tales from the whoop-a$$ can

uki · July 25, 2009, 6:19pm

so they can be tales where you dragged their face down a chain-link fence or they can be tales where you had your face stomped… with all this high school macho man note passing going on around here, i’d thought it would be nice to steal KC’s idea and turn it into my own thread…

so here are a few of my favorite true and honest stories, in shortened verisions mind you.

1997, garmisch-partenkirchn, germany… i was denied entry to a pub, started mouthing off to the bouncer, got punched in the face with a glass bierstein… broke my glasses, otherwise unharmed - just abit dazed and confused.

1997, athens, greece… got beat with police nightsticks for sleeping in an abandon train car with refugees from kurdistan… three days later i got beat again for attempting the same thing.

1998, bistrita, romania… i got punched in the head the entire way out of the disco hall - i had two black eyes and a cracked sinus.

1998, crystal river, florida… headbutted a gulf war veteran who was talking poo our house party - he subsquently grabbed me by the ears and smashed my face with his forehead… broke my nose and cracked my sinus… again.

i effectively started my martial arts training this incarnation in the middle of 1998 under marilyn cooper.

new years eve, 1999, sleepyhollow bar, florida… watching my brother play in his country band at a biker bar; my moms husband punched my pregnant ex in the head… he was 280lbs, 6’4"… i laid him out three times… the third time was a double front kick to his chest… my right hip has never been the same after landing on the asphalt parking lot, but witnesses told me he went sailing.

2001, stroudsburg, pa… slept with my current girlfriend before she was my girlfriend… LOL… her boyfriend at the time got 7 of his pals to call me up and talk the poo while i was drinking rum and coke… after the initial poo-talking i was compelled to let it alone and as i turned my back to them, one guy grabbed me from behind and i instinctively stepped behind him while pushing his head down, followed thru with a solid fist to the triple burner flash point behind the ear and knocked him out cold… his friends called me a puss thru the mail slot after i turned around and gave them my back once again and walked away. :rolleyes:

sometime in like 2004 i got in a confrontation with someone and headbutted them and effectively cracked their sinus… LOL… we slipped around on the blood in the kitchen floor until we were pulled apart.

i have also knocked someones front tooth out after they got involved with my parenting methods. LOL. i got a 4000 dollar pin in my hand from that one…

aside from that, most of my life has become more calm since i became a mason and grew even bigger b@lls of steel.

goju · July 25, 2009, 6:47pm

my girl freind slammed my head in the door when i was seven
and i slapped a pakistani kid once in the seventh grade and he ran away lol

kwaichang · July 25, 2009, 7:01pm

Training 5 years from your uncle ? was he an international spy or something traveling the world, just to teach you that means you were fighting at 11 yrs old. you are such a liar !! KC

goju · July 25, 2009, 7:02pm

lol what^^^^

make some sense please

IronWeasel · July 25, 2009, 7:05pm

[QUOTE=kwaichang;949299]Training 5 years from your uncle was he an international spy or something traveling the world, you are such a liar KC[/QUOTE]

More grammar and punctuation, please.

lkfmdc · July 25, 2009, 7:07pm

Oh my G’d, that loser just deleted his thread again? :rolleyes:

Kwaichang started that thread to act all tough and try and build himself up, only to FAIL again! Senility maybe? That thread was embarassing for the old guy

goju · July 25, 2009, 7:08pm

it hink we are going to drive poor kc insane
lol and he wants to spar me i allready got in his head he would just scream and flail like a girl if we met

uki · July 25, 2009, 7:52pm

sweet baby jesus i though this would be a seriously serious thread…

taai_gihk_yahn · July 25, 2009, 7:53pm

[QUOTE=uki;949347]sweet baby jesus i though this would be a seriously serious thread…[/QUOTE]

bro, what forum do you think you’ve been posting on?

uki · July 25, 2009, 10:09pm

[QUOTE=taai gihk yahn;949350]bro, what forum do you think you’ve been posting on?[/QUOTE]quite obviously one that is worth my time and energy.

kwaichang · July 25, 2009, 10:46pm

None are worth your time and energy posting on here makes you end up like lk and goju fat bald and a liar better to train and be happy KC

goju · July 25, 2009, 11:05pm

um youve seen my picture im not fat nor am i bald

as far as you calling somebody else a liar
ahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

uki · July 25, 2009, 11:12pm

[QUOTE=kwaichang;949380]None are worth your time and energy posting on here makes you end up like lk and goju fat bald and a liar better to train and be happy KC[/QUOTE]so how do you justify all your time and energy spent on here? obviously its worth something to you…

taai_gihk_yahn · July 26, 2009, 12:14am

[QUOTE=uki;949382]so how do you justify all your time and energy spent on here? obviously its worth something to you…[/QUOTE]

he also makes the mistake of thinking of you as his ally, LOL

as far as the forum, it’s not a question of time or energy - that’s your affair, of course, how you spend it, no judgement on that from me - I was talking about in regards to things going from serious to inane in a matter of a few posts - that’s the KFMF we all know and love!

[strolls of, whistling Kwaichang’s theme song]

Lokhopkuen · July 26, 2009, 9:52am

[QUOTE=uki;949274]so they can be tales where you dragged their face down a chain-link fence or they can be tales where you had your face stomped… with all this high school macho man note passing going on around here, i’d thought it would be nice to steal KC’s idea and turn it into my own thread…