Crack on the guy who posts above you. I’ll start with Gene, because he’s top dog.
Your kung fu is so bad, you thought Chin Na was a country in Asia.
Mk’s Kungfu is so bad his mom had to tie a twinkie to his head so fat kids would spar with him.
Jamieson’s kung fu is so bad, it came with three pancakes…
Jamieson’s kung fu is so bad, it came with three moo shoo pancakes…
LKFMDC’s kungfu is so bad he brought a food donation to his Hung Gar class…
lkfmdc’s kung fu is so bad, people thought he was epileptic. Whenever he performed a technique it was like he was having a seizure.
Lucas’ Kung-Fu is so bad, he takes lessons from Ralph Macchio
TT’s kung fu is so bad that he brought a saddle to class to train his horse stance.
rotflmfao!!!
sanjuro’s kung fu is so bad because he spends too much time searching for pictures of slamming hot girls. 
Lucas’ kung fu is sooo bad, he uses a rocking horse to support his Horse Stances! :eek:
mooyingmantis sucks because he is too busy getting ready to tickling his armpits.
Uki’s kung fu is so bad he thinks ‘walk the circle’ is a Johnny Cash song.
[QUOTE=MasterKiller;982130]Uki’s kung fu is so bad he thinks ‘walk the circle’ is a Johnny Cash song.[/QUOTE]like a whirlwind…
Sanjuro’s kung fu is so bad they started calling it karate.
[QUOTE=MasterKiller;982134]Sanjuro’s kung fu is so bad they started calling it karate.[/QUOTE]LOL which translates into “asian hobbit style” 
HEY !!
You guys are lucky I suck at this “kung fu is so bad” thing !
:mad:
“ring of fire” by johnny cash.
I also like bob dylan
“blowing in the wind”
I also like pete seeger
“where are those flowers gone?”
[QUOTE=sanjuro_ronin;982138]HEY !!
You guys are lucky I suck at this “kung fu is so bad” thing ![/QUOTE]redeem yourself… give us a slamming hot female specimen of the homo sapiens…
SPJ’s kung fu is so bad he has to reply to his own posts.