we are all going to die this month. armageddon is upon us.

good read and jesus i hope this guy is right:

warning … lots to take in here and you’ll think the guy is a complete moron until much later into it. much later into it you will think that an amature astronomer watched the day after tomorrow and had way too much time on his hands. and then if you’re like me you will pray you’re wrong and he’s serious.

http://www.bushcountry.org/news/may_news_pages/g_051604_assiebloke_end_world.htm

http://www.bushcountry.org/news/jun_news_pages/g_060104_withheld_june_2004.htm

tons of other **** out there about this guy that can be found with a quick google search. much better discussion going on in threads like these:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread51056/pg39

[edit] keep in mind i shit on conspiracy theories and the like … but this is kinda cool.

Thanks for the entertaining lunchtime read, GDA. So, you’re for the end of the world? Not me, not yet. BTW, his deadline is running a bit late. The “clouds of dust” are supposed to be here already. Not where I live.

yeah, no clouds here either.

Color me “Blind” or “brainwashed” but I don’t belive his story. The days haven’t been getting darker…we’ll have to wait 3-5 days to see if his 1st impact occurs. Then I’ll start sweatin’.

He talks about everyone dying then turns around and talks about survivors fighting over the remaining resources.

He talks of recent events then goes on to say that he’s been trying to tell us for years.

He says he left a site that was laden with hackers than tries to blame the Gov’t for hack attempts on his PC

He seems like a senile old man with internet access.

interesting name for the Observitory. Wormwood is what absinthe is made from…might explain his senility. He keeps on teasing with “You should know that…nah, I’m gonna wait to tell you” crap. Bah!:mad:

Can they actually put a date to the end of the world?

If it is already tomorrow in Australia, and they are still living, then at least we know the end of the world is not tomorrow…

I wonder which time would the end of the world follow? If the end of the world start happening on the 27 th of June (lets assume you are in the west coast of the USA) as the article says, it would already be the 28th in Australia. Then again, people in Hawai would be very confused, because they are stuck in the middle of it all. Would the whole process end or begin in hawai?

Im so confused. When would the day after tomorrow be?

I’m scared. Terribly frightened.

Anyone want some Gatorade? I sure do. I’m parched.

PARCHED LIKE THE DEAD EARTH!!!

GDA - just thought you’d like to know that this weekend I got a poison ivy or fireant or something venom attack…on my BOYS!

The sac swelled up to like a softball, man - itchy, aching, turned bright red and leathery and Mr. Johnson got all puffy so the shaft was about three times as wide as the head.

So, naturally I thought of you.

(I’m icepacking 'em and taking hydrocortisone now - much better!)

I hope something happens. That would give me an excuse to go around and off everyone I dislike

I hope something happens. That would give me an excuse to go around and off everyone I dislike

LOL!

OH MY GOD! Another day, but I awoke today…and there was HAZE!!! The news said it was ‘smog’ but I know that its just a government cover-up. Everyone knows that cars a benificial to the environment…The reckoning is upon us…I’m going to masterbate to goat porn while I’m covered in Apple sauce…then I’m gonna smoke a fat hooter laced with PCP, Heroin, and donky sh!t. Then I’m gonna go punch Nuns while me and my midget buddies blare Satanic Folk music and scream gibberish at the conservatives…Its the last days, guys…so I don’t really care:D

Vash-

That was pretty dang funny man! lol! :smiley:

Oh and by the way kids, this line "Fireball Near Grover´s Mill, N.J.
" should have tipped you to the gig immediately.

It’s ringing some bells for some of you isn’t it?

scroll down for why???

Grovers Mill NJ was the setting for “The war of the worlds” as read by Orson Welles to a panicky nation way back in da 30’s!

anyway, aren’t you happy it’s yet another hoax and it’s even paying homage to an even greater hoax!

cool

Kung Lek is wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! I saw a midget today…and everyone knows that midgets are like the walrus, crow, and raven…a sign of death!!! Repent sinner! Repent to save your dammed soul!

Man, the oort cloud is thick today…you can taste it in the air

Originally posted by CaptinPickAxe
us…I’m going to masterbate to goat porn while I’m covered in Apple sauce…then I’m gonna smoke a fat hooter laced with PCP, Heroin, and donky sh!t. Then I’m gonna go punch Nuns while me and my midget buddies blare Satanic Folk music and scream gibberish at the conservatives…Its the last days, guys…so I don’t really care:D

sounds like a plan. I’ll join ya after my metro massacer :smiley:

It rained here today… It can only mean one thing right? ARMAGEDDON!

Its raining cause the Swedes are evil! God is pissing on you sodomites! Hey, I bet during the day the moon is the color of blood…but it hides behind the oort cloud so no one can see the IMPENDING DOOM!!! I’m going out on my balcony now to let the world know that the revelation is upon us! I have to go wrap myself up in a towel and construct a makeshift pope hat though…I have to draw attention.:smiley:

“come,armegeddon,come,armageddeon,come”

Don’t be fooled!

This is for real people.“The MAN” just wants you to think it’s a hoax.
Bluff and Double bluff.

It’s part or the New World Order’s attempt to radically reduce the world population.Then the Reptiles can emerge from their bunkers to enslave what is left of humankind.

Me? im hightailin’ it to the hills with canned food, water and my precious collection of 80’s porn .

Which raises the question.
If you live in the Netherlands,Where do you head to in times of crisis?

yo it’s true. God never did like us. I bet it’s coz of those heden rituals and thunder gods..

U gonna wear a pope hat? I think I’ll go with the bright pink ‘urban-turban’.

LOL
urban-turban

The makeshift pope hat commands respect! That and its total in style for the summer season…I’ll complement it with a vomit stained bathrobe that screams “look at me! I know whats hip, dogg” to tie off the ensemble I wear house slippers that have crusted, hardened dog doo-doo on them, remenicent of my rugged, moutain man roots.:smiley:

That should show those arrogant radical muslims whose in style this season…the black head wraps is so 1999:D

oh, man. I can’t belive I just said all that crap. Look Folks! This is what sleep deprevation does to you!

CPA, you didn’t notice the dust storm yesterday too?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1238116,00.html

There was also a large meteor explosion last week in the state of Washington caught on film, you can see it light up the night sky so that it looks like noon.

Do a search. I lost the link but CNN ran it last week.

kung lek …
Grovers Mill NJ was the setting for “The war of the worlds” as read by Orson Welles to a panicky nation way back in da 30’s!

well now i know who’s been pissing in my cherioes.