http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/24/sword.attack.ap/index.html
Note to self: Don’t get argumentative with underage sword wielding drunkards.
duly noted. i’ll stick to the angry, sober ones instead. 
Was he an MAist or just nuts?
I would think (hope) the latter.
two-foot trailer park sword
Two-foot sword? Seems a bit short. I hope it wasn’t one of ours. :rolleyes:
Complete this phrase.
“And he might be a red____.”
Re: two-foot trailer park sword
Originally posted by GeneChing
Two-foot sword? Seems a bit short. I hope it wasn’t one of ours. :rolleyes:
Probably a decorative Wakizashi. They are often 2 feet long.
Originally posted by Icewater
Note to self: Don’t get argumentative with underage sword wielding drunkards.
You should be fine… It also said he was from Texas. You know how… unusual… those Texans can be. 
Our “unusualness” is what makes us so lovable, though.
Everyone loves a Texan, right?
So long as it ain’t the Texan in the White House…:eek:
fuck anyone who think Texans are biligerant…we are, but a true Texan won’t knife someone without reasonable cause…dig?
BTW, G dub sux
Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
fuck anyone who think Texans are biligerant…we are, but a true Texan won’t knife someone without reasonable cause…dig?
Re: two-foot trailer park sword
Originally posted by GeneChing
Two-foot sword? Seems a bit short. I hope it wasn’t one of ours. :rolleyes:
And they say everything is bigger in texas…
SevenStar, well, his prison sentence will be bigger in Tejas.
I lived in Texas a couple of years. Then moved back to the hills of NC where I belong. There is a huge difference between a hillbilly and a cowboy.
size matters
I remember once having to take down this combative patient at a ZZ Top show when working forRock Med. We had him pinned and in soft restraints, when we discovered that he was covertly working a push dagger out of one of his pockets. He would never have got it out, but it gave us quite a scare. We got extra man-power (the cops) and did a thorough search (not possible when we first took him down, he was scrappy). The cops, always eager to show us up in these situations, counted nine knives on him. Now there were some real knives, including the illegal push dagger, so I don’t want to lessen that part, but some of the things they counted as knives, a key pen knife and a cuticle tool, sure you could stab some one with one just like you could stab someone with a pencil, but it wasn’t really a ‘knife’. My point is that sometimes reports exagerate - so that two foot sword may have just been a big ol’ knife. Again, not that it lessens the crime, it only increases the punch of the press copy.
And they say everything is bigger in texas…
It’s true. Except for our knives…smaller knives are easier to hide or hand off after you’ve shanked the stool pidgeon from cell block C…crappy Texas courts…Steal a carton of milk and you get life…
“**** anyone who think Texans are biligerant…”
That’s golden.