: Funniest thing I’ve done in Kung Fu?
Originally posted by GeneChing
…made my living at it. I laugh all the way to the bank.
And we are all jealous! 
Originally posted by norther practitioner
Doing a demo in front of about 15-18 girls during a testing I ripped the hell out of my boxers… A few heard the rip, I was scared, thought it was my pants. Needless to say, it was the quickest I ever finished the second half of this broadsword form.
That’s why real men wear briefs. My boys have to have a home. Don’t want to be swinging sharps instruments around without containment.
My apologies to any members of the fairer sex reading this … didn’t want to sound too crude, but knew no other way to put it.
Yeah, they promote briefs around there I hear, want you guys to have lower sperm counts so you won’t impregnate your cousins.
:eek:
had a grappling workshop for the whole kwoon the wednesday before thanksgiving – classes were cancelled for the rest of the week, so we had one all-levels class. sisok demonstrated puterkapala on me, and as i was tossed around, RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP was the sound my pantalones were making. you could see not only my skivvies/jock and such, but it was a big enough rip that you could also see the skin of my leg below my boxerbriefs. conveniently, sisok wanted everyone to have the best angle to view puterkapala. coincidentally, that also happened to be the best view of my crotch. 40 students crowding around, girls in front so their short selves could see.
Why do all you guys have such flimsy trou? My ma pants have been either double-thick, double-stitched canvas numbers with the gussetted crotch for flexibility and elastic ankles/waist or the tough-as-nails judogi. Are you guys prancing around in lace and crinoline or something?
actually, that’s the one and only thing i miss from the days before the big wing tsun split in 2001. our old pantaloons had gussets and could withstand a bit more tension. of course, they were just a wee bit warmer in the summer months.
I have to admit that I have grabbed a handfull of boob on occasion…wait, that was at a strip club…
Actually I was teaching this chick some Jeet Kune Do on the set of “Martial Law”, and it happened. We were both too embarassed to say anything, so I just continued showing her the drill. Well what do you know, clumsy ass AT grabs a handfull of 34 C all over again…
…now I ask you, is there anyone out there who doesn’t think Freud was a genius? Of course, Murphy’s Law kicked in…she was married. :mad:
I have a good female friend that I train with and I have accidentally grabbed her so many times that we just ignore it nowadays. At first it was embarrassing but now it’s like “Oh well, happened again”. I hope she doesn’t figure out that I do it intentionally
Originally posted by African Tiger
[B]I have to admit that I have grabbed a handfull of boob on occasion…wait, that was at a strip club…
Actually I was teaching this chick some Jeet Kune Do on the set of “Martial Law”, and it happened. We were both too embarassed to say anything, so I just continued showing her the drill. Well what do you know, clumsy ass AT grabs a handfull of 34 C all over again…
…now I ask you, is there anyone out there who doesn’t think Freud was a genius? Of course, Murphy’s Law kicked in…she was married. :mad: [/B]
AT,
If it was Kelly Hu, then I’m am in total awe!
I find it interesting that none of you have admitted to being the one who pulled off the 120db F@rt of Thunder® during meditation period. Which totally broke everyones serenity!!!
Admit it!!:mad:
Nonono. Nope. Never.
Mine are pretty quiet, really, cuz I’m soooo relaxed and all. But they stink like your granny, after she’s been eating prunes, locked in a room, in summer…for 3 days…
Its like: “what the heck DIED in your butt, man?” 
In Shaolin class we were working with candles, extinguishing the flames with various techniques to develop speed and control. I was in a magic store that sold gag gifts and bought a trick candle that is not supposed to go out when you try to blow it out. Had something like gun powder in the wick or something. So i slide the trick candle into place and light it before my instructor is up. It didn’t quite work as his first kick put it out. I see the wick kind of glowing and with some fast thinking I say “hey sifu, watch this!” Then i do a front snap kick to the extinguished candle and the thing lights on fire! To this day he doesn’t know how i did that!
Speaking of flimsy pants
One time I was sparring, and didn’t have the drawstring on my pants tied. When the other guy kicked mt thigh, he pushed down with his foot to stomp my toes and my pants came down.
Good thing I was wearing undies that day.
Originally posted by Merryprankster
[B]I was throwing knees so hard while shadowboxing that I lifted myself bodily off the ground and fell flat on my back.
Thank god for breakfalls. [/B]
lol you know you hit hard:D
One day one of the older dudes ripped @ss really loud while we were stretching.
Funny but groos.
hehehhee…
