Posts=Martial Ability?

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I’ve broken 1000, yet I feel just like a beginner. However, I will share what I have learned from my time on the forum:

-Stacey is a man

-Kelly is a man

-Budokan is a sick man

-GDA is a VERY sick man

-Drinking and posting can be good, or it can be bad

-4000 forum members can’t be wrong(I can’t prove this one, as we don’t agree on anything)

-TKD is the shiznit

-BJJ is the acronym for ****erotic behavior

-Making love like an animal(quick, and mainly for procreation) is good, fighting like one(ferociously and with spirit) is bad

-“I’m leaving” is shorthand for “Mom and dad are sending me to boarding school”

-Forum members apparently die during a forum change

-Poking the eyes is impossible(in sparring, I now invite eye attacks)

-canadian pizza sucks

-The most experienced forum members work in insane asylums and hospitals

-Ryu has groupies

-No_Know…OK, I have learned nothing about No_Know’s true nature, but at least I know that I don’t know-oh, geez, I think I’ve just called Cthullhu.

-I believe I know what I wasb be if I were hot women attracted to me

-The less meaning the thread title, the more replies

-There are other forums out there populated by the same people, but those forums are dedicated to off topic posts unrelated to grappling, as opposed to off-topic posts unrelated to kung fu.

-I can’t say ****, but I can say sh1t

-“x vs. y: what do you think?”=troll

and last, but not least:

-Ashida Kim has apparently killed I Hate Ashida Kim

I feel like I’m a better martial artist for the experience, so none of you forum weirdos better come near me.:smiley:

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kc elbows,

hats off to you for working a cthulhu reference into KFO! you da man!!

stuart b.

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Ha

I agree with most of that. But then I’m still p!ssed tat you didn’t dedicate your 1000th post to Oatcakes :smiley:

One thing I have learned in my 500, is that those who refrain from instantaneous criticism, are usually proved right in the end. Bandwagoning is too rife here…

Also, we’ve ALL established that the best Pink Floyd is POST Dark Side, and that Joe “Fecal Flakes” Kavey has WAY too much of an imagination :slight_smile:

And that Kung Lek for some reason doesn’t like the word:

f a r t

Nice list KC!

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Oh

And that my cat will NEVER be safe from GDA’s puss infected genitals…

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If you’ve ever tried Pizza Hut, you’d retract that statement about Canadian Pizza sucking.
I’ve learned quite a bit from this place too. I’d never thought I say this about anything on the internet, but this forum actualy changed my whole life for the better. Thanks guys :smiley:

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Pizza Hut has a cheap lunch buffet, but the pizza is nothing to cheer about.

If that’s the best example of Canadian pizza, then I’ll have to agree with KC Elbows.

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kC

That was one of the best post’s ever!!

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Forgot one

I know I am new to KFO but one of the COSMIC LAWS of the universe is that

ASIA THE INVINCIBLE WILL UNITE THE WORLD OF MARTIAL ARTS UNDER THE BANNER OF BAJI!!!:smiley:

What? You don’t beleive? Then post you real name, number, and address and I will dispatch a zombie to enlighten you!!!:smiley:

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Asia, watch out

MightyB and the Killer Bees from the Bee’s nest are also in the game of world domination. We move fast and sting alot and I’m bent on becomming a ruthless dictator, so watch out. :wink:

Plus, any of you chicks wanting to join my harem, get in line because the B needs to procreate to dominate.

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The one time I had canadian pizza, it was the best pizza I have ever had. It was expensive, but it had the best sausage and pepperoni and crust and sauce and cheese I’ve ever had in a pizza (thats pretty much everything). It was somewhere in Quebec. If there is something Canadians can do right, it must have been that pizza place:D

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Ever since watching Ninja Turtles as a child I insist on eating Pizza as an important dietary supplement. I find it helps my training by making me so fat I have to train twice as hard to maintain a healthy weight.

I have a cousin in Canada & he reckons Australian Pizza is the best in the world.
And he would know.
So there.:mad:

KC, that was an excellent post. I’d just like to add that I’ve learned that challenging people & then running away/shifting dates so that you cannot possibly fight is an acceptable part of the Martial Arts world. I’ve also learned that BJJ is superior.
I’m not sure precisely what it’s superior to…I think I better ask someone who actually has some idea about the style.

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Just a thought on Canadian Pizza

You Said

“The one time I had canadian pizza, it was the best pizza I have ever had. It was expensive, but it had the best sausage and pepperoni and crust and sauce and cheese I’ve ever had in a pizza (thats pretty much everything). It was somewhere in Quebec. If there is something Canadians can do right, it must have been that pizza place”

Actually, it was SOOOOO expensive because it wa imported from…CHICAGO!!!

Royal Dragon :cool:

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So if No. posts = martial ability, does that make me a grandmaster? :smiley:

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Canadian Pizzas suck bad

Canadian Pizzas not just suck they suck bad because that is no such a thing as Canadian Pizza. The only one I eat is Hawaiian (ham and pineapple) :wink: Now that’s pizza. Hawaiian pizza rocks!

Vive la pizza Hawaiian!!! :smiley:

Mantis108

PS Canadian fast food (all of them) suck and can kill you. Must eat rice. :smiley:

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Clearly the members posting here haven’t eaten yet. I make a nice nine hundred and seventy-two point list, and everyone focuses on pizza.

I feel so unappreciated.

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KC Elbows

I was starting to wonder what all the pizza focus was about as well:rolleyes:
Still that was a great post…
I think we should start a top ten thread
Top ten reasons why…
Ive done about 4 in the last week.

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I learned alot about working out, alot about different styles, that canadian pizza sucks unless its imported from chicago(neva had the good stuff)…and i asked more questions than anyone besides Yung Apprentice :slight_smile: acutally, maybe i did get him, i dunno…and after this post i will see how many posts i have done(never checked)

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I really look up to all you guys. I’ve only been on this forum for a short time, but i’ve learned more than I think I have learned from any other source. I really love the reality fighting board. One thing I’ve learned now that i have ten posts is that it’s always better to plan and train for the worst case senerio. I once thought that I was un touchable just because I had a fast punch but now I know that a really street confrotation is unpredictable and brutal. I can thank pretty much everyone here for some piece of advice. May this forum live forever and may we all learn to fight in times of peace and learn peace in times of fighting.

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I’ve learned about that wicked british brain tickle kung fu like the python method and the sellers techniques used by the royal marines.The sellers methods are well known for their pink panther techniques like"dentist takes mask" and “dentist pulls tooth”.

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What I’ve learned

Rolls is a trolling f@g, and his troll skills aren’t as good as they used to be

MonkeySlapToo is a brutal b@stard, that likes throwing people around

If you don’t see the value of spitting, then you really don’t understand streetfighting

Sharky’s lyrical skills may be a little better than mine

We have a lot of men here who enjoy masquerading as women

No_Know had you all fooled

Celestial Amiboshi is a snobby fop

chi blasts are really cool

Ryu is my long lost brother

Martial Joe is cool as he11, for his age. I often forget how young he is.

Water Dragon has some awesome training methods

These new censors are way too strict

Turiyan will never tell us how to get awesome chi powers in two weeks

Oatcakes have suddenly become popular here