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Asia, with an attitude like that you go on and spell any **** way you please. REFRESHING!!!

Ralek, no problem, but the offer stands if you ever want to come to NYC, it could really be fun, lot’s of gung fu, we even have a few phony balloney Shaolin Monks. They’re from Shaolin – but they’re phony balony anyway.

As for Maryland, interesting. One of the companies I write about is in Baltimore, I have no clue where that is in relation to Fredericks town.

I’m going to a massive trade show in the end of January/ beginning of February. I’m going to see that company out there in Vegas and make an apointment to check out there operation so I will be in Maryland sometime in Feb., March or April. No travel in summer, musr surf.

If you’re near and its an over night trip, maybe we can get together, talk shop, theory. If you really want to fight me I’ll ablige, but to be honest, I never seak out such fights, I have nothing to gain. I have plenty in my own back yard. What I do offer alot though, is if there is a major disagreement over a point, I will let it go, but if the other gets super frsh and insultin, then I offer them the chance to prove their point on me.

That’s it. Otherwise I don’t get involved in these games. I know what I know and I know what I need to work on – what my master hasn’t shown me yet I can only imagine…

Peace to you
Ray

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Asia, you ARE on CrazyMother! :smiley:

If I’m ever in Germany I’ll drop by!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Bak Mei. Tell me when you will be in maryland. Make a post and i respond to it.

Who cares about PM’s. How is that baking out? I’ve given my email address and said i will fight. I don’t feel like using all the features in the forum. It’s easier just to post.

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Bak Mei, please, tell me you are willing to go down to any of the 3 Shaolin schools headed by a monk and challange (I have a few friends that train at those school) any of the top students. I would really like to here about this idiot walking into a school and getting his arse kicked.

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Originally posted by Ralek
How is that baking

You bake, Ralek? The noble art of BJJ is actually:

“Baking Just for a Joke”

That would explain why you know so little about Martial Arts then.

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Hey, man, let’s not turn this into a war, because, as you may know, the latest Shoalin Monk to come over is residing with my Master on Bowery Street, he rents our space.

Listen, I’ll just say this: I do not think the “original Shoalin” had cartweels in it and I doubt they swung alluminum foil swords. If this is not your school, then I apoligize.

However, being that you guys are in NY, please, I am always open to train, match hands, fight. This is what we do, is it not. As for the monks, well, I’m sure you know the last one that wanted to open a school in Chinatown had to meet the local sifus, headed by my sifu. They fought. My sifu is 60, this monk is young. The monk did not impress many, but he’ chilling in CHinatown now. We are all brothers. I don’t know your master, but the Shaolin monks in NY that I have met have" a) been drinking (I know the tale, and how they are allowed, but, I don;t drink and I;m not a monk), been womanizing, and even more basic, I’ve seen one throw his prayer beeds into the corner like bloody rag.

I couldn’t imagine a priest tossing a rosary beed like that.

But that’s not gung fu, and I’m always open to train like I said. I’m on bowery every Tues. and Fri. I live on LOng Island though if you guys are out there. Will you guys be fighting in the full contact Beijing matches next fall? I am. Training hard.

Let’s train, I like to fight as many people and styles as possible. Is it you that wants to train, or or you volunteering your friends?

Nice meeting you. Happy New Year.

Ray

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PS, I am referring to the Beijing School coming over in September I believe. It was supposed to hapen this year but got cancled. I’m glad it did, gives me an extra year to train. I want to win this bad.

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I’m Bored

I’m bored Yuan Fen and this guy has been at it (trolling while running down CMA) too long.

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I would come to NY to fight you Bak Mei but my style is so dangerous that every move is designed for instant death. That includes the secret handshake that we are taught when greeting an opponent. The worst part is, when I try not to use my lethal skills, they are even more effective because they popup spontaneously, and even worse than that is if you strike me, my many years of instant-death iron body training will end the fight.

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Hey, you guys know what, he may be a troll, but until someone goes down there and proves otherwise, who knows.

Yes, he may be coccy. Yes, I am sure he is just run of the mill MA with nothing to invite anyone with any skill, for who wants to take time out to beat up the Bowery bum, but hey, at least he has heart – that is if he means what he says and will actually fight someone who make it out to his backwater.

I at least can admire a MA who wants to mix it up, most seem to invite their local friends to do their talking for them, or “O yea” you to death.

I also think he is probbaly training with someone. Or just full of it.

Who knows. Almost interesting, but not really. Just bored and not feeling so well at work.

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He is the Grand Ultimate Sh!t

His Bullsh!t is superior

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Bak Mei. I have already fought a san shou fighter and beat him up. He had to take rest breaks every 5 minutes. And he was a former opponent of Marvin Perry.

I am undefeated. Kung fu just doesn’t work in fights. I have no training but i still beat all kung fu guys. Kung fu is just forms and suicidal stances that no one in their right mind would use.

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Ralek

Please reply to my “Grappling Question” post.

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Originally posted by Ralek
I am undefeated. Kung fu just doesn’t work in fights. I have no training but i still beat all kung fu guys. Kung fu is just forms and suicidal stances that no one in their right mind would use.

You are UNTRAINED. Thought you did BJJ

Just forms? What Kung Fu schools have you trained at. Mine is 95% sparring.

Undefeated. Haven’t met me have you :slight_smile:

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“beat him up”

LOL

Thats inefective trolling, where are the clones when we need them? Ralek. and Ralek.. , those two are cool.

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Ralek

Why are you taking so long to reply?

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DS

he can’t type that fast…or think that fast..give him time

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Well, Ralek, good for your victory and keep fighting. However, I do not take insult to your comment because, genrally, I agree with you, a lot of KUNG FU out there is garbage. BUT, you should be vareful, because if you say that too the wrong guy, ON THE WRONG DAY, and he’s practicing the real deal, you will be in a great deal of trouble.

I have never met you, but I am quite sure that if I wanted to, I could take your life with my hands. SOunds extreme, but that’s what we are training to do in these Chinatown dungeons. So, I respect your will and desire, but don’t try to pi$$people off just for the pi$$ off sake of it – you might do it to the wrong guy and he might hop in the car just to shut you up.

I know you are feeling good, but these guys you beat, I don;t know them, but even the scariest guy you seen on UFC, they REALLY do not compare to these old frail chinesemen that you think don’t know anything. There truly are masters out there, but they are no so visible to everyone, because, most people aren’t intersted in what they have to share. Most like paying tuition, wearing uniforms and doing forms. I agree with you on that. But, for lack of a better workd I’d have to say I study gung fu because that’s what it is by definition. I do not do forms, I fight. Every week. I wear sweats or shorts and sneakers and T-shirts. I get bloody soemtimes, I get brused but I always learn.

My name is Ray, I’m 27 and I’m now studying HSing-I, Ba Gua, and my master’s e-chuan. Nice meeting you and good luck.

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There is nothing wrong with forms bro, they are here for a reason. It builds skill, and muscle memory.

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Bak Mei

Exactly. I think Ralek has been exposed to too much phoney Kung Fu. I wish you lived in the UK Ralek, so you could experience the real deal.

Instead of slagging off Kung Fu, and making pathetic lines like:

“Brazilian Jujitsu is superior”

Why don’t you learn some REAL kung fu. You might even like it.

Bak Mei - I train and think the same. It doesn’t matter about forms, styles, uniforms etc. I just want to learn Kung Fu, for my self-preservation. And I think it looks cool :smiley: