Pimpin' with the Martial Arts

For me, I rarely have to pick up Women, they seem to gravitate towards me.

However, after lighting them up for three hours and they ask how I managed to go 3 hours non stop giving them many mulitple Orgasams, I allways say “Because my Kung Fu is good”

And they go Ohhhhhhhhhhh, and beg for more!!!

Does it cost extra if they talk?

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Don’t knock the ghetto booty. NOBODY’s gonna take care of you like a sexy little Latin girl from the hood. You can believe that.

I would have to second that. but if you ever break up with them, watch out. your life is about to get ruined.

No, They can talk all they want, I’ll put up with it for free. However, I charge two ways, by the orgasam, or the hour depending on the client.

“I eat Puerto Rican every night, even when I skip dinner.”

Heh… Like I said, Im currently dating a girl from puerto rico.
:stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Don’t knock the ghetto booty. NOBODY’s gonna take care of you like a sexy little Latin girl from the hood. You can believe that.

yeah, but I like to wake up in the morning and not have a knife sticking out of my chest :smiley:

for those who are not aware, a Korean wife will also take very good care of you. And all she’ll do is kick you from time to time :stuck_out_tongue:

MK demonstrating proper woman getting strategy.

Originally posted by Meat Shake
MK demonstrating proper woman getting strategy.
Word.

While were on the subject…

The truth about cats and dogs.

WD - Mos Def and Talib Kweli know how to play things.

Ahhh, so you’re going back to the Black Starr days then…

Originally posted by Meat Shake
If you’ve got game you pick up women anywhere.

And now, in turn, Meat Shake displays pwnage. Which is like plumage, but cooler.

Blackstar is the ultimate.

Ive seen both in concert, but sadly never together.
Talib Kweli came with common and anthony hamilton… f*ckin hard ass concert.
Speaking on pimps… Common pulled a sexy broad out of the crowd to play “the light” and sing to her…
She melted. Anyone who thinks broads dont like musicians is crazy. :slight_smile:

I can pick up a turd off of any sidewalk in town. If I want a rose I go to a flower garden.

Roses or wild flowers. Nothin wrong with either.
:wink:

Originally posted by Water Dragon
[B]Nope, I just usually don’t respond to his idiocy. I tend to be more direct. I’ve been back in the game for 2 weeks and I’m working about 4 right now. Not including the hot little Puerto Rican with the world’s biggest booty I hooked up with at the gas station last night.

I know I got skills. If you don’t believe me you can ask 7* or MS2 about my ex-wife. [/B]

she was no Mrs. 7*, but she was hot…definitely hot.

Ack!

you know, this is gonna shock a lot, considering things I’ve said on this thing, but a man’s wife should be left out of any internet thing, it just isn’t correct

Originally posted by lkfmdc
you know, this is gonna shock a lot, considering things I’ve said on this thing, but a man’s wife should be left out of any internet thing, it just isn’t correct

Yeah, women and the internet dont often mix.

Anyhoo, I have no wife. :stuck_out_tongue:

Originally posted by Water Dragon
That works with all women. Everyone likes to talk about themselves. Nobody likes a braggart.

No.
Introverts dont like it.

BJJ - “Oh… so you’re a thug?!?”
Karate, Kung Fu, TKD - makes them do the WATAAAH HIIIYA stuff that people do, you know
Boxing, Kickboxing, MT - i really dunno the effect of these
Vale Tudo, MMA - “Oh… so you’re a thug?!?”

The only exepction is there is some kinds of chicks that are specially adapted to fighters (read mma/bjj fighters) that we call them “maria tatame”… this are chicks that wet their panties at cauliflower ears, muscles and basicly thuggish macho people. It is a minority though, in fact. And this beatches are some of the shallowest mother fockers on earth.