I’m back in the game, and as I’m brushing off my Pimp Hat, I’ve noticed that if used correctly, martial arts go a long way as a part of your game. Used incorrectly, it can me a disaster. So here’s a few pointers.
Martial Arts not to claim.
- Karate. Karate gives women the impression of a bunch of 10 year old kids in white pajamas. ‘Nuff said.
- Judo. Cool art, but you’re gonna get the, “Isn’t that like Karate?” comment
- Tai Chi = “Isn’t that like Karate?”
- Kung fu. Not unless you want her jumping around making Bruce Lee noises at her.
Martial Arts that DO work.
- BJJ, although not as good as I thought. Most people still don’t know what it is, and then you have to explain the whole thing which may or may not work in your favor. Anything you have to explain is no good.
- Kickboxing. Works, but too generic. Besides, she might get the impression that you do Tae Kwon Do. Tae Kwon Do is like Karate.
- MMA/Vale Tudo/Ultimate Fighting. This can work, but it can backfire as well. Sooner or later you’re going to get into the whole cage fighting description which will really turn them on, or more likely really turn them off.
- Muay Thai. This one works good. Mostly because people don’t know what it is, and it can be explained easily. Muay Thai is Kickboxing with knees and elbows. Now you’re dangerous, but not a psycho.
- Boxing. Hands down this is the best art to pick up chicks. Everyone knows what Boxing is. Boers stay in shape and have nice bodies, and they can fight. Girls love guys who can fight, just not guys who do fight. So tell them you’re a Boxer and leave it at that.
Don’t bring up M.A. when you first meet a girl. When you first meet someone, you should be smiling, touching them, flirting and getting THEM to talk. Eventually they’re going to ask about your hobbies. Then just non-chalantley say, “I’m a Boxer.” Just watch they’re eyes light up as they give you a sly little smile.
And remember, never-ever-ever-ever “show a technique” to a girl. Yeah, you’re going to be touching her, but you’re probably going to hurt her a little. A little is a little too much. The only time you want to hurt a girl is when you get her in your bed; and that’s a different kind of pain.
Hey! At least it’s on topic and we haven’t done this one before.
I just say Chinese Boxing. If they press the issue, I just say it’s like boxing but with throwing and kicking.
Ya know what you’re problem is Master Killer? Ya gots no game.
Originally posted by MasterKiller
I just say Chinese Boxing. If they press the issue, I just say it’s like boxing but with throwing and kicking.
Words of wisdom!
Although just saying kung fu seems to work with me. I’ve even engaged in some Tai Chi lessons that have worked well for me too.
My game just doesn’t depend on using martial arts as a pick up line. You lead in with telling a girl about the book you wrote and you pretty much don’t have to fret about anything else.
“I’m an attorney.” Either they will love me or hate me right out of the blocks so I don’t waste time with the haters.
The ones that love you for being an attorney will hate you when they see your Ford Focus.
hehe…
“Id rather be hearing about you.”
Originally posted by MasterKiller
The ones that love you for being an attorney will hate you when they see your Ford Focus.
I drive a Toyota Tacoma thank you. I live in Tennessee; I have to play to my market.
Originally posted by Meat Shake
hehe…
“Id rather be hearing about you.”
Meat Shake gets the idea.
I usually just say “I fight san shou.”
“Whats that?”
“Its like kickboxing with elbows and knees, and you are allowed to throw each other.”
Or I say “Im a musician.”
“What do you play?”
“Everything.”
That one works better.
If all else fails I just pull it out and slyly show them like a piece of stolen jewelry.
:eek:
“That works for chicks under 25”
Im 21. I bag sexy young women.
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Nothin wrong with smashing an older milf type from the bar on occasion… but I prefer myself a nice 18-22 yr old.
“Women older than don’t waste time and want to know what you have to offer them before they invest much time in you.”
Time? All I need is a couple hours and a few drinks. She’ll be gone by morning anyhow, no need to tell her my ambitions.
:eek:
That works with all women. Everyone likes to talk about themselves. Nobody likes a braggart.
Nobody likes a braggart.
Which is why you shouldn’t be talking to chicks about martial arts in the first place.
Meatshakes breakdown
First and foremost, women like to laugh. Anyone likes to laugh, but making them laugh a lot early on = big points.
women like food.
Feeding women tells them you are secure with their weight.
Women like hearing their name. Meat shake thinks it makes them feel validated.
Women like doors opened, chairs pulled, men to buy things. They feel womanly.
Women like little things. Little things go a long way. Playing with hair, gentle touches, etc.
Oh lordy… I could go on all day.
Im a whore. 
Originally posted by MasterKiller
That works for chicks under 25. Women older than don’t waste time and want to know what you have to offer them before they invest much time in you.
****, MK, you’re making a lot of sense today.
MS,
You have much to learn, young one.
Women want to be pursued. End of story.
