I was throwing knees so hard while shadowboxing that I lifted myself bodily off the ground and fell flat on my back.
Thank god for breakfalls.
There once was a guy in my chinwoo class that tried to do a spinning outside crescent kick, but he forgot to move his supporting foot, so his kneecap was twisted around. That was extremely funny (in a sadistic way..:rolleyes: )
Once there also was a guy who tried to do a jumping front kick, and he just fell with a crash back-first on the floor. Hilarious.
funny things I have done myself.. not much. Once I was doing striking-drills with a 7 feet tall guy with extremely long arms, and he penetrated my defence and just SLAMMed me with his fist on my chest so hard i could’nt breath afterwards. maybe it qualifies as funny to others..:rolleyes:
Happened last week, I was doing a pak sau drill with this really cute chick when I missed her arm and got a handful of boob.
she laughed while I stood there red-faced.
At least she she did’nt beotch-slap you.
You where lucky;)
LOL!!, if it had been Terri, you would have gotten a knee in the nutts. Then she would have been all innocent acting like " What??? I was just copping a feel…did I do something wrong???"
does that mean she likes me???
In fact…I think it does..
Go for it! it’s rare that girls you don’t know would laugh if you touch their boobs (more or less intentional..
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or whatever..:rolleyes:
5 animal LIve and 5 animal dead. Pretty funny postures at times. People stare.
5 dead animal frolics?
“One time…? in band camp…?”
It’s not much, but I put a big gash in a ceiling tile while learning a taijidao form. Tall guy+low ceiling+long sword=property damage.
In a road rage incident this guy and his friend got out of a truck to fight me. So I jumped out of my car and started stretching my better kicking leg. As they were coming at me I threw a couple of front stretch kicks to loosen up. At that point both guys turned around ran back to there truck and pulled away. Of course they had to curse me out from the safety of their vehicle. I started laughing. It was funny because I truly hadn’t expected them to react that way.
Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
It’s not much, but I put a big gash in a ceiling tile while learning a taijidao form. Tall guy+low ceiling+long sword=property damage.
My test for 2nd included 4 spear forms. The test was in a different school with 9 foot ceilings. Property damage ensued as well.
I almost got knocked out during a 3-man staff set demo in front of about 200 people. We were under a tent, and when I tried to raise my staff to block an overhead strike, it caught the tent and I couldn’t get it up in time.
I saw a flash of white light and my knees almost buckled, but I quickly regained my senses enough to finish the set. I had a nasty lump on my head for a few days.
During Multi-Cultural Day at my high school years ago, my japanese language teacher asked me and GDA to perform a martial arts demo in front of “a small group of people in the library.” We said yes because we were allowed to spend most of the school day in the wrestling room making it up. We decided we were going to just choreograph a nice little fight and make it look like we were really going at it.
After a good 4 hours we finally had it all planned out and were still rehearsing it when our teacher came and told us that it was time to perform it. She also mentioned that it was now going to be performed in the gym and not the library. We thought that was fine still believing it was going to be a small crowd.
We walked into the gym and guess what? There is nearly the ENTIRE high school student body numbering several hundred in the bleachers waiting for us to perform! Now understand, we are the freaks at this school and have a kind of morbib popularity so this was a very stressful thing for us to try and do. I looked at my smiling teacher with utter contempt.
We walked out onto the middle of the mats alone and bowed, beginning the demo. We went through the fight with such nervousness that we were going full contact without realizing it. At one point, GDA did a fancy spinning hook kick and i swept his foot from under him. The crowd went crazy when he hit the ground. I looked down and realized it was because we were no longer on the mat and he crashed hard onto the gym floor. But we continued anyway, GDA planting a stomp kickk on me so hard i was sent to the ground and me doing a full power uppercut to his groin lol.
After these and other full contact hits to eachother and niether of us remembering how our demo was supposed to end, GDA just said “fu ck it” and walked off the mat and left. lol I stood there with a stupid look on my face not knowing what to do and finally just bowed to the crowd and left also.
Afterwards many people from the crowd came and asked us if it was real. And we heard many others arguing if it was or not. Looking back it was hilarious, at the time it was terrifying. We were pathetic.
Funniest thing I’ve done in Kung Fu?
…made my living at it. I laugh all the way to the bank.
Shuul Vis
-that was f@cking hilarious, man. I can just imagine GDA, after receiving a full power uppercut into the nuts, looking into the crowd of people he hates, fears, envies, seeing them enjoying the sight of his bleeding, him not remembering how the demonstration is supposed to end, feeling like a monkey at the zoo, and finally saying ‘f@ck it’ and walking off, an equanamitous, violent, and slightly psychotic Holden Caulfied.
Nothingness, thats about how both of us felt. I know my old teacher has a tape of it somewhere. Id love to post it on here for some good laughs.
There was this HOT chick in my friends martial arts class and I was totally smitten. Well the time to practice axe kicks came and I was chosen as her partner! The drill was to axe kick at your partner and they would duck and swivel away out of range. Well I had done a HUGE ab workout and didnt realize how weak my abs had gotten. I throw the axekick first… she ducks… but doesnt swivel. I tried to stop it coming down but the abs gave out… <SMACK> right in the back of the head. She went down like a sack of potatoes. Needless to say, I didnt get any play after that.