What’s your best fight story? Doesn’t matter if it was on the street, in your kwwon/dojo, or in you bedroom.
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What we do in life echoes in Eternity
Well in my bedroom I was fooling around and went to kick…slipped and landed right on my back…I kicked my own ass.
IXIJoe KaveyIXI
I don’t have one.
[sniff! sniff] [wipes eyes]
I wish I did…
Could someone please airmail me Rolls so I can have a good fight story? I want to battle someone who fought a blood-battle with a national san shou fighter…
K. Mark Hoover
Well, some years ago, my wife and I had a real row and she went in the bedroom and slammed the door shut. That really pi$ me off so I went to the door to just punch my fist right through it. :mad:
I really slammed that sucker. It had some weird chi at the time, though, and the only thing that broke was probably my thumb. :eek:
I couldn’t go to the doctor because it would have looked stupid explaining what happened. So I just kept my mouth shut (as best I could) and after 2-3 months it got better.
Now I know some Karate, and I can handle myself better. I think I could whip that door now. 
(Alternative consideration: if I had been able to punch through the door, there isn’t the slightest doubt in my mind that its construction would have trapped my hand in the hole like one of those old barrel type bear traps… can’t pull it back out. Then I could have explained to the fire department while they were getting me out.
Moral: If you are going to be INCOMPETENT, sometimes it is best to be TOTALLY INCOMPETENT. :))
Can eat with either hand. (But becomes moody when not fed regularly.)
about 15 years ago i was into TKD, and since I only weighed 145 pounds could do awesome jump kicks. I was sparring a female, and did a jumping side kick to her head. She flinched and didnt block, so I had the choice of nailer her of redirecting my kick. I sent my kick over her shoulder, where it got caught , and I fell straight down and landed on my head, of course it KOd me.
So, im so tough I can knock my self out!
Only a fool hates the truth, but the world is full of fools
Karl Gotch
A kid was pissing me off when I was conditioning for soccer. He’s a football player and he loves to heckle me because he’s smaller than me and he thinks that if he can get away with it, he’s a badass. So I walked up to the top of the bleachers where he was and told him to hit me as hard as he could, just to get all that nastiness out of his system. He got scared and backed off and I backed him into the pole at the top of the bleachers. Like a caged animal, he struck out. Of course I just used a simple Wing Chun block to redirect it and countered with a right hook. It turns out I knocked the little bastard right off the edge of the bleachers. He landed on his back and didn’t get up until his football player friends reached him. They told me to meet them in the parking lot. Point of honor: I did.
Two big guys, a shorter guy with a very broad build, and that little ***** who had been making fun of me for about 2 years were all there. They hadn’t expected me to show. I offered to take them all at once. One of the big guys stepped forward and I whipped out my concealed weapon: my fightchain. I’m pretty damn impressive with that thing. It worked like a charm. I never had to fight them at all. 
A drunk poked me with his finger and called me bad words. I grabbed his finger and bent it towards him. He fell to his knees and yelped. The bouncers escorted him out. I finished my beer.
Not much of a story, I admit.
Everything is universal, by definition.
HA! None of you knocked yourselves out! Im the man!
Only a fool hates the truth, but the world is full of fools
Karl Gotch
Only a MMA could be good enough to knock himself out
I (un)fortunately have never really had to use my MA training, but at school I smacked a few people out. Not proud of that though 
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What we do in life echoes in Eternity
I fought a peanut butter sandwich once. I won after I made it tap out.
K. Mark Hoover
Budokan,
>>>I don’t have one.
[sniff! sniff] [wipes eyes]
I wish I did…<<<
Don’t be humble buddy, I remember your story of mortal combat with a roto-tiller. A true inspiration.
not to proud
i was challenged at my kwoon by a tkd guy and used a phoenix eye punch that droped him like ive never seen before. he went to hospital and lost his right kidney from it! believe it or not…im not to proud of that and my sifu was gonna hit me when i told him i used a phoenix eye to fight in a challenge.
the guy now is one of my friends…lol
i have been challenged quite a bit in my 9 years of teaching. ill tell you more stories later!!
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My instructor doesn’t like it either when we use the phoenix eye too during the training…it gets him nervous heheheeh
It’s true that it can do hell of damages…
I fought a locker in High School once. I kneed it as hard as I could. Lockers are hard to dent, but I got a nice bruise from it.
Iron
me and a few “friends”…
Me.
40 jocks.
40 baseball bats.
Good running shoes.
Y’all can figure out what i did right?
Fear…Fear attracts the fearful…The strong…the weak…the innocent…
Fear is my ally…
Hey Fiercest Tiger,
If it means losing a pretty important organ, I don’t want to ever be your friend. 
Abandit,
Perhaps you’ve been smacking out the wrong people.
oh yeah
I also fought my locker once and I punched the lock so hard I broke the ******. (and my knuckle.) My sifu thought that was pretty funny. Laugh it up, Lei.
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I once fought a plumber.
Grabbed his ball-**** and got him to “tap” out.
:eek:
“My twa boab”
Once..
Once I saw a ninja on my roof, so I climbed up after him. He tried to fly away, but I grabbed onto his shirt and kicked him in the hand until he cried.
Then his ears turned into wings and he flew away.
-Scott
“Life is hard, but so am I.” – The Eels.
scott
i too, have fought a ninja… the great ASHIDA KIM NINJA. i paid a load of money for him to fly over and fight and at the end… i was defeated.
i’m lucky to stil be alive cause he put me in his deadly ninja sleeper hold so i’m pretty glad…