Challenge

Please don’t delete this.

I want to fight somebody. The kung fu schools are too far away to travel to. I need someone who is willing to drive to me in Maryland.

I need to fight someone. There can be any rules that you want. This is not a joke and those of you who were hear a long time ago know that i fought someone from the internet before.

Go get drunk and fight yourself. Fight Club can do it, so can you!

tough guy, eh?

glad to see all that respect everyone has around here for ralek is so well deserved.

do you have some addiction to picking fights, some deep-seeded need to scrap with students of CMA, too much free time, just so little self respect that you find it nice to coddle yourself with the notion of “me-bigger-and-gooder-than-you,” or do you have some tangible reason why you act as such?

Ralek is a ***** and he’s full of it. Some guy on his last thread named JF Springer challenged him, and ralek didn’t even respond…

cba

and this surprised you?

oh, guys, i think i saw a guy bearing a striking resemblance to ralek hiding under a bridge last night.

****ing troll.

come one guys!

This guy did nothing wrong, and there is no reason to bag on him. It’s fun to use martial arts on other individuals… I’m only 13 and cannot drive to Maryland, or else I would fight… Sorry dude. Try asking people in maryland…

Trying sooooo hard

Im trying really really hard to not take this thread seriously…
For a start.
tei chi anarchy
“This guy did nothing wrong, and there is no reason to bag on him. It’s fun to use martial arts on other individuals…”
I know you said your only 13 but please tell me that was tounge in cheek?
As for Relek…
Why not just do what people used to do traditionaly, if your so sure of yourself… Just post your full name and address online im sure many will come and seek you out.
In the old days people used to simply have an open door policy on challengers. Why not do the same?
Then again i guess listing big green hairy troll by the name of Relek, living under the danky bridge outside of backwater skankhole is pretty pointless.
By the way Relek something to think about…
Most attacks on the street happen becouse the aggressor is sure there going to win, usualy due to them either outnumbering you or having a weapon. Occasionaly you may just get lucky and there by themselfs unarmed and stupid. Just out of interest how exactly do you use groundfighting vs more than one person, or vs a weapon?

Nexus… That was pretty darn ammusing:D

Whats the big deal? The guy wants to fight… As long as he knows that if he loses the challange he will be a complete and utter loser becasue it was his suggestion and that there are ALWAYS consequences. So having understood that, goodluck, but you really should do something about that ego…I dont think its very attractive.:wink:

Pity Im in Australia, I would have loved to kick your arse…hehe just kidding…Il hide behind Jon…heheh, he will protect me! Wont you Jon?? Il call you tonight…I think…:smiley:

Tae Li

You have no reason to hide behind me my dear;)
and feel free to call me anytime you like.

Also Relek [yet again]
Could have SWORN i remember a very prominent post on the main page of this forum by you that said something along the lines of how you were never going to post again?
I understand why BJJ works so well for you, i wouldnt want to wrestle with a nasty smelly green troll either:p

I thought this thread was closed?

Hmm, is it me or is this De javu?

Ralek,

Fight Ap, if he’s still interested after you ducked him the first time for him wanting to take legitimate precautions with regard to safety and health (having somebody present with a level head in case something went wrong)

Rolls, those spirochetes have really burrowed deep into your brain. Please don’t put us through another year of your idiotic ramblings. Do us a favor, put yourself out of our misery.

I would go

I have family in Baltimore,MD. But I’m not spending money or the time to go all the way out east for just for a fight, hell I get into them out here. Plus other than two years of TKD(which ain’t sayin much) I have absolutely no martial art background, and really don’t want to get into a wrestling match. If you want to fight come out here, and it has to be a brawl none of that bjj stuff.:mad: :mad: :mad:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
Ralek u just dont seem to edge people anymore. Go **** yourself and come back with a fresh new troll name. U are getting more boring by the min.

Asia the GODFIST!!!

OK Ralek, I’m in. PM me and pick a place. I will be stateside in March or May. I will be Baltimore visiting a college budy ~May. In your message give me away to contact you, cell phone perfered I will call you and we can set things up. I will bring a video camera so that it can be recoreded. Only rules I have is the the fight ends with either KO or submission and Loser buys the Beer! (In the event that the loser can not buy beer a 3 Jamoca Almond Fudge Malt from Baskin Robbins will do!!!) This is serious. If you pm me I will contact you and WILL follow through, I am curtious enough to inform you of any changes I ask the same. ie don’t have me waiting around and never show, I have to buy my own beer and drink alone that’s no fun!!:frowning:

(3 prospected matches already!!! This is a good way to start the year.) :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Now this I’d like to see.:smiley:

CanadianBassAss. If you havn’t figured it out yet i don’t visit the forums very often anymore becuase i don’t have time. I never saw any posts by JF Springer. If he wants to fight he can respond in this thread. I will have a little more time on my hands now.

MerryPrankster. I wanted Apoweyn to come alone. I come alone too. I came alone during my last fight and so did ShaolinTiger. There is no need for bringing friends.

Aisa. Good. We can fight in Frederick Maryland. It’s not too far away from Baltimore. I can’t travel. Your going to have to come to me.

Yes. the rules should be that you stop when someone goes unconcious or they give up verbally or give up by tapping out with their hand. But what about biting, eye gouging, and groin grabs? Do you want them to be legal or not? Makes no difference to me.

If anyone else wants to fight then respond to this thread.

Ralek…

You don’t wanna mess with the Emperor…

(Of Baji, that is)

Oh, I forgot: Please, do what Kristoffer said, and change your nickname. And be funnier this time. Thank you

If Ralek Changed his name,

How long would it take for us to figure it out?

Did’nt he fight Shaolin Tiger? What were the results of that one?

Also, if Ralek wants to advertise for NHB fights on the net, I say let him. It would be best if we could see the fight, but I’m sure they will at least post the results.

So Ralek, where do you want to hold this fight? Do you just meet in the park or something? What about medical personell? If you guys go full out NHB No rules, should’nt you have a medical staff on hand to care for the injuries? a good cut man at the very least.

Royal Dragon

But what about biting, eye gouging, and groin grabs? Do you want them to be legal or not? Makes no difference to me.

Biting? I wouldn’t recommend it. I don’t know where you been and vie versa. But if you bite me I WILL bite back.
Eye gouge? I want this to be a nice ‘friendly’ challenge match I don’t want to blind you for life.
groin grab? Ok as long as “oil checks” are allowed <I am starting to worry!>

Just that you realize this is suppose to be a chance to test skill. If you want a REAL NHB fight. I am still game but I want a legal waiver signed first and I know some attorneis in Baltimore that can draft one up.

RD,

I will bring a video camera to film the event. I will be taking pple with me. Why? Well one to take care of stuff like FIRST AID, etc. Plus it would be foolish to meet someone I don’t know in an unfamilar area (for me) for a fight. Ralek you may bring pple too. I don’t mind just to let you know that they are there to observe.