lol @ maria tatame
Good example of good pickup line, with follow-ups added!!
“Hey babe…”
“Hey there”
“How much?”
“70 for 2 hours plus the motel bill”
“You do anal?”
“No, no anal”
“Ok”
further explanation on “marias tatame”
maria is a very common female name, so dudes invented that she is a common female that digs certain thing
for a classical example: chicks that only go out or do guys that have car
this are called maria gasolina (gasoline mary)
so, tatame just means mat, right? “mat maria”
Originally posted by MoreMisfortune
[B]Good example of good pickup line, with follow-ups added!!
“Hey babe…”
“Hey there”
“How much?”
“70 for 2 hours plus the motel bill”
“You do anal?”
“No, no anal”
“Ok” [/B]
LMAO oh man thats good stuff.
WD,
I thought you were married, and your other half practiced the arts with you?
What happened? (if it’s not imposing to ask)
Ha! I got all ya beat. My biggest mac was at IHOP. My friend Chris, Ryan and myself were eating when Chris’ cell phone went off. Some little 20 year old girl actidentally called his cell looking for Josh. I snatched the cell from his hand, called her back and began working it from a wrong number.
Originally posted by Royal Dragon
[B]WD,
I thought you were married, and your other half practiced the arts with you?
What happened? (if it’s not imposing to ask) [/B]
What do you think happened?
smacks RD upside the head with the obvious
Re: Re: This topic makes me sad
Originally posted by PHILBERT
Ha! I got all ya beat. My biggest mac was at IHOP. My friend Chris, Ryan and myself were eating when Chris’ cell phone went off. Some little 20 year old girl actidentally called his cell looking for Josh. I snatched the cell from his hand, called her back and began working it from a wrong number.
If you would have worked the phone call from the shitter, maybe I’d give you some props.
lol.
If she was built like a linebacker when you met her it doesnt count.
MK, had I of been in the restroom at the time, and it had been my cell phone then yeah, I would of tried it there. What was funny was that she hung up and I dialed it back and started talking, Chris and Ryan just sat there starring at me in disbelief that I am trying to get this girl. Funny thing was I already had her number.
Sorry WD, hope it wasn’t a really bad break up.
Theresa is in Ohmaha now, won’t even call Melissa…even though she raised her since age 5
I’m pretty ****ed about it. I can see not talking to me, you guys all know how I can be, Imagine the poor woman living with me. But to tell Melissa she loved her as her own, and then nothing ever again…that’s cold.
LOL!! I had some girl AOL texting my phone by accident once. I almost had her meeting me (Of course I was seeing Debbie at the time, so I never went through with it)
I never bring it up.
If asked my ‘hobby is hitting people’ - said with a smile. Usually keeps’em curious.
Oh, and having magazines with your fat @ss in them makes all the secrataries want to do you in your office. Should have thought of that BEFORE I got married…
Originally posted by MonkeySlap Too
[B]
Oh, and having magazines with your fat @ss in them makes all the secrataries want to do you in your office. Should have thought of that BEFORE I got married… [/B]
Yeah, but that only works when:
- The girl hasn’t met you in person yet
- You tell them that you Lil Joe
waits for vicious @ss whooping in December