what is the problem with shaolin-do?

Golden Snake

If all the debate about Shaolin-Do really bothers you that much. Maybe you should consider leaving the forum. I’m not trying to drive you away or anything, its just that there are a lot of people who have strong feelings about SD. Lets just say, if what you have seen bothers you then you won’t be able to handle the real heated discussion your asking for with this thread.
www.mullins-shaolin.com would probably be more suitable for you.

Good Day,
The Captin

Originally posted by Vash
hah! My Vashryu Post-te, modified for sport competition on AMWB (American Modified Wiffle-Ball) courts is much deadlier.
And it would choke Royce out.

Wow! Do I get to learn ground wiffling? Will you teach me the counter to the triangle choke wiffle? Do I get a spandex singlet for working out on the wifflemat?

Golden Snake reeks of a troll. I think you guys took the bait hook line and sinker.

Originally posted by Tak
Wow! Do I get to learn ground wiffling? Will you teach me the counter to the triangle choke wiffle? Do I get a spandex singlet for working out on the wifflemat?

Ground Wiffling:

No. Even the modified patterns used for developing your ground-wiffling skills are too deadly. In fact, the non-modified version was so dangerous, I thought about doing it, and it killed me. Then I came back. That’s how I know I’m so good.

Counter to Triangle Choke Wiffle:

Actually, the correct terminology is the “Three-Point-Square Vascular Restraint.” And there is NO counter to this ultra-deadly move.

Spandex Singlet Allowance:

You can borrow mine.

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
Golden Snake
www.mullins-shaolin.com

LOL, when I saw that link, I thought it said mullet-shaolin.com. Coincidence?

lol

mullet.shao-lin.com

LMAO

funny stuff

But yeah, I just thought I’d point out that I didn’t start this thread. I’m not stupid enough to try something like that again. I do believe my feeble attempt (as stated by the topic title) was hijacked by the drinkers of this forum. I could do nothing but close my eyes and shake my head.

still, that mullet thing is funny, I do agree

HI CMD!

Damn, If I had the money I’d buy that domain name.

Blast my broke ass!

Golden Snake.

As I understand it

I think the above statment is the cause of most of your problems.

And for Masterkiller.

And do I have to point out again that we in the UK (well England) invented:

Basket Ball (we call it rounders and only let young school girls play it)

Baseball (Just a school girl game again)

Hockey (again only school girls)

American Football (Try to tell me its not rugby…and its a more or less **** only sport in British schools (not that I have anything against ****s)).

Most of the games listed above were around before you were even a country. I think that rugby (american football) is the odd one out there but there are some really old games that are very localised (and massively violent) that look very like rugby (american football) but on a bigger scale.

Bah.
You’re just bitter cause american athletes 0wn everybody.
:eek:
:wink:

You guys only play manly games like cricket and tennis then, eh?
:eek:

Cricket is the most confusing game ever…what in god’s name where you guys thinking?!? “Hey, lets make a game so complicated that it confuses everyone including half of the British population.”

whats so confusing about cricket?

american football is more complicated.

cricket just loses me… maybe its a cultural thing, because American Football can be summed up to this:

Every lines up where the ball was last, no one can move untill the ball is put into play or “hiked”. The main controller of the ball is the QB and he cannot pass once he moves infront of the balls original postion. The rest is just running to the inzone.

You guys only play manly games like cricket and tennis then, eh?

We have exactly 2 tennis players in the UK and one of them is canadian.

We decided long ago that sports brilliance was a sham best left to our colonial younger offspring and headed off on a new “third way”.

Re: what is the problem with shaolin-do?

Originally posted by Golden Snake
…maybe you guys could come check out a shaolin-do class before putting it down…

Thats the only thing I agree with from his post. As far as Wushu goes, Wushu is defined as military art, fighting art, martial art, etc in Chinese. So theoretically, all Kung Fu is “Wushu”, but most people think P.R.O.C. Wushu when they hear Wushu with the gymnastics and stuff.

And I’d like to see someone do a Wushu Wing Chun form. Sil Lum Tao while doing a butterfly spin. :stuck_out_tongue:

Meat Shake (or shaolin Do?)

You’re just bitter cause american athletes 0wn everybody.

:rolleyes: This should read “You’re just bitter cause African american athletes 0wn everybody”.

Originally posted by Liokault
[B]Meat Shake (or shaolin Do?)

:rolleyes: This should read “You’re just bitter cause African american athletes 0wn everybody”. [/B]

There’s still tons of caucasian athletes in baseball and American football, and the NHL is dominated by pale northern bastards. Basketball is really the only major sport that’s got a predominance of african-american athletes.

There’s not many black people in hockey. Canada has one, I think

“You’re just bitter cause African american athletes 0wn everybody”."

Eh, They are still american, no? :stuck_out_tongue:
American exceeds the color of your skin. Thats what makes us american, we gots a little bit of everything!
:slight_smile:

Meat Shake (or shaolin Do?)
:wink:

Originally posted by FatherDog
[B]

There’s still tons of caucasian athletes in baseball and American football, and the NHL is dominated by pale northern bastards. Basketball is really the only major sport that’s got a predominance of african-american athletes. [/B]

well considering americas population/wealth its expected. but im confused- you say you’re the best at these sports, but you’re the only country that plays them (in a serious manner)

i mean, that narrows the field a little dont you think?