Anyone want to meet and fight in PA/MD? Serious replies only

Hi. I’m looking for people who are interested in fighitng in a Challenge match against me. I want to fight a kung fu stylist. Why? becuase it’s very fun to fight in challenge matches.

I have fought in 3 challenge matches so far. One of them was with Shoalin Tiger who posted on this board.

Basically I will show you how your kung fu does not work in a real fight.

I can fight you if you live in Pennsylvania or Maryland and are not too far away. We can set up a place to meet and fight.

As far as rules go:

  1. No weapons like guns or knives. Just your own body. Just hand to hand fighting unarmed.

If you have other rules you would like that will be fine. We could agree on no eye poking or groin hits or we could do no rules at all. Whatever you want.

I’m 20 years old.
I wieght 190 pounds

And for all of you “anti trolls” this post is serious and for those of you who know shaolin tiger in real life you know that I acutally do fight and i plan to actually find someone and fight them.

Dude i would just jump fourteen feet into the air, make time stop and then rain down the fire balls of death on you from above.

LOL i almost pis[size=2]sed[/size] on my pants when i read “serious replies only” :smiley:

Make sure you have a camera there this time. Or at the very least get some pics. I’m sure everyone here would love to see it :slight_smile:

boku wa otaku dayo. watashi no te wa sugoi desu.

my japanese is somewhat rusty, but “i am an enthusiest/pervert. my hand is wonderful”?

LOL! i was thinking its about time this happened - been a while.

dawood

My japanese is a bit childish too but yes,there´s some fanciness" in that sentence.

Just checked this post out of interest and thought that arranging these matches may not be very wise,just a humble idea…

Hey Ralek, I’ll fight you. I’m going to be your way in about 3 weeks for buisness. Do you have a gym or ring? If so, what are the usage fee’s?

You guys could always hook up at third power gym in Washington DC. The ring fee is 12 bucks.

Some trolls never change sigh

Oh good grief. Do we really have to go through this again…? :rolleyes:

Oh, no, no, Ralek…it’s 2003, man!..bring something new!

lol, perhaps he’ll attack his opponent’s critial points ver well. At least he doesn’t do racism against Chinese…you gotta give him that!:stuck_out_tongue:

My signature is from Ryu. He gave me this signature so i could ask a girl what it meant. Mean mean ryu. But thank you Ryu.

Nick Montecello. There’s a wrestling room we can fight in for free in PA. All my matches so far were fought outside in parks.

Nick. What are you stats? how old are you? What styles of kung fu have you done? What other non-kung fu stuff have you done?

I am a yellow belt in shotokan karate and i’ve watched a bunch of BJJ/NHB video tapes and i try to learn the BJJ moves in the tapes and mimic Royce Gracie’s movements. Shotokan karate sucks so i won’t use it since it’s all stupid stances and reverse punches that are gay.

My signature is from Ryu. He gave me this signature so i could ask a girl what it meant. Mean mean ryu. But thank you Ryu.

:= LAMAO!!!

Nick Montecello. There’s a wrestling room we can fight in for free in PA. All my matches so far were fought outside in parks.

:= Cool, that sounds great. Is that any where near Annapolis?

Nick. What are you stats? how old are you? What styles of kung fu have you done? What other non-kung fu stuff have you done?

:= I’m 36, an even 6 feet and 200-205 lbs. I’m in good shape and bench about 350 (4 times max).

I did a Northern Kuing Fu style taught by Kyu Yu Cheong. It’s traditional Bei Shaolin.
I leanred up to the 6th set. Before that, I did some Chung Moo Quan, and soem genral Kung Fu with a freind.

I am a yellow belt in shotokan karate and i’ve watched a bunch of BJJ/NHB video tapes and i try to learn the BJJ moves in the tapes and mimic Royce Gracie’s movements. Shotokan karate sucks so i won’t use it since it’s all stupid stances and reverse punches that are gay.

:= Lord, I hope your joking, 'casue I’m gonna spank you silly! Would you like to put a little wager on this fight?

I’m not joking. I realy am a shotokan yellow belt.

I can bench at least 150 pounds. but i havn’t lifted wieghts since high school so i don’t know.

A bet? sure. I’ll bet. How about 50 dollars? i don’t want to ruin you so no more than 50 bucks.

Originally posted by Ralek
[B]I’m not joking. I realy am a shotokan yellow belt.

I can bench at least 150 pounds. but i havn’t lifted wieghts since high school so i don’t know.

A bet? sure. I’ll bet. How about 50 dollars? i don’t want to ruin you so no more than 50 bucks. [/B]

You might want to try here the board is full of traditional MA’ists you mught have better luck there.

http://www.martialtalk.com/forum/index.php?s=

Hey Ralek, you can’t seriously only bench 150, right??

How many ways can you spell schizophrenia?

Depends on who I’m spelling it as…:smiley:

Helio would be proud of you for carrying on the vale tudo/bjj tradition of open challenges.

Good Job!