we are all going to die this month. armageddon is upon us.

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there are an estimate 20,000 meteorites that hit the earth every year!

that’s approximately 55 meteorites per day, every day, 24/7/365

some of those probably hit reptile people and knock flying saucers to earth. Which in turn forces the black helicopters to head out and collect teh bodies!

what with all that downward wind coming off those roter blades why shouldn’t we expect a dust storm now and again!

yeesh, you guys don’t even get me started on the anal probes everyone is getting on judgement day! Where’s you’re messiah now they’ll say as you limp away, bleeding profusely from the rear.

you poor poor sods. get tinfoil NOW and lot’s of it! That’s what you should make your urban turbans out of.

the urban turban…man, I’ll bet there’s a marketing scheme in there somewhere.

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Unlucky ducky

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that duck felt the wrath of IMPENDING DOOM! I guess the oort cloud impared it’s vision…better for him though. Now it won’t have to endure the pain, suffering, and raw animal struggles that will ensue after the meteors wipe mankind off the earth…
After they hit mankind will be like video games. Namely GTA. People will carjack each other, shoot each other, and beat each other to death…oh wait…they already do:D

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new thread about it on the second site i linked:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread55811/pg1

towards the end of the first thread and in this new one i have read about 5 or so meteors hitting in the past month or two. a buddy just told me that two more hit michigan today. links to actual news sites are in there … plus theres security video of the flash the one of the most recent ones caused.

plus there’s the thing with all of the ships being ocean bound.

i understand this guy did this with very relavant referrances to war of the worlds, however its been a while since i have been excited about something so im still going to hope.

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Don’t show that to the Boulderites I have to please with my road design…lol They’ll move to eliminate drains everywhere on roadways, then divert all the water to duck free zones.

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I have but one question:

How can I use this to get laid??

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How can I use this to get laid??
i hear xebby isn’t yet spoken for. :eek:

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I thought he was among the missing!!!

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According to Volcano, Xebs is dead, died after yet another night of sexless boozing.

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Sexless boozing won’t kill you. Or anyway, it hasn’t killed me, and I’ve definitely taken a more-than-sufficient dose.

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i continue to ignore the facts and have even begun praying.

i sincerely hope that we all die and i hope its soon.

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no, let it fall some rocks first.. or an army of undead! Oh yeah that’d be the ish

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Just FYI

The Mayan Calendar ENDS on june 12th 2012. Why it ends here and why the Mayans End their calendar on 2012 have baffled the rich philanthropists, that continually r@pe and plunder the ruin sites, for years.
Could THIS tie in to the hail of comets that are making thier way here? God i sure hope so,i am tired of going to work and earning a living, id rather sit at home and post mindless Bullsh!t all day;)

                                                                 PEACE,,,TWS
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The universe ends everytime I close my eyes.

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[size=1]
Some say the end is near.
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It’s a
Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly ****, stupid ****…

One great big festering neon distraction,
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

**** L Ron Hubbard and
**** all his clones.
**** all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

**** retro anything.
**** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and
**** your short memory.

Learn to swim.

**** smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I’m praying for rain
And I’m praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don’t just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
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and maynard choked out the fourth horse, and yay, it was good.

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ws …
The Mayan Calendar ENDS on june 12th 2012.

actually the mayan calander doesn’t really end in 2012 … it just begins a new cycle. it goes through all the sun things and begins again.

http://www.crawford2000.co.uk/maya.htm …
Over a year’s time the Sun transits through the twelve houses of the zodiac. Many of us know this by what “Sun sign” is associated with our birthday. Upping the scale to the Platonic Year - the 26,000 year long cycle - we are shifting, astrologically, from the Age of Pisces to the Age of Aquarius. The Mayan calendar does not really “end” in 2012, but rather, all the cycles turn over and start again, vibrating to a new era. It is as if humanity and the Earth will graduate in the eyes of the Father Sun and Grandmother Milky Way.

also … http://www.jaguar-sun.com/endcount.html

its weird the **** you stumble accross crawling conspiricy sites. i thought i was ****ing crazy, but these people are something else. if you guys havent looked into this yet it’s worthwhile. it’s interesting to see how it evolves as it gets closer to the “deadline.” the only thing i cant understand is how people can argue with these psychos (or truly mislead/paranoid) for over 50 pages straight. and then start the same arguments on a new thread that is already like 17!

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… and thank you father dog. i was actually considering quoting “moms coming round to put it back the way it ought to be,” last night but decided my post amused me more the way it was.

that’s probably my favorite tool song … definitely my favorite off that album.

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Originally posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
[B]… and thank you father dog. i was actually considering quoting “moms coming round to put it back the way it ought to be,” last night but decided my post amused me more the way it was.

that’s probably my favorite tool song … definitely my favorite off that album. [/B]

I actually prefer “Third Eye” but that might be because of the gratuitous Bill Hicks quoting.

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Maybe it has begun

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/06/17/1087245005575.html