since it’s a new year, we need a new version of “things you won’t read on kfm.” add to the list as we go, but here’s a start:
coach ross – “i’m tired of all this bag and partner work. why can’t i just go climb a mountain somewhere and practice my forms for a few months?”
sevenstar – “stupid weights. all they ever do is fatten me up, slow me down and tighten my muscles. i should go practice my stances for a few hours.”
merryprankster – “lousy ******* had me in a near-perfect triangle, so i just reached back, gouged his eye and the ****er dropped like a sack of taters. i’m gonna hafta use that finger striking stuff more often.”
water dragon – “you know, tossing people ass-over-teakettle just doesn’t appeal to me anymore. i think i’m going to to work on qigong for a while.”
meat shake – “ewwwwww, flan.”
inic – “yes, and i’d like supersized fries and a dr. pepper with that. to go, please.”
ironfist – “this all-salad diet is the best thing that’s ever happened to me! i’ve never felt stronger.”
vashers – too many people to get everyone. according to the main page, we have 5,824 members. that’d be more accurately stated as 5,824 accounts, but hey, who’s counting?
anyhoo, here’s a few more:
vash – “you know, i’m really a big fan of short signatures.”
abel – " hey, ross, you look mighty fine in them jeans. come here and **** me up the ***."
gene – “honestly, we get all our gear from century and awma anyway.”
masterkiller – “sweet! i’ve finally made the big-time. team paul mitchell, here i come!”
kc elbows – “the combination of bacon between two pieces of bread is simply revolting.”
red5angel – “i can’t believe no one’s figured out that i’m kung lek. it’s so freaking obvious. buncha morons.”
shaolintiger00 – “i really wish master ashida would let me study for his astral team, but he just doesn’t believe in me yet.”
rogue – “honey, have you seen my new ralph nader sticker? the old one on the vanagon is for the last election.”
Originally posted by Water Dragon Apowen: No merryprankster, I will NOT put on the wedding dress with the little frilly things on it and practice passing guard with you.
sigh
In point of fact, I did say “no.”
You’ve probably seen the film footage of the resulting “negotiations.”
masterkiller – “sweet! i’ve finally made the big-time. team paul mitchell, here i come!”
I was going to save the news until after my competition gi with my name stitched across the butt and “Hair Warrior” stitched across the shoulders came in. :mad:
