My Sifu’s first teacher is like that. Met him last year after hearing a lot about his abilities. He seems physically like a very average guy – until you see him move.
so yea, ok, don’t judge a book by the cover. Still, my dramatic pose is WAY cooler than his.
Ok, first of all, less being serious.
Second of all, more making fun.
What is there not to make fun of of overweight white guys standing around in Shaolin Monk robes?
Re: Want to make fun of a ninja McDojo?
It would be funny, if somehow, they realized you were poking fun at them, and they flipped out, and chopped your head off…
ya know they are ninjas right!
Didn’t he win the Nathans Hotdog eating contest in 1993?
what does the tat on his right hand say?
His love of the invincible Toad Style lead Soke to train in Iron Shirt Qi-Gung. A mystical style that leaves the body almost like iron. Able to recieve the hardest blows with little or no effect.
Yeah, I saw that movie, too. Five Venoms rocks.
:rolleyes:
Originally posted by Ming Yue
what does the tat on his right hand say?
you da one w/ the super dooper graphics skills…magnify it up.
Re: ummm…
Originally posted by Oso
http://www.mymaster.homestead.com/sifu.html
the bowyer I apprenticed to could catch arrows too. It was pretty cool. Over a certain poundage he couldn’t, he tried a couple of times but was way off so decided it would be prudent to stick to the poundages he knew he could catch. The highest I think was 65 lbs at about 40 ft.
Re: ummm…
Originally posted by Oso
http://www.mymaster.homestead.com/sifu.html
Poor guy mustn’t make much out of teaching - he can’t afford a shirt 
he and emin boztepe both seem to have that issue!
I like how “the last kung fu master alive” only trains 1-2 hours a day for only 6 days a week. I train more then that.
I was astounded by the first sentence. Very presumptuous.
Re: Re: ummm…
Originally posted by joedoe
Poor guy mustn’t make much out of teaching - he can’t afford a shirt
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What’s up with all the things in “quotes?” I smell some BS.
Haha, dumb asses used “affect” when they meant “effect” in the TITLE OF THEIR MAGAZINE. Can anyone confirm if this is even a real magazine?
edit - I just confirmed it is a real magazine (or someone went to the trouble of setting up numerous sites to make it look real), but wtf? The phrase is “Lake Effect,” not “Lake Affect.”
Originally posted by IronFist
[B]Haha, dumb asses used “affect” when they meant “effect” in the TITLE OF THEIR MAGAZINE. Can anyone confirm if this is even a real magazine?
edit - I just confirmed it is a real magazine (or someone went to the trouble of setting up numerous sites to make it look real), but wtf? The phrase is “Lake Effect,” not “Lake Affect.” [/B]
nope. affect. its a local lit mag. not very good and desperate for stories. 
Re: Re: Re: ummm…
Originally posted by IronFist
[B][size=8]WTF???
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What’s up with all the things in “quotes?” I smell some BS. [/B]
heheheheh.
Thats so f’ing stoopit. Anybody can get anything notarized and if it wasn’t submitted to a court of law, there’s no threat of perjury. 
that guy looks strangly “trannyish” in the saffrons and what appears to be makeup foundation.
I also like the cheap and crappy sword! nice dragon wing on it!
Is this tyhe Cartman Ninja school? Where the mantra is "respect my authoritie!
